As a lad of 13 or so, I went on a cruise with my parents. My mother the travel agent was always up for an adventure, and decided to take us to see some Mayan ruins. We docked in Veracruz, Mexico, and rented a car to drive to the ruins of Palenque. Another couple from the ship joined us, making the medium 4-door just that much more uncomfortable.
If you look at Google Earth or Maps, you can see the folly of this mission, and yet in 1975 it was so much worse. Not long after we started, I began to notice fields of crops on either side of the road. Mile after mile of dark green stalks/trees. Star-shaped leaves. Holy Crap!
Acre after acre of mary-jane, as far as the eye can see. Even a naive city boy from Tennessee in the 70’s knew this was no place for Gringos to be. I pointed this out to my conservative, strict, Christian parents who looked around and shrugged it off. “Well, we just won’t stop.” is all my mom said.
Between the trucks coming at us, the pedestrians that made us slow to a crawl in places, the narrow road, and the occasional flock of goats, I had my doubts that we would ever get there. Seeing the occasional gun-toting local just standing by the road cemented that thought completely.
Somehow we made it to Palenque, which was the first ancient site I’d ever visited. I’ve been to many since then, but climbing to the top of the pyramids and looking over the jungle is a memory that has always stuck with me.
As with such places, the locals gather to sell the tourists trinkets or food.
The only person with anything to drink was some kid younger than me dragging a box of sodas around. We paid 4 bucks apiece (in 1975!) for warm orange sodas, and they were the best drinks we’ve ever had.
We had to get back to the ship by dark or so, and I kept reminding my dad of this.
Forget missing the boat, I just didn’t want to be on that middle-of-nowhere-with-pot road anywhere near dark. I don’t know what it’s like today, but I remember thinking with every cigarette my mom tossed out the window, that if one of them caught, the resulting fire and smoke would make everyone from Veracruz to Guatemala high as a kite.
We eventually made it back to the ship, and that was how I spent my summer vacation.