# Scarlett, Lady Jaye or Cover Girl? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 16, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314 "2003-06-16T22:02:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/1 "2003-06-16T22:02:19Z")
Well? Me, I’d go for the ex-model. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/2 "2003-06-16T22:05:16Z")
I’ve thought long and hard about this question over my 25 years, and I must go with… The Baroness. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/3 "2003-06-16T22:17:26Z")
Definitely Rita Hayworth ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/4 "2003-06-16T22:30:14Z")
Rita Hayworth? Is she aligned with the forces of COBRA? And when did this happen? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/5 "2003-06-16T22:47:58Z")
Scarlett, unless Baroness is in town ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/6 "2003-06-16T22:53:52Z")
I’m going with Cover Girl, for safety’s sake. After all, for anyone who hasn’t read the comics: Scarlett is all lovey-dovey with Snake-Eyes, and pissing off ninjas goes against my self-preservation instinct. Lady Jaye and Flint have a thing going, and while Flint may not be a ninja, I’m still pretty sure he’d beeat my ass. The Baroness and Destro have long been an item, and I am in no way fighting a guy who has wrist-rockets and a chrome head. So that leaves Cover Girl available. Plus she used to be a model. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/7 "2003-06-16T22:54:05Z")
> [@](#): > > Rita Hayworth? Is she aligned with the forces of COBRA? Don’t know what [Sylvester Stallone](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0090859) has to do with anything, I was just answering the OP. And I’d take [Rita Hayworth](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0036723) over [Vivien Leigh](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0031381) any day. Oh, and btw, [Lady Jaye](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0104036) isn’t _really_ a Lady ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/8 "2003-06-16T22:59:31Z")
[list=1] [li]The Baroness[/li][li]Lady J[/li][li]Zaranna (I like girls with pink hair, sue me)[/li][li]Scarlett[/li][li]Pythona[/li][li]Daina (Oktober Guard)[/li][li]Jinx[/li][li]Cover Girl–in my view, the dog of the lot.[/li][/list=1] ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/9 "2003-06-16T23:04:49Z")
Hmmm, I don’t seem to be doing so well in this poll . . . ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/10 "2003-06-16T23:20:01Z")
[Cover girl–xmas](http://www.brocklee.com/comic/gijoe/ss_cg_holiday.jpg) [Scarlett (she’s annoyed with Snake Eyes, as you can see)](http://www.brocklee.com/comic/gijoe/SE_SCARLETT_CASUAL.jpg) [Lady J-- truly a lady. There’s a place in Nashville called Lady J’s Gingerbread Shoppe–never ate there.](http://www.brocklee.com/comic/gijoe/lady_jaye.jpg) [Daina of the Oktober Guard, the Warsaw Pact version of GI Joe](http://www.brocklee.com/comic/gijoe/DAINA.jpg) [Zaranna–the only thing wrong with her is her relatives](http://www.brocklee.com/comic/gijoe/zartan_zaranna.jpg) [The Baroness–Leather Queen of Saturday Morning](http://www.brocklee.com/comic/gijoe/baroness_destro.jpg) [Jinx](http://www.brocklee.com/comic/gijoe/jinx_n_ss.jpg) [Cheescake Lady J](http://www.brocklee.com/comic/gijoe/PRIVATE_LADY_J_FLINT.jpg) [BIKINI SHOT!! The girl with green hair is Zanya, Zartan’s brat. The reason her hair’s green is cause she’s unripe. Underage. So don’t look at her. Right.](http://www.brocklee.com/comic/gijoe/GI_BEACH.jpg) [CAT FIGHT!](http://www.brocklee.com/comic/gijoe/LADY_JAYE_vs_ZARANNA.jpg) [More Pythona](http://www.brocklee.com/comic/gijoe/PYTHONA_SERPENTOR.jpg) [Oh yeah!](http://www.brocklee.com/comic/gijoe/BARONESS.jpg) [Another view, plus a shot of what she might have looked like as a kid.](http://www.brocklee.com/comic/gijoe/Brocklee_Baroness.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![jacquilynne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@jacquilynne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jacquilynne)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/11 "2003-06-16T23:43:31Z")
The Baroness looks rather like Julia Louis-Dreyfus, don’t she? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/12 "2003-06-16T23:50:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jacquilynne \* > \*\*The Baroness looks rather like Julia Louis-Dreyfus, don’t she? \*\* Who? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/13 "2003-06-17T00:46:40Z")
Pft, as if anyone can compare with the Baroness. Accent and glasses, people. Accent and glasses. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/14 "2003-06-17T02:14:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jacquilynne \* > \*\*The Baroness looks rather like Julia Louis-Dreyfus, don’t she? \*\* I googled. No, Ms. Louis-Dreyful doesn’t really resemble her much. See for yourself. [http://www.mangagirl.org/artofwolfe/pic/sketch/baroness2.html](http://www.mangagirl.org/artofwolfe/pic/sketch/baroness2.html) ---
**Author:** ![Tyler\_Do\_Urden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Tyler\_Do\_Urden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyler_Do_Urden)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/15 "2003-06-17T02:51:45Z")
Scarlett with Cover Girl a close second. Gotta love the red head! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/16 "2003-06-17T05:34:44Z")
I remember watching the afternoon cartoon show and thinking how sweet it was that bad-girl Zaranna and good-guy Mainframe were attracted to each other. Did that also occur in the comic? ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/17 "2003-06-17T06:24:24Z")
No, not in the comic. And so far, only **Crunchy Frog** and I have got it right. So there. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/18 "2003-06-17T10:36:09Z")
Jinx, no contest. Oh yeah. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/19 "2003-06-17T12:55:58Z")
As a kid, I always found Scarlett to be incredibly hot. Now that I’m older and a little less innocent, I gotta go with the Baroness. ---
**Author:** ![onew0rd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ee59a6/32.png) [@onew0rd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/onew0rd)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314/20 "2003-06-17T13:19:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tyler Do’Urden \* > \*\*Scarlett with Cover Girl a close second. Gotta love the red head! 😃 \*\* Ummm, I’ll take Scarlet WITH Cover Girl as well. Oh, oops…:rolleyes: Definitely Baroness. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarlett-lady-jaye-or-cover-girl/182314.md?page=2)