# Scarred burn victims upset me

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 5, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800 "2003-09-05T19:39:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![sugaree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@sugaree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sugaree)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/41 "2003-09-08T15:33:37Z")

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“Loose anus homos.” It’s a scientific Latin term, right?

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/42 "2003-09-08T15:34:59Z")

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Thanks a lot cheesepickles. For the rest of the day I will be able to say NOTHING…NOTHING, but loose anus homos

IT ROLLS OFF THE FUCKING TONGUE LIKE CARAMEL

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**Author:** ![jlzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@jlzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jlzania)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/43 "2003-09-08T15:42:16Z")

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But what if the “homos” are only into oral sex?  
Does that make them loose lipped homos?  
And what if they only masturbate each other?  
Does that make them rubbed dick homos?  
And finally and importantly **When will babbling idiots stop being obessed by complete stranger’s sexual preferences?**

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/44 "2003-09-08T15:54:39Z")

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😕

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/45 "2003-09-08T15:58:38Z")

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The first person to say “band name” is gonna get throttled.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/46 "2003-09-08T16:09:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by sugaree \*  
> \*\*“Loose anus homos.” It’s a scientific Latin term, right? \*\*

_Lusanus Hoomos_ sounds kind of Latin.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/47 "2003-09-08T16:10:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by avabeth \*  
> \*\*And the winner of the “Next To Be Pitted” Golden Hamster Award goes to…
> 
> Ava \*\*

Please don’t be so hard on yourself. Think positively, wake up every morning to bright cheerful birds singing and say “today I won’t be pitted.” Zippidy doo dah!

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/48 "2003-09-08T16:18:21Z")

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loose anus homos?  
Sounds like something you’d visit your proctologist for!

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/49 "2003-09-08T16:27:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \*  
> \*\*Please don’t be so hard on yourself. Think positively, wake up every morning to bright cheerful birds singing and say “today I won’t be pitted.” Zippidy doo dah! \*\*

Well, I try, but then the birds poop on my head.

I swear, I had that post right when I typed it.

Ava

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**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/50 "2003-09-08T16:56:06Z")

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Loose Anus Homos sorta sounds like…a Mexican city.

Los Anus Jomos.

I’m going to hell, aren’t I?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/51 "2003-09-08T17:38:06Z")

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Loose Anus Hummus.

Why do I think I won’t be seeing that in Fresh Fields?

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**Author:** ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/52 "2003-09-08T18:19:30Z")

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With all due respect to those of y’all who want to Pit **Isabelle** , even after reading the linked threads I’m not sure why. She certainly comes off as ignorant on several topics, but she also seems to be open to having her mind changed or her horizons expanded.

She needs to learn to post to the appropriate fora, and she has a potentially annoying Mom-like quality, but is that really enough to warrant a flaming?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/53 "2003-09-08T18:22:26Z")

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I think it’s her hypocrisy-she’s there, ranting about Ozzy, but if you’ve read about her complaints about her own son, well…let’s just say she’s no one to throw stones.

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**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/54 "2003-09-08T18:26:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Tiburon \*  
> \*\*Loose Anus Homos sorta sounds like…a Mexican city.
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> Los Anus Jomos.
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> I’m going to hell, aren’t I? \*\*

Yes, yes you are.

However, I laughed, so that’s going to get me at least some time in purgatory.

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**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/55 "2003-09-08T18:30:11Z")

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See you there! Of course, I’ll just be passing through.

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/56 "2003-09-08T18:33:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Diane \*  
> \*\*The first person to say “band name” is gonna get throttled. \*\*

Damn, **Diane** never lets us have [fun](http://www.livejournal.com/community/sdmb/133659.html?thread=781595#t781595).

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/57 "2003-09-08T19:39:05Z")

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After reading several threads that Isabelle has started, I’m starting to think that her entire persona is false and that she’s just a garden-variety troll. She starts threads on controversial subjects with a non-committal OP, then seems to sit back and wait for the thread to implode.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/58 "2003-09-08T19:41:52Z")

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[Loose anused ignorantos](http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/09/03/1062548893255.html)

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/59 "2003-09-09T01:22:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by World Eater \*  
> \*\*What does that have to do with anything?
> 
> Look at **QED** , 99% of his posts are gold. \*\*

I want to know how she has so many posts so I steal her tactics and pad my own post count.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scarred-burn-victims-upset-me/199800/60 "2003-09-09T01:32:33Z")

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I could tell you.

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