You could probably find that in a specialized section of an adult-video store.
Of course, what you describe would be pretty much the whole plot.
No sex! Just diarrhea and looks of utter shock. Like, say you’ve got a nice romantic ballroom dance scene. Something Julia Roberts would be in. Suddenly! Everyone craps their pants hard. No explanation. Then they go on to the next scene.
Well, waddle on to the next scene, anyway.
I know of a cartoon I think you’d like 
I’d like to see a scene after a wild shoot-out in an enclosed space, such as a garage or a sewer, where everybody involved is saying, “Huh? What? Can’t hear you! My ears are ringing like crazy!” And for the rest of the movie, the hero’s ears are still ringing and he’s lost half his hearing. I mean, they wear ear protectors at target ranges for a *reason, * y’know?
I doubt if the cinematic world is quite ready for this level of scatology. Would you be satisfied with an elegant dance spoiled by, say, serial flatulence?
Oh, wow. Just, oh, wow! Lumpy, when I read what you wrote, I actually REMEMBERED that episode! Not until then, but that brought it back.
…I guess we both just told on ourselves as being a couple of old farts… unless you saw a rerun. 
There was a scene in Like Water For Chocolate where a wedding reception was spoiled by uncontrolled regurgitation by most of the guests (non-graphic, very little vomit is seen on screen).
I can’t believe noone’s chimed in with a <insert hot actresses’ name here> doing POV porno…
Here’s one I’ve always wanted to see: Some movie, any genre–family comedy with Tim Allen, or romantic something with Jennifer Lopez, where a scene takes place in a setting that seems familiar. Scene goes along like normal, then suddenly, Bruce Willis–or some other famous action star–blows through in big shoot-out with the bad guys, and you realize it’s some action scene from another movie. The characters in the movie we’re watching go, “Man, that was scary and weird. I wonder what that was about.” then go on with the rest of their plot.
Then why don’t soldiers wear ear protectors in combat?
The scene: the usual fierce training scene in a martial arts dojo. The sensei watches his charges do all sorts of amazing flips and leaps and kicks while others practice with nonchuks and whatnot.
Suddenly, two baddies (you can tell, their robes are black) appear at the entrance of the dojo. They stare menacingly at the sensei. The sensei stares calmly back. The baddies take on attack stances. The entire membership of the dojo faces them, also assuming attack stances. The baddies then whip a couple of automatic weapons out of their robes and proceed to mow every last one of the dojo’s members down, including the sensei.
Just before he dies, the sensei says, “I gotta get me one of those.”
One of the greatest monsters of all times, but he’s never been in a movie.
I want to see the great Cthulhu in a movie, swallowing the Pacific Ocean.
I think he was in Hellboy but wasn’t credited.
Until now! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478988/
He also had an off-camera appearance in Dagon. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264508/ (Actually, it’s not entirely clear if the god in question is Dagon or Cthulhu.)
20 minutes of dubbed moaning and either (a) the insides of her eyelids or (b) a jiggly shot of the stucco ceiling?
Some do, particularly some artillerymen. Others sacrifice possible hearing damage for situational awareness.
Not a movie, but an episode of South Park “The Brown Noise” had just that.
Reminds me of a quote I heard once, attributed to Bruce Lee…someone had asked him what the only thing he was afraid of in a fight, and he answered “a guy with a shotgun, standing twenty feet away.”
In “Deep Blue”, the only recognizable actor is killed off early and the black rap artist dude survives. :eek: