# schadenfreude motherfucker **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 7, 2012, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205 "2012-11-07T12:45:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/101 "2012-11-08T14:39:35Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > Meh, who cares? Any Republican could nearly win. Run the cryogenically frozen body of Dick Clark under the Republican flag and it would nearly win. There are enough partisans out there who will vote for anyone with an R beside their name that it’s not really an achievement to get a little less than half the vote, particularly if you’re running against a Black Muslim Socialist who is going to Cancel Religious Freedom and Steal Your Guns. > > More impressive would be if Romney had actually won, but, he didn’t. Bye bye, Romney. I was expected the Fox headline to read: Romney finishes 2nd in Presidential Race, Obama comes in next to last… although I guess they couldn’t run it because of the 3rd party candidates ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/102 "2012-11-08T15:17:46Z")
No, its a nation of hysterically emotional female singers, keening and wailing through the night like emo banshees. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/103 "2012-11-08T15:24:24Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > If you’re an Obama voter and having difficulty bringing the Schadenfreude - or should you care for a deliberate overdose - listen in to [Shelly on YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw&has_verified=1). > > NSFW language, mostly black screen. Holy _shit_. That is a breathtaking example of double-think and hypocrisy. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/104 "2012-11-08T15:42:21Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Holy _shit_. That is a breathtaking example of double-think and hypocrisy. I only got to the “it took me a year to figure out how to use my computer” and gave up on that sad, pathetic little woman and her sad, pathetic little life. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/105 "2012-11-08T17:32:48Z")
That was delicious. I wish I could hear her running commentary as the pop.vote difference approaches 3 million in favor of Obama. I wonder why the image is black throughout, except when she grabs the computer to show drudge updates? ---
**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_First_Time)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/106 "2012-11-08T17:37:27Z")
It’s going to be the next big meme. Colbert did his take on it - [http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/08/colbert-tells-audience-fck-you-for-re-electing-obama/](http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/08/colbert-tells-audience-fck-you-for-re-electing-obama/) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/107 "2012-11-08T18:15:45Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > I’ve often thought that I might enjoy living in Canada, except for the weather. I’m sure that my blood would freeze in my veins. Bill, on the other hand, seems to think that Canada is still a nation of fur trappers and dogsled runners. Come for the poutine, stay for the curling. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/108 "2012-11-08T18:20:42Z")
Those aren’t real things, are they? You’re just making up words! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/109 "2012-11-08T18:48:48Z")
Pretty sure “poutine” is how they say “poontang”. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/110 "2012-11-08T19:04:57Z")
Well, I’d eat one, but not the other. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/111 "2012-11-08T19:06:16Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Pretty sure “poutine” is how they say “poontang”. And “curling” is how they say “short and curlies”? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/112 "2012-11-08T19:08:14Z")
> [@Enginerd](#): > > Those aren’t real things, are they? You’re just making up words! If I told you what they were, then you’d be sure I made them up. ---
**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/113 "2012-11-08T22:07:48Z")
> [@leahcim](#): > > Plus, they’ll, you know, confiscate his guns at the border. If his paperwork is in order he wouldn’t have a problem. My uncle is a bear hunting guide out in B.C. with a lot of American clients. He said it was more of a head ache for him trying to get his guns into the U.S. for hunting trips, than vice versa. In the end he just had a friend stateside buy a rifle for him and he keeps it at his house. Less of a hassle. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/114 "2012-11-08T22:21:14Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > Seeing that smarmy, smug, lying jerk Romney lose something he has worked the last 10+ years to achieve was great. Knowing that last night 15 million tea partiers heads exploded because they can’t figure out how they lost so many different races is great too. I love being petty. I like how many MILLIONS they wasted, trying to buy the election too. The fat cat donors are screaming bloody murder. ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/115 "2012-11-08T22:39:13Z")
Santorum the Crazy Fuck says the gays stole the election: [http://dailycurrant.com/2012/11/08/santorum-i-vote-romney/](http://dailycurrant.com/2012/11/08/santorum-i-vote-romney/) ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/116 "2012-11-08T22:46:28Z")
Daily Currant is an Onion-style satirical website. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/117 "2012-11-08T22:53:19Z")
Who else would want to interview Rick Santorum these days? ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/118 "2012-11-08T23:06:49Z")
> [@Tom\_Scud](#): > > Daily Currant is an Onion-style satirical website. :smack::smack::smack: ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/119 "2012-11-08T23:24:08Z")
> [@LavenderBlue](#): > > Santorum the Crazy Fuck says the gays stole the election: > > [http://dailycurrant.com/2012/11/08/santorum-i-vote-romney/](http://dailycurrant.com/2012/11/08/santorum-i-vote-romney/) It’s bad enough letting women and negroes vote, without letting the queers do it too. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/120 "2012-11-08T23:32:18Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Well, that’s exactly what Obama did. > > Yeah, the left wing billionaires were the ones to drown everyone out this time around. > > Obama spend about 100 million more than Romney. > > [The 2012 Money Race: Compare the Candidates - NYTimes.com](http://elections.nytimes.com/2012/campaign-finance) But the PACs on the right outspent the ones on the left by a large margin. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205.md?page=7)