# schadenfreude motherfucker

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 7, 2012, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205 "2012-11-07T12:45:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/161 "2012-11-14T15:48:46Z")

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> [@Wesley\_Clark](#):
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> Ha. Karl Rove collected $300-400 million from wealthy conservatives, and lost the vast majority of races he spent the money on.

I loved Rove’s meltdown moment after Fox called Ohio and the election for Obama – no doubt he was thinking “OMG Sheldon Adelsohn is going to skin me alive…”. 😛

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/162 "2012-11-14T19:25:02Z")

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Nonsense, he won’t do any such thing! He has people for that.

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**Author:** ![Docta\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Docta\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Docta_G)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/163 "2012-11-14T20:46:56Z")

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> [@Hyperelastic](#):
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> Better idea - why don’t you move there?

Butthurt really hurts. In the butt.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/164 "2012-11-14T22:01:43Z")

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So. How’s about all them thar secessionists? 😛

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/165 "2012-11-14T22:35:09Z")

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Help 'em pack.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/166 "2012-11-15T00:23:12Z")

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Ironic how they were the same type of critter that for years has been yelling “traitor” and “get out” and “support the pretzeldint” when it was their boy in the White House, ain’t it.

It’s easy guys. Drive to Canada or Mexico or hop on a plane. Go to that other country whatever it is. Go to the consulate and renounce your citizenship.

Easypeasy. Get to it.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/167 "2012-11-15T19:50:34Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> It’s easy guys. Drive to Canada or Mexico or hop on a plane. Go to that other country whatever it is. Go to the consulate and renounce your citizenship.
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> Easypeasy. Get to it.

[The Master explains](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/841/how-do-i-go-about-renouncing-my-u-s-citizenship) and offers some words of wisdom which I highly recommend to the secessionist crowd:

[QUOTE=Cecil Adams]  
You’re going to protest by renouncing your citizenship? I’m disappointed. Whatever happened to going to the U.S. embassy and setting yourself on fire?  
[/QUOTE]

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schadenfreude-motherfucker/640205/168 "2012-11-15T22:30:02Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> [The Master explains](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/841/how-do-i-go-about-renouncing-my-u-s-citizenship) and offers some words of wisdom which I highly recommend to the secessionist crowd:

For the mutha fukkin’ WIN 😃

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