# Schlep Timbre (September Mini-Rants)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 1, 2024, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553 "2024-09-01T08:08:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/101 "2024-09-08T21:42:18Z")

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I think I can swear the landlord messes with the cooler every time he comes over cause he likes my aunt and wants an excuse to come over again … yesterday he picks up the rent looks things over Now he’s fixed the cooler before and everytime he’s here he checks It out … and hours later it stops working

Now so cal is having a record year or heat … i live in a valley that’s in the Mojave desert as a lot of you know …it was 98 at 9:30 am …

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/102 "2024-09-09T00:45:35Z")

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> [@August Disgust (Monthly Mini-Rants)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-disgust-monthly-mini-rants/1005094/223):
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> I found a way to get into the service menu, but it only monitors the electronic systems. That may be enough. The battery is only putting out 11.7 volts instead of \>12. Of to Amazon to get a reader for confirmation

I just got the car back. It turns out it was the inverter and battery - basicallly the whole hybrid system that died. Luckily, I still have about three months on my warranty. So I have a whole new hybrid drive system on Toyota’s dime. The PCV valve that was also bad, on the other hand.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/103 "2024-09-09T01:03:33Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> So I have a whole new hybrid drive system on Toyota’s dime.

Very nice!

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/104 "2024-09-09T01:17:45Z")

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And that’s why I keep suspecting that I should stop buying used cars off Craigslist…

Though I do get them checked out before I buy, and the local mechanic even gives me a dollar figure: “In the next six months, you’ll need two new low-friction tires at $135 each, and the CVT’s going to get worse. Now, there’s a hail mary I can do for $450 that’ll last two to five years…”

But a new replacement ANYTHING from the car company? I’m jealous!

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/105 "2024-09-09T06:55:58Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> have a navy bean soup recipe that I’ve used for over 20 years because I like it. Every time I make it, you have to tell me that you add tomatoes and potatoes to yours.

I like lots of onions, finely minced carrots, and kielbasa added to mine, can you please do that next time?

(D & R)

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**Author:** ![Dogginit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogginit/32/16920_2.png) [@Dogginit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogginit)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/106 "2024-09-09T11:35:06Z")

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Have to fly back to New Mexico tomorrow. Sister has been put on comfort care, and moved to a hospice facility, as of Friday - no more cancer treatments, no more meds except for pain meds they’ll give her whenever she wants. Doc says only a few more days, at most. As the only sane, capable one in the family, it’s up to me to deal with it.

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**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/107 "2024-09-09T12:36:29Z")

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I’m so sorry. What a hard thing to have to face ☹

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/108 "2024-09-09T14:32:02Z")

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It sucks when you just want to focus on your loved one, but you’re expected to deal with business. I’m sorry, **Dogginit**.

> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Every time we had a conference call we’d have to hear him breathing, sniffling, and coughing into his mic. It was disgusting.

The host of one of the podcasts in my feed adheres so fervently to his “no editing interviews!” mantra that he won’t mute his own microphone for coughs, throat clearing, or other sounds. So you’ll frequently be treated to “uhhhhh-HUUUUUUH” before he asks the guest a question.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/109 "2024-09-09T15:10:25Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> I like lots of onions, finely minced carrots, and kielbasa added to mine

Oh, those poor beans. What did they ever do to you? 😄

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/110 "2024-09-09T15:23:03Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> > [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> > So I have a whole new hybrid drive system on Toyota’s dime.
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> Very nice!

Oh yeah - I dodged a bullet there. The Toyota dude said it should be good for another 100,000 miles. We’re selling it to my son when he graduates in May, unless he gets stationed overseas.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/111 "2024-09-09T16:20:08Z")

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Sorry to be _that guy_, but can you make sure the warranty is transferable to your son (or anyone)?

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/112 "2024-09-09T16:31:51Z")

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The new parts are covered by the existing warranty, which expires in November. I’m not too worried about him. He saves money like a Ebeneezer Scrooge. (He’s nicer though.) I’m willing to bet, even on a 2nd Lt salary, he’ll have enough money stuffed away to buy a new car outright in five years.

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/113 "2024-09-10T00:37:07Z")

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I loathe TicketBa$tard. That is all.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/114 "2024-09-10T00:42:04Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> He saves money like a Ebeneezer Scrooge. (He’s nicer though.)

Sounds like my daughter. When she passed her driving test at 16, she asked if I’d help her buy her first car. She meant go with her, etc, and I agreed.

_However_, I also wanted her to be able to buy a fairly decent car once she had saved up enough money. So I told her whatever money she could save up, I’d match the amount.

What I never realized was she had banked every cent she made babysitting, waitressing, etc. She had plenty saved! I had to pull money from savings and my business to match her amount.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/115 "2024-09-10T11:55:00Z")

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I bet she should looked fly in that Ferrari, though. Not that someone that frugal would actually buy something like that.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/116 "2024-09-10T12:09:29Z")

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She bought a newer stick shift that was in great condition. She has always like cars/driving. I taught her to shift my Jeep, sitting on my lap, when she was 10. She drove my Jeep with me in the passenger seat at a deserted park’s parking lot when she was eleven.

That year she asked for a car for xmas. I explained that she couldn’t legally drive until she was 16. Her counter argument was she could wash & wax the car, sit in it and listen to music, etc. She didn’t get a car for xmas that year, but I felt bad about it.

My son was always the polar opposite. He never wanted a car. He had friends who drove, why would he want to need money for gas and insurance?

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/117 "2024-09-10T13:38:07Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> My son was always the polar opposite. He never wanted a car. He had friends who drove, why would he want to need money for gas and insurance?

My oldest was the same way. It was like pulling teeth to get him to get his learner’s permit. “Why do I need a licence? You can just drive me where I need to go.”

No, no I can’t.

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**Author:** ![colinfred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colinfred/32/21338_2.png) [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/118 "2024-09-10T14:13:59Z")

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Just got off the phone with my bank’s fraud department as I wanted to transfer a large sum. It took 30 minutes which is far too long a process but the guy insisted on using the words “yourself”, “myself” and “itself” nonreflexively throughout. Virtually every sentence he said had words that should have been “you” “me” or “it” but he added the self. After 30 minutes of that I was ready to scream.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/119 "2024-09-10T14:33:10Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> She has always like cars/driving…
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> My son was always the polar opposite. He never wanted a car.

Just like my kids. One wanted a car, saved up, bought a ridiculously practical used Civic (“Hey, don’t you want that blue one with a decent engine and a good sound system?” "Daaaad, this beige one without anything is _perfect!")_

Other kid has always lived where they have great public transit, and no street parking.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schlep-timbre-september-mini-rants/1006553/120 "2024-09-10T14:36:01Z")

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> So, boss has tendered his resignation,

And, despite his willingness to support the transition to a new leadership model, the business has handed him a cardboard box and told him to go home.

So awesome.

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