You mean kangaroos play fetch? 
Whodathunk.
My daughters swore by this Shel Silverstein philosophy:
How Not to Have to Dry the Dishes
If you have to dry the dishes
(such an awful boring chore)
If you have to dry the dishes
('stead of going to the store)
If you have to dry the dishes
And you drop one on the floor —
Maybe they won’t let you
Dry the dishes anymore
Success by incompetence for the win!
I’m ashamed to admit that I bought them the book and read them the poems :smack:
Applicant: I am applyng for an immigrant visa to Australia.
Embassy worker: Wonderful. Do you have a criminal record?
Applicant: What, is that still a requirement?