# Schticky: Please use deceptive thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2002, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693 "2002-03-29T03:09:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/1 "2002-03-29T03:09:53Z")
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner. That is what I’d really like to be. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/2 "2002-03-29T06:19:10Z")
My Buddy[sup]TM[/sup], My Buddy[sup]TM[/sup] Wherever he goes, I go. My Buddy[sup]TM[/sup], My Buddy[sup]TM[/sup] I’ll teach him everything that I know. My Buddy[sup]TM[/sup] and me like to climb up a tree. My Buddy[sup]TM[/sup] and me, we’re the _best frien-_ _OW!_ ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/3 "2002-03-29T14:09:40Z")
_BUMP_ [sub]This is getting interesting…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/4 "2002-03-29T14:49:59Z")
Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun… \ Deceptive thread titles? I just got an email from work with the subject: Opiates, Brownies, Sex, and Cocaine: Seeking the Brain’s Signature for Desire. Unfortunately, it’s just a presentation, and not a celebration of the beginning of the weekend. 😃 \ ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/5 "2002-03-29T16:18:30Z")
byyyyyyyyyyy Mennen. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/6 "2002-03-29T16:21:22Z")
I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony… I’d like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/7 "2002-03-29T16:23:54Z")
hold the pickles hold the lettuce special orders don’t upset us… cause we ain’t gonna get it right anyway at Burger King 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/8 "2002-03-29T16:58:07Z")
Monchichi, Monchichi! Oh, so soft and cuddly! With their thumb in their mouth, it’s really neat! [sic] Fun to wiggle its little feet! Yah yah yah! Yah yah yah! Happy, happy Monchichiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii… ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/9 "2002-03-29T17:18:31Z")
What walks downstairs alone and in pairs and makes a slinkity sound? A zing! A zing! A wonderful zing! Everyone knows it’s Slinky! It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky For fun it’s a wonderful toy It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky It’s fun for a girl and a boy Fun for a girl and a boy! ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/10 "2002-03-29T17:21:27Z")
we are the freakies we are the freakies and this is our frakies tree we never miss a meal cos we love our cereal ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/11 "2002-03-29T18:57:25Z")
Yummy Yummy Yummy I’ve got sparkles on my Tummy Yum Yums, you really shine! You smell like all the sweet things, All the yummy treat things, Yum Yums I know you’re mine! ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/12 "2002-03-29T19:11:53Z")
What rolls down stairs, Alone or in pairs, And over your neighbors’ dog? What’s great for a snack, That fits on your back? It’s Log™, Log™, Log™! It’s LO-OG! LO-OG! It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood! It’s LO-OG! LO-OG! It’s better than bad – it’s good! Everyone want’s a Log™ You’re gonna love it Log™ Come on and get your Log™ Everyone needs a Log™ ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/13 "2002-03-29T19:38:36Z")
Where’s the Beef? What? It needs to be a jingle? Well, I really don’t think you want me to sing my Where’s the Beef megamix. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/14 "2002-03-29T22:01:30Z")
There was an old lady who swallowed a goat. Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat! She swallowed the goat to catch the dog . . . The swallowed the dog to catch the cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird . . . She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she’ll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a horse - She’s dead, of course. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/15 "2002-03-29T22:48:06Z")
Dear Lord. What have I wrought? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/16 "2002-03-29T22:55:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dr\_Paprika \* > \*\*I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner. > That is what I’d really like to be. \*\* Because if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner Then all the girls would take a bite of me! ---
**Author:** ![sleeplessinseattle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@sleeplessinseattle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeplessinseattle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/17 "2002-03-30T02:06:03Z")
My bologna has a first name it’s O-s-c-a-r My bologna has a second name it’s M-e-y-e-r Oh, I love to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I’ll saaaayyyy 'Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!😃 ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/18 "2002-03-30T02:09:27Z")
Pop pop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is… ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/19 "2002-03-30T03:18:40Z")
A Milky Way a day helps you work, rest and play! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693/20 "2002-03-30T12:03:09Z")
I have a dream … that he is me. And that’s the kind of guy I’d like to be. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/schticky-please-use-deceptive-thread-titles/100693.md?page=2)