Whoops. I was thinking “Spotless Mind”.
I’m just that talented.
Smartass. 
Second to last thought: Is that heartburn?
Last thought: Nope.
-Joe
Imagine people looking ahead from 50 years ago and proposing that people would spend actual MONEY on water in bottles…
I imagine they’d have been mocked mercilessly.
-Joe
How do I spell relief? R-O-L-A…urk! Aaaaahk! GAAAAAAGH!
And some of us still do it(excluding if your city has really crappy tap water).