# Science fiction and fantasy Yo Mama jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 21, 2016, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321 "2016-12-21T21:32:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/21 "2016-12-22T11:36:28Z")
Some of these are hilarious. Two Borg cubes? The Kessel Run? I’m dyin here. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/22 "2016-12-22T12:05:19Z")
Yo mamma so fat every time you introduce her to someone you have to start with “That’s no moon…” Yo momma so mean she cancelled _Firefly_. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/23 "2016-12-22T12:31:37Z")
Yo mamma eats so much you always know she’s coming to dinner because the Silver Surfer rings your doorbell first. Yo mamma so dumb she thinks “Babylon 5” is a reggae beat combo. Yo mamma so fat she doesn’t get zits, she gets monoliths. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/24 "2016-12-22T12:37:37Z")
An oblique Galactus reference - yes. How about Yo momma so fat and ugly, she should go by Momma the Hut Yeah, I got no game. :mad::smack:😛 ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/25 "2016-12-22T13:00:05Z")
I’m bad at these, so I’ll just offer this [Robot Chicken](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMBihVAMhGM) video instead. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/26 "2016-12-22T13:16:33Z")
From _Alien Nation:_ Yo mama mates out of season. And I belly-laughed over the Galactus reference. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/27 "2016-12-22T13:23:38Z")
Yo mama so fat, she free-bases ham. ---
**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/28 "2016-12-23T00:15:38Z")
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed two Star Trek episodes. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/29 "2016-12-27T03:14:20Z")
Yo Mamma is still fighting the frizzies. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/30 "2016-12-27T03:19:50Z")
Yo Mama so fat, she ate ALL the tribbles. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/31 "2016-12-27T03:41:02Z")
Yo mama so fat, Lestat drank her blood and got type 2 diabetes! ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/32 "2016-12-27T03:44:05Z")
Yo mama so dumb she thinks a golemancer is what you get when you ask a golem a question. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/33 "2016-12-27T05:30:09Z")
Yo mamma make Tiamat look like Tia Tequila. ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2016, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/34 "2016-12-28T23:44:43Z")
Yo momma so fat, she got an accretion disk Yo mamma so fat, her waistline’s an event horizon ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/35 "2016-12-29T00:27:33Z")
Yo mama so dumb, no bug wanna suck out her brain! ---
**Author:** ![minlokwat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minlokwat/32/2844_2.png) [@minlokwat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minlokwat)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/36 "2016-12-29T00:32:43Z")
Yo momma’s so dumb she thinks a parsec is a unit of time. Yo momma’s so fat, August 21, 2017 isn’t the day of the solar eclipse, it’s the day your momma is flying across the country. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/37 "2016-12-29T01:03:05Z")
Yo mama so ugly, she make Vulcans forget _pon farr_! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/38 "2016-12-29T03:36:29Z")
Yo mama’s so ugly, Medusa looked at HER and turned to stone. Yo mama’s so fat, Phileas Fogg took 80 days to get around her. Yo Mama’s so fat, Wonder Woman’s lasso didn’t fit her. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/39 "2016-12-29T04:56:35Z")
Yo momma drink so much, she make the Vampire Cloud drunk! Yo momma so fat, she clog up the Wallowitz Waste Disposal System! ---
**Author:** ![montag01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@montag01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/montag01)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/40 "2016-12-29T05:37:32Z")
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