# Science fiction and fantasy Yo Mama jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 21, 2016, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321 "2016-12-21T21:32:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/41 "2016-12-29T07:21:47Z")
Yo momma so dumb, ugly and stupid…even Vulcans find jokes about her to be…“Quite logical.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/42 "2016-12-29T17:54:00Z")
Yo momma so ugly, the Gideons use her for birth control. Yo momma so ugly, she drive you crazy if you forget your visor. ---
**Author:** ![joemama24\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce7236/32.png) [@joemama24\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joemama24_98)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/43 "2016-12-29T17:57:49Z")
Yo mamma so fat her Patronus spell is a birthday cake ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/44 "2016-12-29T23:19:09Z")
yo momma so fat even Jabba wouldn’t let her dance for him yo momma so ugly even klingons look at her and go DAMN! in a bad way yo momma so stupid she go to the Pakled school yo momma so hairy one time Han Solo let her fly the Falcon yo momma so smelly that before she fell in the bog of eternal stench it was called lake pleasant ---
**Author:** ![CelticKnot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/celticknot/32/3392_2.png) [@CelticKnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CelticKnot)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/45 "2016-12-31T03:55:28Z")
Yo mama so fat/stupid that the Vulcans don’t want that kind of diversity. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/46 "2016-12-31T03:59:27Z")
Yo momma so ugly, facehugger’s die _before_ implantation! ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/47 "2017-01-06T00:01:16Z")
Yo mama so fat, when she went to the gym, everyone ran away because they thought they heard Darth Vader. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/48 "2017-01-06T00:43:06Z")
Yo momma so fat, she fill up a TARDIS! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/49 "2017-01-06T00:57:01Z")
I had never seen war, or even talked of it with someone who had, but I was young and knew something of violence, and so believed that war would be no more than a new experience for me… War is not a new experience; it is a new world. Its inhabitants are more different from human beings than Famulimus and her friends. Its laws are new, and even its geography is new, because it is a geography in which insignificant hills and hollows are lifted to the importance of cities. Just as our familiar Urth holds such monstrosities as Erebus, Abaia and Yo Mamma, so the world of war is stalked by monsters called battles, whose cells are individuals but who have a life and intelligence of their own, and whom one approaches through an ever-thickening array of portents ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/50 "2017-01-06T01:04:50Z")
Yo mamma so fat, LIGO has to filter her from the readings. Yo mamma so not hot, she forms a Bose-Einstein condensate. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/51 "2017-01-06T01:17:31Z")
Yo momma so dumb, not even the Salt Vampire cloud her mind! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/52 "2017-01-06T02:25:52Z")
Your Momma so ugly & mean, when she roars, Chewbacca runs away. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/53 "2017-01-06T03:03:00Z")
Yo mama so incredibly fat, she propels the infinite improbability drive. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/54 "2017-01-06T06:17:24Z")
Yo momma so fat, she extend in four dimensions! ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/55 "2017-01-06T08:29:18Z")
Yo momma so fat, she _Shai_-_Hulud._ ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/56 "2017-01-06T12:04:19Z")
Yo momma so dumb, she make an Eymorg look smart! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/57 "2017-01-06T12:07:43Z")
Yo momma so ugly, sarlacci spit her out! ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/58 "2017-01-06T12:46:04Z")
Yo mama so dumb and fat, she heard the frakking toasters were coming and she asked for a bagel and cream cheese. Yo mama so fat, the rebels tried to steal her plans That’s no moon, it’s yo mama Yo mama so fat, she’s M-class Yo mama so fat, her belt is the Ringworld ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/59 "2017-01-06T14:03:12Z")
Yo momma so fat, not even the Space Amoeba can absorb her! Yo momma so fat and ugly, she make the Planet Killer self-destruct! Yo momma so fat and ugly, no mugatu wanna bite her! Yo momma so dumb and ugly, not even the Borg wanna assimilate her! Yo momma so fat and ugly, Red Jack don’t even know she a woman! Yo momma so fat, she eat up all the quadrotriticale! Yo momma drink so much, she put Scotty under the table! ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/60 "2017-01-06T15:23:01Z")
Yo mama so hairy she looks like she’s got two ewoks in a headlock. Yo mama so fat she’s officially the elemental plane of fat. (I apologize in advance for this one…) Yo mama so big and dark, apes learn to use tools around her feet while an orchestra plays Also Sprach Zarathustra Yo mama’s so fat, there’s a Hitchhiker’s Guide to Yo Mama… and the cover says “Panic!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321.md?page=4)