# Science fiction and fantasy Yo Mama jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 21, 2016, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321 "2016-12-21T21:32:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/81 "2017-01-07T11:36:08Z")
Yo momma sound so nasty, Ben Kenobi imitates her voice to scare off Sand People. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/82 "2017-01-07T15:38:28Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > I had never seen war, or even talked of it with someone who had, but I was young and knew something of violence, and so believed that war would be no more than a new experience for me… War is not a new experience; it is a new world. Its inhabitants are more different from human beings than Famulimus and her friends. Its laws are new, and even its geography is new, because it is a geography in which insignificant hills and hollows are lifted to the importance of cities. Just as our familiar Urth holds such monstrosities as Erebus, Abaia and Yo Mamma, so the world of war is stalked by monsters called battles, whose cells are individuals but who have a life and intelligence of their own, and whom one approaches through an ever-thickening array of portents Beautiful. Just… beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/83 "2017-01-07T16:14:41Z")
Yo momma so ugly, she scare a Xenomorph! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/84 "2017-01-07T17:28:35Z")
Yo Mama so fat, she got stuck trying to go through the Tannhauser Gate! Yo Mama eats so much, she shorted out the Bistromath Drive. ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/85 "2017-01-07T18:28:39Z")
Yo mama so fat, she cried when when the Rancor died. Yo mama so old, her prom date was Yoda. ---
**Author:** ![SigMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SigMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SigMan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/86 "2017-01-07T19:30:24Z")
Your mama’s so fat that the transporter balked. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/87 "2017-01-07T20:42:41Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Beautiful. Just… beautiful. Thanks, it’s a quote from The Book of the New Sun, with “Yo Mama” replacing “Arioch.” ETA: This is in the running for my favorite novel of all time. It can be overrated, but in the sense that the Beatles are overrated: Even if you discount the exaggerations, the thing is still amazing. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/88 "2017-01-07T20:58:22Z")
Yo mama so lazy, when the stars are right, she hits the snooze button. ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/89 "2017-01-07T21:17:19Z")
Yo mama so fat, Kal-El accidentally landed on your mama. Yo mama so huge, she it obstructs my view of Venus. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/90 "2017-01-07T22:24:20Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > Thanks, it’s a quote from The Book of the New Sun, with “Yo Mama” replacing “Arioch.” I know! Gene Wolfe is a favorite of mine. ---
**Author:** ![Tinker\_Grey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tinker_grey/32/8136_2.png) [@Tinker\_Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinker_Grey)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/91 "2017-01-08T00:12:27Z")
Yo mama so fat, Cthulhu will eat her last. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/92 "2017-01-08T00:23:35Z")
Yo mama so fat, Spock can’t do the Vulcan neck pinch because he can’t find her neck. Yo mama so fat because when she hear Picard say “Engage” she think he’s saying “Engorge.” ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/93 "2017-01-08T04:13:56Z")
Yo mama so ugly, she broke the Mirror Universe. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/94 "2017-01-08T09:40:17Z")
Yo Mama is the cure for Pon Farr. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/95 "2017-01-08T09:42:00Z")
> [@gonzoron](#): > > (God, this is fun!) > > Yo Mama’s so fat, Captain Kirk went back in time to save her. And used her to get there too. ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/96 "2017-01-08T16:17:30Z")
Yo mama so fat, Slartibastfast designed the fjords on the back of her neck ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/97 "2017-01-08T17:28:43Z")
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of yo mamma. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/98 "2017-01-08T19:09:13Z")
Yo momma so dumb she thinks red shift is that stuff in salsa. Yo momma so fat she uses a dyson sphere as a suppository. Yo momma so fat her burps are considered an extinction event. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/99 "2017-01-08T19:27:50Z")
Yo momma so dumb, Wesley Crusher her favorite character. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/100 "2017-01-08T20:23:09Z")
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