# Science fiction and fantasy Yo Mama jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 21, 2016, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321 "2016-12-21T21:32:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/101 "2017-01-08T21:04:14Z")
BOTH yo Mamas used to DATE Wesley Crusher, and he’s YO DADDIES! ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/102 "2017-01-08T21:43:55Z")
Yo mama so ugly, when Sam Beckett leaped into her, instead of “Oh boy!” he said, “Oh HELL no!” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/103 "2017-01-08T23:27:14Z")
Yo momma so dumb, she think the third season of \*\*\*TOS \*\*\*the best! Yo momma so dumb, she think a starship really need a Counselor on board! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/104 "2017-01-08T23:28:35Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > BOTH yo Mamas used to DATE Wesley Crusher, and he’s YO DADDIES! Uh-UH, no WAY!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/105 "2017-01-09T00:17:56Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of yo mamma. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. _Holden:_ Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about… yo mamma. _Leon:_ My mamma? _Holden:_ Yeah. _Leon:_ Let me tell you about my mamma. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/106 "2017-01-09T11:44:02Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Yo mama’s so fat, the genie gave her six wishes. Yo mama’s so fat her magic carpet is wall-to-wall. Lots of good ones. Special plaudits for the elegant simplicity of these two: > [@Wilson](#): > > Yo mama so fat, Earth is in her L[sub]1[/sub] point. > [@Miller](#): > > Yo momma so fat, we had to start holding Hunger Games. ---
**Author:** ![ElectricZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58f4c7/32.png) [@ElectricZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElectricZ)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/107 "2017-01-09T21:55:19Z")
Yo mamma so ugly the facehugger settled for a handshake. Yo mamma so fat she fell into Sagittarius A\* and got stuck. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/108 "2017-01-09T22:04:20Z")
The common folk imagine Yo mama arising from the deep and attacking our cities, hurling boulders and tearing down walls. But the wise know she is so massive the land would not support her weight and she must lie forever on the ocean floor, sending malignant psychic emanations to trouble the dreams of the sensitive and to bend the weak and the evil to her will. ---
**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/109 "2017-01-09T22:58:42Z")
Yo mama so fat, The original beginning of Star Trek:TOS was “These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: To get around Yo Mama.” Yo mama so fat, she’s like the Decepticon Devastator; five normal fat people combine to form her. Yo Mama so ugly, she gives Cthulhu nightmares. Yo Mama so ugly that when she blinks, Weeping Angels move away from her. ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/110 "2017-01-10T00:13:58Z")
> [@D.E.S.K.Top668](#): > > Yo Mama so ugly that when she blinks, Weeping Angels move away from her. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/111 "2017-01-10T04:10:02Z")
Yo momma so stupid, she wishes George R R Martin would stop writing books so darn fast! ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321/112 "2017-01-10T19:49:52Z")
Yo momma so ugly, she have to hang a pork chop around her neck to get the Xenomorph to stalk her through a space ship vent. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-fiction-and-fantasy-yo-mama-jokes/775321.md?page=5)