Some of these are hilarious. Two Borg cubes? The Kessel Run? I’m dyin here.
Yo mamma so fat every time you introduce her to someone you have to start with “That’s no moon…”
Yo momma so mean she cancelled Firefly.
Yo mamma eats so much you always know she’s coming to dinner because the Silver Surfer rings your doorbell first.
Yo mamma so dumb she thinks “Babylon 5” is a reggae beat combo.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn’t get zits, she gets monoliths.
An oblique Galactus reference - yes.
How about Yo momma so fat and ugly, she should go by Momma the Hut
Yeah, I got no game. :mad::smack:
I’m bad at these, so I’ll just offer this Robot Chicken video instead.
From Alien Nation: Yo mama mates out of season.
And I belly-laughed over the Galactus reference.
Yo mama so fat, she free-bases ham.
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed two Star Trek episodes.
Yo Mamma is still fighting the frizzies.
Yo Mama so fat, she ate ALL the tribbles.
Yo mama so fat, Lestat drank her blood and got type 2 diabetes!
Yo mama so dumb she thinks a golemancer is what you get when you ask a golem a question.
Yo mamma make Tiamat look like Tia Tequila.
Yo momma so fat, she got an accretion disk
Yo mamma so fat, her waistline’s an event horizon
Yo mama so dumb, no bug wanna suck out her brain!
Yo momma’s so dumb she thinks a parsec is a unit of time.
Yo momma’s so fat, August 21, 2017 isn’t the day of the solar eclipse, it’s the day your momma is flying across the country.
Yo mama so ugly, she make Vulcans forget pon farr!
Yo mama’s so ugly, Medusa looked at HER and turned to stone.
Yo mama’s so fat, Phileas Fogg took 80 days to get around her.
Yo Mama’s so fat, Wonder Woman’s lasso didn’t fit her.
Yo momma drink so much, she make the Vampire Cloud drunk!
Yo momma so fat, she clog up the Wallowitz Waste Disposal System!
Yo momma so fat, the Force had to develop three sides: a light side, a dark side, and a side of fries.