BOTH yo Mamas used to DATE Wesley Crusher, and he’s YO DADDIES!
Yo mama so ugly, when Sam Beckett leaped into her, instead of “Oh boy!” he said, “Oh HELL no!”
Yo momma so dumb, she think the third season of ***TOS ***the best!
Yo momma so dumb, she think a starship really need a Counselor on board!
Uh-UH, no WAY!!! :eek:
Holden: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about… yo mamma.
Leon: My mamma?
Holden: Yeah.
Leon: Let me tell you about my mamma.
Yo mama’s so fat her magic carpet is wall-to-wall.
Lots of good ones. Special plaudits for the elegant simplicity of these two:
Yo mamma so ugly the facehugger settled for a handshake.
Yo mamma so fat she fell into Sagittarius A* and got stuck.
The common folk imagine Yo mama arising from the deep and attacking our cities, hurling boulders and tearing down walls. But the wise know she is so massive the land would not support her weight and she must lie forever on the ocean floor, sending malignant psychic emanations to trouble the dreams of the sensitive and to bend the weak and the evil to her will.
Yo mama so fat, The original beginning of Star Trek:TOS was “These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: To get around Yo Mama.”
Yo mama so fat, she’s like the Decepticon Devastator; five normal fat people combine to form her.
Yo Mama so ugly, she gives Cthulhu nightmares.
Yo Mama so ugly that when she blinks, Weeping Angels move away from her.
Yo momma so stupid, she wishes George R R Martin would stop writing books so darn fast!
Yo momma so ugly, she have to hang a pork chop around her neck to get the Xenomorph to stalk her through a space ship vent.