# Science says Incels are right about everything. What happens next?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 26, 2019, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-says-incels-are-right-about-everything-what-happens-next/837677 "2019-07-26T18:11:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2019, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-says-incels-are-right-about-everything-what-happens-next/837677/644 "2019-08-25T18:49:08Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> WI they are Hanging Chads?

Don’t give the incels ideas.

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**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2019, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-says-incels-are-right-about-everything-what-happens-next/837677/645 "2019-08-25T21:06:06Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Thinking about this makes my head hurt. Are the Stacys desirable because they are unattainable? If they are attained, does that mean they aren’t Stacys?

The answer is yes. In a world of rational actors that is the end of the thread.

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-says-incels-are-right-about-everything-what-happens-next/837677/646 "2019-08-26T22:08:33Z")

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> [@drad\_dog](#):
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> The answer is yes. In a world of rational actors that is the end of the thread.

Please, in a world of rational actors this thread wouldn’t have been _started_.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-says-incels-are-right-about-everything-what-happens-next/837677/647 "2019-09-26T18:39:35Z")

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I read this NY Post article and it reminded me of this thread:

[US Army warns about possible mass shootings by incels at ‘Joker’ screenings](https://nypost.com/2019/09/25/us-army-warns-about-possible-mass-shootings-by-incels-at-joker-screenings/)  
Just super.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-says-incels-are-right-about-everything-what-happens-next/837677/648 "2019-09-26T22:19:22Z")

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In any other context, the U.S. Army advising service members to run if they can, hide if they can’t and fight only as a last resort would sound rather odd. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-says-incels-are-right-about-everything-what-happens-next/837677/649 "2019-09-27T15:16:21Z")

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Newsflash: Women are attracted to attractive men! Also … Being a woman-hater is a turn-off. In other news, Francisco Franco is still dead.

> [@Chimera](#):
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> \*heterosexual women put average penis as No. 3, followed by large hands and, interestingly, a short head of hair \*

Hmmm. Good to know. I always thought my #3 penis was below average. As for “short head of hair”:  
In 7th grade a lovely 7th-grader massaged my scalp and told me I would never go bald. She turned out to be correct.  
(a) Is that why female admirers didn’t swarm around my under-confident full-haired self?  
(b) Was the 13-year-old honey flirting with me? Did I miss an opportunity?

Free advice: I have discovered one way to get attractive women in their 20’s and 30’s to flirt with you: _ **Wait until you’re in your 60’s!** _ They’re happy to practice their arts on you when they know you’re completely harmless (and your weapon probably isn’t even loaded).

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-says-incels-are-right-about-everything-what-happens-next/837677/650 "2019-09-27T16:02:36Z")

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Yes. You missed an opportunity. Blockhead.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2019, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-says-incels-are-right-about-everything-what-happens-next/837677/651 "2019-10-06T23:24:42Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> There _are_ actually women name Stacy, and there actually used to be at least a couple of men named Chad.

And, now that you mention it, there’s even at least [one](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacy_Keach?wprov=sfla1) man named Stacy.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2019, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-says-incels-are-right-about-everything-what-happens-next/837677/652 "2019-10-06T23:28:36Z")

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[quote=“Deltree, post:636, topic:837677”]

[list]  
[li]There are 272,261 people in the U.S. with the first name Chad.[/li][li]Statistically the 259th most popular first [/li][/QUOTE]

Does this include the Charleses? If your name is Charles but you don’t use yhe nickname Chad, are you still a Chad?

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/science-says-incels-are-right-about-everything-what-happens-next/837677/653 "2019-10-07T00:08:22Z")

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> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#):
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> And, now that you mention it, there’s even at least [one](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacy_Keach?wprov=sfla1) man named Stacy.
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Walter Stacy Keach JR. at least two.

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