# Scientology Street Fair

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 23, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933 "2006-08-23T19:56:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/61 "2006-08-24T13:22:56Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> I just mean that as heinous as that whole incident was, it’s pretty old news. Is that still the main thing they’re villified for?
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> And to **Excalibre** , of course I watched the video; it was the biggest laugh I had all day. I guess my reaction to them is just that; laughter.

Strange, you see humor, I see organized hostile stupidity. I see a group that would probably resort to real violence to protect itself from mere criticism.  
Sorry to make this leap, but I watch that video and saw these three “little clams”\* as the same type that would have joined the Nazi party in 1932 in Germany. So while you laugh, I shudder.

Jim

- I like that phrase “Little Clams”, thank you for that **Weirddave**

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/62 "2006-08-24T13:30:54Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> I just mean that as heinous as that whole incident was, it’s pretty old news. Is that still the main thing they’re villified for?

But they have never acknowledged what they did! So of course it’s still out there.

As for other things, go ahead and google:

Reed Slatkin  
Gabriel Williams  
Operation Snow White  
Operation Freakout  
Fair Game

Not to mention the group’s anti-psychiatry stance.

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> In 1966, Hubbard declared war on psychiatry, telling Scientologists “We want at least one bad mark on every psychiatrist in England, a murder, an assault, or a rape or more than one.”

I’ll be back with more most likely. Either way, they have some nasty shit in their history. They are immoral and ruthless.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/63 "2006-08-24T14:13:21Z")

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Here is a whole page of them. [Deaths attributed to Scientology](http://www.whyaretheydead.net/). Some of them may be far-fetched.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/64 "2006-08-24T15:23:08Z")

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Have you considered complaining to your City Councilman about the way you were treated, and suggest that if Scientology doesn;t make everyone welcome, and bullies, harrasses and accusses dudes of being achild molester, then perhaps they shouldn’t get “permits” any more.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/65 "2006-08-24T15:28:58Z")

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Get thee behind me, Thetan!

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/66 "2006-08-24T15:38:16Z")

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> [@What Exit?](#):
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> I watch that video and saw these three “little clams”\* as the same type that would have joined the Nazi party in 1932 in Germany.

More like 1923.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/67 "2006-08-24T15:49:56Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Get thee behind me, Thetan!

Oh Christ 'luci! I’m of the opinion that generally you think you’re a lot funnier than you actually are, but this was brilliant! Bravo!

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**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/68 "2006-08-24T16:00:21Z")

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To WOOKINPANUB: You ask why people find these laughable dodos threatening. I’ll tell you one reason - Scientology’s stand against psychiatry and all drugs to fight mental disorders. I can’t tell how angry - and yes threatened - this makes me feel esp. when they get prominent celebs (Tom Cruise) to go on prime time on spout this stuff. I and others I know have been helped by anti-depressants; not to mention those with schichsophrenia or manic-depressive disorder who have also gotten their lives back with the help of drugs. Of course it’s not a perfect science, but it’s science. I don’t want some weird cultists interfering with medical practice.

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**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/69 "2006-08-24T16:36:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Excalibre]  
It’s a religious movement that teaches things that are blatantly counterfactual.QUOTE]…unlike Christianity you mean?

Scientology’s wackiness notwithstanding, we’d probably do well to keep things in perspective.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/70 "2006-08-24T16:36:37Z")

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I’m curious to know more about this picketing of their enemies that the Scientologists do. Can anyone fill me in? Do they stand outside the house with signs that accuse them of being thetan lovers?

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/71 "2006-08-24T16:42:37Z")

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> [@well he's back](#):
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> To WOOKINPANUB: You ask why people find these laughable dodos threatening. I’ll tell you one reason - Scientology’s stand against psychiatry and all drugs to fight mental disorders. I can’t tell how angry - and yes threatened - this makes me feel esp. when they get prominent celebs (Tom Cruise) to go on prime time on spout this stuff. I and others I know have been helped by anti-depressants; not to mention those with schichsophrenia or manic-depressive disorder who have also gotten their lives back with the help of drugs. Of course it’s not a perfect science, but it’s science. I don’t want some weird cultists interfering with medical practice.

I too take medication to quiet the voices in my head, so while I couldn’t possibly care less what a bunch of nutjobs thinks about matters of mental health, I understand why so many people are offended by their ridiculous stance on it. Maybe I’m not taking the correct dosage, because I’m not sensing any threat here. 😕  
Do you really fear(and I’m not trying to be funny ) that they could ever have an impact on medical practices(other than those of their followers)?

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/72 "2006-08-24T17:11:09Z")

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I was wondering where our mailman went.

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**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/73 "2006-08-24T17:34:47Z")

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reply to WOOKINPANUB again - Yes, I feel the Scientologists can influence easily misled people to consider avoiding psychiatrists and drugs they might prescribe. Every day at the bookstore I see people who believe in psychics, homeopathy, etc. etc. So, while I don’t think Scientology is a threat to established medical practice, yes, I feel the big-money big-names “church” of Scientology is doing a lot of harm to some people.

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/74 "2006-08-24T17:36:29Z")

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ELUCIDATOR –

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> Get thee behind me, Thetan!

\*:: Snort :: \* 😃

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**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/75 "2006-08-24T18:12:33Z")

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> [@Onomatopoeia](#):
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> > [@Excalibre](#):
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> > It’s a religious movement that teaches things that are blatantly counterfactual.
> 
> …unlike Christianity you mean?
> 
> Scientology’s wackiness notwithstanding, we’d probably do well to keep things in perspective.

I had this slim hope that there wouldn’t be some moron popping up to say something like that when I posted. Thanks for crushing it.

For the record, I think the same way about those particular Christian sects that teach such counterfactual material as creationism.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/76 "2006-08-24T18:35:55Z")

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> [@GorillaMan](#):
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> “…at least, once we put it on [Wikpedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enturbulation)”

Beat you by an hour. 😛

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/77 "2006-08-24T18:41:09Z")

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> [@Excalibre](#):
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> I had this slim hope that there wouldn’t be some moron popping up to say something like that when I posted. Thanks for crushing it.  
> .

Rarely do **Excalibre** and I agree 😛 , but this is one of them. **Onomatopoeia** , you are a hijacking moron.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/78 "2006-08-24T19:32:19Z")

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> [@Eleusis](#):
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> **OttoDaFe**?
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> What’s an **OttoDaFe**?
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> 😉

From [**Candide**](http://dlib.nyu.edu/dram/note.cgi?id=3242):_What a day, what a day.  
For an auto-da-fé.  
What a sunny summer sky.  
What a day, what a day,  
For an auto-da-fé.  
It’s a lovely day for drinking  
And for watching people fry._(Despite the common perception, the auto-da-fé didn’t usually include burning at the stake. The object of the exercise was to have the heretic recant in public, for the edification of the faithful. All bets are off, though, where the Scientoxicists are concerned.)

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/79 "2006-08-24T19:38:18Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Rarely do **Excalibre** and I agree 😛 , but this is one of them. **Onomatopoeia** , you are a hijacking moron.

I don’t get it; what is so moronic and hijacky about what \*\*Onomatopoeia \*\* said? That’s the first thing that came to mind when I read **Ex’s** response to me. I didn’t say anything about it because he also listed other unsavory things about Scientology that don’t apply to other organized religions and so I didn’t want to focus on that part, but really, what’s wrong with pointing out that

> [@](#):
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> "It’s a religious movement that teaches things that are blatantly counterfactual, which is a bit creepy to anyone who places any value on the truth. "

can apply to any organized religion?

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**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientology-street-fair/369933/80 "2006-08-24T19:56:10Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> what’s wrong with pointing out that [the teaching of lies] can apply to any organized religion?

The fact that it’s not true. Remember? I’m in favor of truth here. Try to keep up.

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