# ScOo\_gUy - for you **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 18, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958 "2001-07-18T18:17:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/41 "2001-07-20T16:18:26Z")
My name is Sam Sam I am I do not like Green eggs and ham ---
**Author:** ![FarmerOak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@FarmerOak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerOak)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/42 "2001-07-20T18:09:06Z")
Thanks for the links, you guys. This guy Tyler IS an even bigger asshole than ScoobeyDooGuy, and that’s definitely world-class! But he did give me an excellent name for a band: The Seriously Degraded Penises. ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/43 "2001-07-20T18:38:06Z")
**FarmerOak** , that post in combination with your .sig made me laugh out loud. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![FarmerOak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@FarmerOak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerOak)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/44 "2001-07-20T18:44:17Z")
De nada, **ENugent**. BTW, I am currently catching up on your scintillating debate about the Constitution. These threads certainly clarify the meaning of the advice about teaching pigs to sing. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/45 "2001-07-20T21:11:50Z")
White Lightning, the thing is, I really did start this thread to clue ScOo\_guy in on the very topic. I guess putting it in The Pit ensured everyone else would dump their hatred here. But really, this was my (apparently failed) _attempt_ to get Scooey to engage the topic. Like I said, two by fours. But apparently he’s not bright enough to realize that, and returned to the topic of the killed thread in columns. Hey, this thread wasn’t, originally anyway, about Pink Floyd or movie synchronizations - it was about the use of gay to mean stupid. So I try again (a little **more** obviously): ScOo\_guy, what’s the deal with equating gay and stupid? Also, your comments to smeghead were incoherent. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/46 "2001-07-20T22:15:49Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **McMurphy** _ > > Can I have it, esprix? Pretty please? Sorry - that’s a Tom Lehrer line, I can’t take credit. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/47 "2001-07-20T23:19:46Z")
I was just impressed by the fact that he hasn’t smoked weed in THREE WHOLE DAYS!!! DUDE!!! Such restraint! A model citizen, to be sure. What movie does “The Final Cut” sync with? Wait…let me guess…“Guns of Navarrone”? “Bridge Over the River Kwai”? What about “Animals”? **Farmer** , you’re good people. Welcome! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/48 "2001-07-21T01:16:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ScOo\_gUy \* > \*\* smeghead, i’m your aunt. if you were my aunt, i’d be saying, “smeghead, i’m your nephew.” But i didn’t so that makes me your uncle. I, your uncle, don’t liked to be kicked, so, if you kick me, then I shall whip you. What, exactly, is a smeghead? \*\* I think I speak for us all when I say, “huh?” You’re my aunt? What the hell is that supposed to mean? I’m not even going to bother trying to figure out the rest until I get past that initial quandry. Methinks you should try for up to a week or two without the herb before attempting another post. See sig. ---
**Author:** ![ScOo\_gUy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@ScOo\_gUy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ScOo_gUy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/49 "2001-07-21T02:53:40Z")
Dear or dear twist, –you wrote–You are simply looking for meanings in Floyd songs and tying them in with movies. The funniest ( not as in you’re funny, but rather your pathetic attempts at forming coherent thoughts amuse me) thing you posted was about The Division Bell. It has nothing to so with Planet of the Apes. -your dad (me)– What I said about The Division Bell art is what it is. I got it from the person who thought them up, fuck face. If you turn your volume up real load after the song High Hopes, you’ll hear a conversation between a little boy and a man. What the hell does that have to do with anything on the album? Charlie??? Whos that? Thats all dildo boy. farmerjohn, what the hell is the time cube? If you thought i was a fuckin loonie, check out johns homepage at [http://www.timecube.com](http://www.timecube.com) . –jadailey typed– I was just impressed by the fact that he hasn’t smoked weed in THREE WHOLE DAYS!!! DUDE!!! Such restraint! A model citizen, to be sure. What movie does “The Final Cut” sync with? Wait…let me guess…“Guns of Navarrone”? “Bridge Over the River Kwai”? What about “Animals”? Farmer, you’re good people. Welcome! –me-- I bet you’ve never smoked weed, have you? The Final Cut is synched with The Longest Day. Isn’t that a Kubrick film? Animals is synched with Casablanca. –Irishman wrote-- ScOo\_guy, what’s the deal with equating gay and stupid? Also, your comments to smeghead were incoherent. You’d have to be a kid to understand. My comments to smeghead were incoherent? Thanks dad. Oh, did you get syphilis from fucking her? Better watch out next time you come over. I wonder how John found she had syphilis… Maybe he fucked her and he got it, wait. Didn’t he say he did? Thats sick john. John? Whats in a name? Isn’t a john a place where you take a shit? I think it is. For now on, john will be called…shit. –to shit– "You disinterested fuckers who went out and bred in your twenties, without considering the consequences, and without following up by raising your children in an atmosphere of love, respect and discipline, have raised the most self-centered and venal generation since the Roman Empire. Congratulations, assholes." That was beautiful, shit. And you should know, because why? Well, you know everything. You’re perfect. Your mother was perfect. Your daddy (me) is perfect. I’m still very happy that a thread was dedicated to me. Thanks guys, this means a lot. ---
**Author:** ![FarmerOak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@FarmerOak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerOak)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/50 "2001-07-21T03:24:51Z")
Please, by all means, friends, check out “my” homepage at [http://www.timecube.com](http://www.timecube.com) . Of course, astute readers will note that this was Weird Earl’s pick a few days ago (a pick for which the Farmer, sadly, was NOT given the credit he so richly deserved.) The rest of ScumGuy’s post was, if possible, even more loopy than usual. Think he fell off the hemp wagon? ---
**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/51 "2001-07-21T03:41:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ScOo\_gUy \* > **–me-- I bet you’ve never smoked weed, have you?** What on earth has that got to do with anything? \*\* > [@](#): > > The Final Cut is synched with The Longest Day. Isn’t that a Kubrick film? Animals is synched with Casablanca.\*\* Okay - he’s starting to make shit up, now. So what you’re saying is that, through 20+ years, several different leader and personnel changes, Pink Floyd still synched every single album they produced with a movie? Dave Gilmour, whose overall dislike for Roger Waters is pretty well known, (and vice versa) continued in this tradition even so? I mean - the two of them were never in the same ROOM during the production of “The Final Cut.” I sincerely doubt they’d have put the substantial effort required into sync-ing it up with a movie together. Explain how this makes sense. Don’t just say “that’s how it is,” which thus far is all you’ve done. In BOTH threads. Explain how this could possibly have come about given the range of personalities involved. Is the next Floyd album going to be sync-ed with “Eyes Wide Shut?” ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/52 "2001-07-21T04:06:06Z")
On second thought, doofus, don’t bother trying to respond to the questions in my last post. I already have a headache. ---
**Author:** ![DaveW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@DaveW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaveW)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/53 "2001-07-21T04:59:29Z")
ScOo\_gUy wrote: > [@](#): > > The Final Cut is synched with The Longest Day. Isn’t that a Kubrick film? Check for yourself: [http://us.imdb.com/Credits?0056197](http://us.imdb.com/Credits?0056197) Or look here: [http://us.imdb.com/Name?Kubrick,+Stanley](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Kubrick,+Stanley) I don’t see Casablanca or The Wizard of Oz on that list, either. > [@](#): > > What I said about The Division Bell art is what it is. I got it from the person who thought them up, fuck face. You might consider thinking for yourself, instead of letting others do it for you. > [@](#): > > If you turn your volume up real load after the song High Hopes, you’ll hear a conversation between a little boy and a man. What the hell does that have to do with anything on the album? Charlie??? Whos that? And what the hell does it have to do with Planet of the Apes (another non-Kubrick film)? > [@](#): > > Also, notice that the synchronicities started after Pink Floyd made their first soundtrack. Which implies that the synchs are more than just synchs, they’re ‘soundtracks’ of some sort. Well, Dark Side of the Moon makes a _lousy_ soundtrack for The Wizard of Oz. > [@](#): > > To synch The Wall with Alice In Wonderland, you must skip the song Comfortably Numb. That will depend, I’m sure, on _which_ Alice in Wonderland you’re talking about: [http://us.imdb.com/Tsearch?alice+in+wonderland](http://us.imdb.com/Tsearch?alice+in+wonderland) The 1903 version? 1915? The TV series? Which? Kubrick, by the way, doesn’t appear to have been involved with any of them. ---
**Author:** ![ScOo\_gUy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@ScOo\_gUy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ScOo_gUy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/54 "2001-07-21T05:06:43Z")
The time cube isn’t real. You have no evidence, shit. And you can’t tell me to watch it and find out, because thats not evidence. Its all just a bunch of shit, shit. I bet your wifes a whore. “I had a wife like you once.” AH ha, fucker. I’M WEARING A CARDBOARD BELT! Ah hahahah, thats funny shit, shit. Did you make that up yourself, or did someone help ya? Time Cube is above academic comprehension. Universities equate doomed Towers of Babble. Time Cube debate will expose academic scams, so academia must “ignore” debate at all costs. Students denied the right to debate Time Cube. Educators are evil to deny Time Cube debate. Academic ignoring of Time Cube equates evil. Word worship educators beget stupid students. Students are brainwashed and do not know it. Students are taught to be stupid and don’t care. Word is the most effective tool of enslavement. Stupid students believe any crap they’re taught. Stupid students unable to evaluate Time Cube. Students ignore Time Cube, attack messenger. Tell me shit, do you watch star trek a lot? I bet you do. I bet you have your friend come over and you have a party. You and him break open the non-alcholic beer and get drunk. Am I right? “Scientists and gods created evil 1 corner Day.” Did they now? “Education corrupts your mentality to know this.” So i’d have to be stupid to understand? Ohh, ok. "Evil educators outlaw student Time Cube debate. " Evil educators!?!? I knew it!!! Its the government. They’re behind it all!!! “Gene is The Greatest Thinker and Wisest Human.” Gene’s a fuck face. “You were educated stupid and evil by evil educators. Do you enjoy being stupid? Time Cube ignorance is evil. Demand Time Cube debate in all academic institutions. You do not have the “guts” to seek Time Cube “Truth”. Academia is a religious cult empowerment of self word. Academic word ‘rots’ brain. Can you explain Time Cube? If not, your brain has rotted. Educators are evil bastards who fear Time Cube debate. Evil men ignore Time Cube. Teachers ignore Time Cube. Teachers deserve a hanging. My name is Gene Ray. Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube. Only a false god or academically brainwashed indoctrinated mindless moron would deny that the Earth lacks the top and bottom, the front and back, and 2-sides physical dimensions of a Cube that spirals a 4-season quad helix around the Sun - creating a swirling of 4 simultaneous years as in a separately created year for each of 4 seasons. Man is the only evil animal. Man is the only word animal. Word equates instituted evil. Word adultism is anti-child. A ‘word god’ can be erased. Word brings a Babel curse. Get ready for armageddon. Beliefs equate pornography, for they coexist on the web. There is no damn word god. Truth is physical, word a lie. It is what you do, not utter. Without deed, word starves. Word god lends not a hand.” LMFAO…ok dude. I’m evil because i ignore the time cube. WEEEEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeeeeW!!! Word is real, you are fake. Word eats you. You die. Word pisses on your dead, decaying body, filled with maggots and puss. Word eats maggots and licks puss, then shits on, shit. But guys remember, if you’re smart, you’re stupid. According to the ever so fucked up…TIME CUBE!!! and you thought i was fucked up. bum bump, bum bump, bum bump, There is no dark side of the moon really, in fact, its all dark. bum bump, bum bump. ---
**Author:** ![FarmerOak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@FarmerOak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerOak)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/55 "2001-07-21T05:14:01Z")
Taunt Gene Ray at your peril, bub. The man’s a stone-cold GENIUS. See, most Dopers are capable of appreciating the goofiness of the Timecube. Inasmuch as you are NOT a true Doper, but merely an interloping troll, I cannot explain the meaning of “irony” to you. Nor shall I try. And I can’t explain the cardboard belt reference to you. It comes from the funniest movie in the history of cinema, and everybody who needs to get it, gets it. And NO, it’s not synched to ANYTHING. Although there ARE some delightful little songs in it. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/56 "2001-07-21T05:24:11Z")
Oh this one \*\* is \*\* lovely isn’t he. Tell me how does your mother feel about you referring to a woman you have never met or even heard of a whore ? Tell you what let me know if you’re going to be in Houston anytime soon. I’ll give you twenty bucks bucks to walk up to my husband and tell him I’m one. The LIONsob hasn’t had a chance to play with a mouse in a long time. :wally ---
**Author:** ![ScOo\_gUy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@ScOo\_gUy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ScOo_gUy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/57 "2001-07-21T05:25:49Z")
ah, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I read the rest of you site, shit. I was wrong about you, you are a funny man. For real. Even I can’t make up that shit you made up. “Educators teach stupidity & evil. You learned both well. You are evil word worshiper.” LOL… (zombiefied) Yes…I worship word… “Educators are flat-out liars.” Holy shit, shit. So you mean 1+1 doesn’t equal 2?!?!?! No, its not true!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! "-1 x -1=+1 is stupid and evil. " AH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I really did laugh that time. “Evil 1 day Biblekills children.” Oh yes, I saw that on the news the other day. It was quite terrible to see such a thing. The bible, it just…well, it just lept up, and started choking a little infant with its pagemarker. It was…scary. “I have found 3 more 24 hour days on Earth that educators refuse to let you know about.” No way!!! Is that why summer, winter, spring, and fall always arrive the same time, every year??? “Brainwashed & indoctrinated, you were educated stupid and evil.” I was. really, i was. “Time Cube = Highest Order. Time Cube = ‘godless Truth’. Time Cube damns academia by rotating 4-corners of life.” ScOo\_gUy = higher than time cube. I shit upon the time cube. "Any educator who allows Time Cube debate will most likely be fired or killed by religious zealot brethren who staff and control all academic schools. " Oh my!!! “Name 1 Time Cube debating school on all of the Earth.” Wait, you could be right !!! I think you’re on to something here !!! Or maybe it could be that the time cube is just a bunch of bullshit from a dumbshit. Yeah, i think the last one is right. (to other posters) You guys should really check his site out!!! Is groovy, man! (i’m sure thats what he was thinking when he made it) He look everyone!!! I’m wearing a cardboard belt!!! Ah hahahaha!!! Get it??? Its cardboard!!! Ah, hehehehe!!! We (kids) have a word for someone like you. The word is, fucking psycho. Ah, hahahahaha, get it??? Its not a word (which, by the way, are EVIL!!!), its a words. Words, ah hahehehe. Evil, they are, evil. Thanks master Yoda. All in all, i’m not the raving loonie, its shit. Also, your posts go to show that you all are immature. Swearing at a little kid. You should be ashamed of yourselfs. I’M STILL WAERING A CARDBOARD BELT!!! E, HEHEHEHAHA! ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/58 "2001-07-21T05:38:30Z")
but can we _please_ get rid of this insect? He has not contributed one intelligent sentence, much less one intelligent idea, to any discussion. He’s consistently been abusive and immature. Not that my vote matters at all, of course, but both my thumbs are down. I think this child is who Jester had in mind. ---
**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/59 "2001-07-21T05:40:01Z")
Notice, Ladies and Gentlemen, that yet another request for specific information has been ignored (namely, mine above) in favor of making fun of another poster. Perhaps he’s hoping we’ll forget that the request was made? Give it up, bub. Ain’t gonna happen on THIS board. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958/60 "2001-07-21T05:43:58Z")
His posts remind me of the label on a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s soap. Be gone, troll. You bother me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoo_guy-for-you/72958.md?page=4)