# Scooby Doo! Where are you! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooby-doo-where-are-you/654360 "2013-03-30T15:31:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooby-doo-where-are-you/654360/21 "2013-04-02T19:10:56Z")
> [@Sefton](#): > > Just remember the basics: > … > 4. If the opportunity to open a gateway to the nether world presents itself, decline. If, however, you neglect to follow this rule, remember: [ol] [li]Bring plenty of gas for your chainsaw.[/li][li]Bring your chainsaw.[/li][li]Yes, you really do need to say every single little tiny syllable before you pick up the book. You cannot bluff the forces of darkness by cough-mumbling. [/li][li]Be sure to pack some old chemistry and steam power textbooks in the trunk of your car.[/li][li]Hail to the King, baby.[/li][/ol] ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooby-doo-where-are-you/654360/22 "2013-04-02T19:39:26Z")
> [@LawMonkey](#): > > If, however, you neglect to follow this rule, remember: > > [ol] > [li]Bring plenty of gas for your chainsaw.[/li][li]Bring your chainsaw.[/li][li]Yes, you really do need to say every single little tiny syllable before you pick up the book. You cannot bluff the forces of darkness by cough-mumbling. [/li][li]Be sure to pack some old chemistry and steam power textbooks in the trunk of your car.[/li][li]Hail to the King, baby.[/li][/ol] Shop Smart - Shop S-Mart. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooby-doo-where-are-you/654360.md?page=1)