# Scoody Doo...Where Are You?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 27, 1999, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266 "1999-08-27T13:45:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/21 "1999-08-29T18:22:00Z")

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How I got Penny I’ll never know. I meant Velma is a lesbian?

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 1999, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/22 "1999-08-31T10:18:00Z")

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For you trivia buffs, here’s the full names of the characters; Norville “Shaggy” Rogers, Velma Dinkley, Daphne Blake, and Freddy Jones.

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**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 1999, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/23 "1999-08-31T13:59:00Z")

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Wow Mike, I’m impressed with that little bit of trivia!!! 🙂  
How do you know? I wonder if Cecil knew that one. HMMMM…Norville?

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**Author:** ![Born2Read](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cdc98d/32.png) [@Born2Read](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Born2Read)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 1999, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/24 "1999-09-01T05:58:00Z")

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I don’t know about Velma being gay. But I always wondered about Fred. I think it was the

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 1999, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/25 "1999-08-31T18:02:00Z")

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Ascot? Hairdo? Meaningful glances he shared with Shaggy?

As for my source of names: Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader; Volume 11.

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**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 1999, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/26 "1999-08-31T20:13:00Z")

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I think I’ll change my handle to Velma Dinkley. That has to be the best name I’ve ever heard. 😉  
Don’t tell anyone.

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**Author:** ![Born2Read](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cdc98d/32.png) [@Born2Read](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Born2Read)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 1999, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/27 "1999-08-31T20:39:00Z")

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I don’t know what happened to that. But it was the ascot. And the hairdo. And those bell bottoms.

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**Author:** ![Misanthrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Misanthrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misanthrope)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 1999, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/28 "1999-09-21T19:25:00Z")

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I went to [answers.com](http://answers.com) and found this:

> [@](#):
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> Did God have a mother?
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> No, God did not have a mother. This is because God is not a person like we are; He is spirit. He never was born because He always existed. It is hard for our minds to grasp infinity because in our world everything has a beginning and ending, but God said, “I am the Alpha and Omega”. That means that He is the beginning and the end. When Moses asked God,“whom shall I say has sent me?” when he was going to face Pharaoh, God answered, “I AM” That is because God is always in the present. There is no past with God because He is Eternal. It says in Psalm 90:2 Before the mountains were born or before You brought forth the earth and the world, from everlasting to everlasting you are God. And again in Psalm 93:2 Your throne was established long ago; you are from all  
> eternity. So no one made God because He always was and always will be.

And then, under “related questions,” it offered this:

> [@](#):
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> How do I find a g-spot in a female?

Any explanations?

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D’oh

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 1999, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/29 "1999-09-21T19:38:00Z")

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What the hell does god’s mother and the g-spot have to do with Scooby Doo?

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 1999, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/30 "1999-09-21T20:03:00Z")

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Of course Fred was gay. All that time, and he never amde a move on Daphne, or Velma? And that scarf…FLAMER!

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 1999, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/31 "1999-09-21T20:16:00Z")

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Ugh. Nothing like hitting the wrong key and posting early. Probably what happened to BornToRead, too.

Anywho…I am also convinced that Shaggy and Scobby were crackheads, and that the other kids were their pushers. They must have dealt to the locals as they traveled, to. This explains how they were able to travel all over the country, and never have to worry about food, gas or lodging.

Think about it. Shaggy heared a dog talk to him, he was way to skinny (a symptom of crack addiction…this is why Shaggy and Scooby could never get enough to eat), and, all it took was a “Scooby snack” to make the two of them unstopable warriors. Just look at the way they would drool over these “snacks”! If they were so good, why didn’t Fred, Velma, or Daphne ever eat one? Because a good dealer never samples his own wares.

Seriously, I liked the show much better when I was a kid. Now that there are shows like Batman and Superman, much less the Simpsons and Family Guy, I really can’t watch Scooby Doo anymore.

Sorry, kelli.

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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**Author:** ![DW3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@DW3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DW3)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/32 "1999-09-22T03:23:00Z")

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Just for Sealemon88:

[http://sura1.jlab.org/~wether/scoobdg.html](http://sura1.jlab.org/~wether/scoobdg.html)

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**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/33 "1999-09-22T03:31:00Z")

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Sealemon88, I can understand not hitting on Velma. But your are right, only a gay would pass up the chance to make it with Daphne.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/34 "1999-09-22T04:50:00Z")

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DW3: Checked out that URL. I am still smiling over it…I can’t believe somebody took the time to defend Scooby Doo from the drug rumors lol. You made my day, man…thanks. (And I thought Star Wars fans were rabid…)

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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**Author:** ![DW3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@DW3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DW3)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/35 "1999-09-22T05:07:00Z")

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Sealemon88,

Glad you liked the link. Yes Star Wars fans are rabid what surprised me is the Land of the Lost fans one notch above them. Just put Sleestack in your favorite search engine 🙂 There is even a LOTL discussion forum and I can’t find a _real_ forum for Scooby Doo.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/36 "1999-09-22T09:22:00Z")

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Jinkies!

Did you know the voice of Shaggy was Casey Kasem?

Zoinks, Scoob!

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**Author:** ![Scoobysnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Scoobysnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoobysnax)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/37 "1999-09-22T12:47:00Z")

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Now how the hell did I miss this topic before?

I always thought Scooby was a great show when I was a kid.

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Scoobysnax

Save water drink beer!

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**Author:** ![DW3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@DW3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DW3)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scoody-doo-where-are-you/8266/38 "1999-09-24T02:43:00Z")

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Now I’m confused. _Who did Shaggy’s voice?_ Internet sites say Casey Kasem. I scanned the credits for Casey and my wife Scanned for Shaggy. She saw Shaggy but couldn’t read the voice actors’ name fast enough. I didn’t see Casey anywhere. _Was there more than one person who did Shaggy’s voice?_ (My wife said a bandmember did the voice once but she can’t remember the band’s name)

BTW How much do voice actors make?

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