# Scooter Libby: bestiality pedophilia sicko **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552 "2005-11-04T21:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/21 "2005-11-04T22:21:40Z")
I guess everyone’ll really freak when they find out Libby’s being replaced at his job by Takashi Miike. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/22 "2005-11-04T22:23:42Z")
Life imitates art–this reminds me of the nerdy guy in The Onion who “accidentally” left a copy of his Gothic-porn novel on the company photocopier. Can’t find it in their archives, though. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/23 "2005-11-04T22:24:39Z")
"The narrative makes generous mention of lice, snot, drunkenness, bad breath, torture, urine, “turds,” armpits, arm hair, neck hair, pubic hair, pus, boils, and blood (regular and menstrual). " Sounds like a typical day’s postings on the Dope. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/24 "2005-11-04T22:29:05Z")
> [@gazpacho](#): > > Just more examples of the US being prude. Violence is OK but sex is right out. I’m okay with violence, and I’m really okay with sex, but I draw the line quite a ways before you get to ten year old girls and bears. I’m trying to decide if his being slightly off is the fault of being called Scooter for so long, or the reason why he was fine with being called Scooter for so long. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/25 "2005-11-04T22:24:33Z")
> [@Captain Lance Murdoch](#): > > Maybe his next glistening, quivering tome will be called “Prison Bitch.” “Leather Thighs”…_profusely_ illustrated!.. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/26 "2005-11-04T22:30:28Z")
> [@Captain Lance Murdoch](#): > > Maybe his next glistening, quivering tome will be called “Prison Bitch.” “Leather Thighs”…_profusely_ illustrated!.. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/27 "2005-11-04T22:33:05Z")
> [@Silentgoldfish](#): > > If it was an especially perverse novel about murder, yes I do think that reflects personally on him. So Stephen King needs to be locked up, also? ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/28 "2005-11-04T22:34:30Z")
Would it make a difference if the bear was called Gentle Ben? Awwwwww. Or if the girl’s name was Goldilocks? Awwwwwwww. I suppose Scooter should be grateful for not selling the movie rights to Hollywood, because this is the kind of thing the GOP loves to condemn those West Coast entertainment pinkos for as anti-“family values”. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/29 "2005-11-04T22:34:57Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > So Stephen King needs to be locked up, also? Mmmm, no. Maybe break his fingers. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/30 "2005-11-04T22:35:44Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > Who knew? And here all this time, I thought Republicans were against sex, other than procreative man-on-top-get-it-over-with-quick. Boy, talk about a strawman. Even folks that believe sex should be restricted to marriage do not insist that it be procreative only. I’m unaware of ANY major religious or political group that holds that view, or suggests particular sexual positions are verboten. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/31 "2005-11-04T22:38:01Z")
> [@gazpacho](#): > > Just more examples of the US being prude. Violence is OK but sex is right out. Sorry, but for me the ‘10 year old girl being forcibly raped by a bear so she could be a good prostitute and not care about her customers’ is more about violence than sex. Your mileage apparently varies? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/32 "2005-11-04T22:39:00Z")
Well, then, they should probably stop legislating sex, huh? Making sodomy illegal, making the selling of sex toys illegal, making it legal for a pharmacy to refuse to sell birth control pills to a woman: that’s legislating sex. Just because it happens at a state level doesn’t make it any better. ---
**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/33 "2005-11-04T22:41:24Z")
Personally, I don’t care what he fantasizes about or what works of fiction he chooses to create. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/34 "2005-11-04T22:41:44Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Boy, talk about a strawman. > > Even folks that believe sex should be restricted to marriage do not insist that it be procreative only. I’m unaware of ANY major religious or political group that holds that view, or suggests particular sexual positions are verboten. So, where exactly did all those sodomy laws come from, then? ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/35 "2005-11-04T22:43:10Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Boy, talk about a strawman. > > Even folks that believe sex should be restricted to marriage do not insist that it be procreative only. I’m unaware of ANY major religious or political group that holds that view, or suggests particular sexual positions are verboten. well, **Maureen** mentioned already the sexual positions issues (certain red states laws re: homosexual sexual encounters, oral or anal sex), as well as the issues wrt sex toys. The other issue wrt procreation is the red places where there are attempts to restrict a woman’s ability to get her b/c prescription filled (ie a pharmacist can refuse to fill the script becuz of their own religious or moral objections to same). I just don’t see that as something a democrat would be urging. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/36 "2005-11-04T23:10:25Z")
> [@Freddy the Pig](#): > > Life imitates art–this reminds me of the nerdy guy in The Onion who “accidentally” left a copy of his Gothic-porn novel on the company photocopier. Can’t find it in their archives, though. That’s because he left it on the [printer](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30615). ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/37 "2005-11-04T23:17:09Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Even folks that believe sex should be restricted to marriage do not insist that it be procreative only. Doesn’t the Catholic Church think that? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/38 "2005-11-04T23:21:14Z")
> [@Wolfian](#): > > That’s because he left it on the [printer](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30615). > [@The Onion](#): > > “About 90 different people share the printer,” Lyon said. “Judging by what I read, the author is a man. He’s a pretty solid speller and has a working knowledge of the bus routes, so that rules out just about all of management.” Ha! ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/39 "2005-11-04T23:30:32Z")
> [@Metacom](#): > > Personally, I don’t care what he fantasizes about or what works of fiction he chooses to create. Even after 2042 dead? That’s pretty hard core support. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/40 "2005-11-04T23:33:36Z")
> [@SmackFu](#): > > If he wrote a novel with a murder, does that also reflect personally on him? I like piling on as much as the next guy, but fiction is called that for a reason. As a general principle, i completely agree with the point you’re making. I’m a complete believer in free speech, and as far as i’m concerned anyone can write any weird shit that they want to write, especially in a work of fiction. The only thing that might change my take on the issue in this particular instance is that the current Republican leadership, in the Administration and in Congress, has gotten a lot of mileage out of its “moral values” platform, and one plank of that platform, it seems to me, is a critique of popular cultural forms (movies, TV shows, graphic novels, video games, etc.) and their allegedly perverse or immoral content. That a high-ranking member of the Administration indulges in writing precisely the sort of stuff that would be condemned by many in his party is, if nothing else, a rather interesting development. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552.md?page=3)