# Scooter Libby: bestiality pedophilia sicko **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552 "2005-11-04T21:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/81 "2005-11-07T21:02:18Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Boy, talk about a strawman. > > Even folks that believe sex should be restricted to marriage do not insist that it be procreative only. I’m unaware of ANY major religious or political group that holds that view, or suggests particular sexual positions are verboten. Aren’t there groups that frown upon masterbation, even when you’re married? ---
**Author:** ![New\_Iskander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/db5fbb/32.png) [@New\_Iskander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Iskander)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/82 "2005-11-08T06:25:21Z")
Guess the lesson is if you fantacize about girls and bears, eventually you might commit the unspeakable, perpetrate the unthinkable and, - the Crime of crimes, the Horror of horrors!, - disclose an CIA agent identity. Harken, young 'uns! Question to Freudians, in Libby’s lurid dreams is Valerie Plame a girl or a bear? ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/83 "2005-11-08T12:37:58Z")
> [@New Iskander](#): > > Question to Freudians, in Libby’s lurid dreams is Valerie Plame a girl or a bear? Doesn’t matter. It would only matter if she/it was holding a cigar. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/84 "2005-11-08T14:34:42Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > The pricing typo doesn’t scare me… Not error, PROFIT! > [@](#): > > An inscribed copy of “The Apprentice: A Novel,” which Libby wrote in 1996 when he was a relative unknown outside Washington, was on sale on online bookseller [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) on Monday for $2,400. Unsigned hardcover copies were going for $700. [Scooter Libby novel becomes hot online item](http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=politicsNews&storyid=2005-11-07T224926Z_01_SCH782084_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIBBY.xml) ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/85 "2005-11-08T21:03:54Z")
> [@HPL](#): > > Aren’t there groups that frown upon masterbation, even when you’re married? Texas still criminalizes the sale and possession of devices “designed and marketed as useful primarily for stimulation of the human genital organs.” No one is allowed to sell dildos or love dolls or inflatable sheep, and no one is allowed to possess more than six of them. But this isn’t just a Republican thing! Ronnie Earle, the nutty D.A. that tried to prosecute Kay Bailey Hutchison and is trying to prosecute Tom DeLay, made a big deal out of enforcing this law in the nineties. He wanted to prosecute the clerks in stores that sold things like inflatable sheep and penis-shaped candles. Police raided at least one store that was selling such things and arrested (and allegedly tortured) the clerks, but I don’t know if they were ever convicted of anything. Anyway, the prosecution of clerks from stores that sold penis-shaped soap is what inspired [Americans For Purity](http://web.archive.org/web/20021017084440/http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/) to call for a law requiring all sausages, cucumbers and carrots to be sold pre-sliced. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/86 "2005-11-08T21:09:35Z")
We need to make sure **Hal Briston** never moves to Texas. (Oh, c’mon, you knew someone was going to say it) Thank goodness we have Americans for Purity to help save us from ourselves. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552/87 "2005-11-09T01:31:12Z")
> [@Bob Scene](#): > > Anyway, the prosecution of clerks from stores that sold penis-shaped soap is what inspired [Americans For Purity](http://web.archive.org/web/20021017084440/http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/) to call for a law requiring all sausages, cucumbers and carrots to be sold pre-sliced. It was in 17th-century Japan, or something like that, they had a law that _daikon_ had to be sold pre-sliced to preserve the morals of females. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scooter-libby-bestiality-pedophilia-sicko/329552.md?page=4)