# Scotsman having sex with bicycle...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotsman-having-sex-with-bicycle/426684>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 16, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotsman-having-sex-with-bicycle/426684 "2007-11-16T14:26:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotsman-having-sex-with-bicycle/426684/61 "2007-11-22T04:28:07Z")

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What do you do when you’re finished using your bike? Lean it against a [fence](http://www.thecomet.net/content/comet/news/story.aspx?brand=CMTOnline&category=News&tBrand=herts24&tCategory=newscomnew&itemid=WEED20%20Nov%202007%2014%3A20%3A35%3A697) , of course :eek:

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotsman-having-sex-with-bicycle/426684/62 "2007-11-22T04:31:26Z")

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Say, I just had an idea:

Would you be able to deter bicycle thieves by letting them know that your bike was sexually active? A simple sticker like

**Scotsman Tested. Scotsman Approved**

might do wonders.

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**Author:** ![Pithy\_Moniker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8dc957/32.png) [@Pithy\_Moniker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pithy_Moniker)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotsman-having-sex-with-bicycle/426684/63 "2007-11-22T12:28:00Z")

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That song Bicycle Race by Queen is just totally ruined for me now.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotsman-having-sex-with-bicycle/426684/64 "2007-11-22T19:03:22Z")

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> [@Tapioca Dextrin](#):
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> What do you do when you’re finished using your bike? Lean it against a fence , of course

If the fence in the picture was the lucky piece of metalwork in question, that dude has a GIGANTIC penis.

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