# Scott Baio was grabbed by the...? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 15, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818 "2016-12-15T23:34:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CatandMouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@CatandMouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatandMouse)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/1 "2016-12-15T23:34:15Z")
_Scott Baio claims he was attacked at an elementary school event by Nancy Mack, wife of Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith, who allegedly shook and pushed him while yelling, ‘Grab ’em by the pu$$y!”_ > **[Scott Baio: I Was ‘Attacked’ by Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Wife Over Trump](https://www.thedailybeast.com/scott-baio-i-was-attacked-by-red-hot-chili-peppers-wife-over-trump)** > > Scott Baio claims he was attacked at an elementary school event by Nancy Mack, wife of Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith, who allegedly shook and pushed him while yelling, ‘Grab ’em by the pussy!” I don’t know if I believe him. What was he wearing? Is he attractive enough? He’s certainly not a 10. I would rate him a 3, maybe a 4. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/2 "2016-12-16T00:09:38Z")
So who are we pitting here, Scott Baio or the drummers wife? Scott Baio? Ok. Fuck that guy. Trump is probably going to make him Ambassador to somewhere. Fonzistan. Fuck you, Scott Baio. I know you can hear me. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/3 "2016-12-16T00:13:43Z")
LOL, I guess she was trying to make him feel the way Trump makes women feel. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/4 "2016-12-16T00:22:42Z")
Wait, a drummer with a wife? Who hasn’t left him for the singer? These fake news stories are getting out of hand! ---
**Author:** ![CatandMouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@CatandMouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatandMouse)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/5 "2016-12-16T00:27:49Z")
Scott Baio blocked me on Twitter. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/6 "2016-12-16T00:31:29Z")
Maybe it is just me but encouraging a man to grab elementary school students by their pussy doesn’t sound particularly socially responsible. Though one supposes it might be an effective way to maintain classroom control. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/7 "2016-12-16T00:52:06Z")
I bet the wife of a Red Hot Chili Pepper is richer than Scott Baio. She can just do what she wants! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/8 "2016-12-16T01:16:41Z")
Scott Baio gave me pinkeye. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/9 "2016-12-16T01:24:00Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Wait, a drummer with a wife? Who hasn’t left him for the singer? These fake news stories are getting out of hand! She thinks she’s married to Will Ferrell. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/10 "2016-12-16T04:13:44Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > So who are we pitting here, Scott Baio or the drummers wife? Scott Baio? Ok. > Fuck that guy. Trump is probably going to make him Ambassador to somewhere. Fonzistan. Fuck you, Scott Baio. I know you can hear me. [Heeeeeeeeyyy!](http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/statue-of-the-fonz) With sincere apologies to Henry Winkler, Fonzistan sounds like a good place to designate as a “safe space” for thin-skinned Trump boosters. They can live out their 'Fifties era “greatness” without having to be bothered by blacks, Hispanics, or “the gays”. “Let’s Make America Safe Again…by sending out Alt.Truth loonies to their own self-contained corner of nostalgic bigotry.” Stranger ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/11 "2016-12-16T04:19:31Z")
Think how odd it would be if Hillary, or any female politician, was caught on tape saying how she can’t help but kiss handsome men and she can grab guys by the balls. ---
**Author:** ![CatandMouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@CatandMouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatandMouse)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/12 "2016-12-16T04:28:12Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > Think how odd it would be if Hillary, or any female politician, was caught on tape saying how she can’t help but kiss handsome men and she can grab guys by the balls. What if Obama had paraded out 5 children from 3 different wives and was married to a stripper? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/13 "2016-12-16T05:02:57Z")
You mean “Communist stripper”, but point made. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/14 "2016-12-16T08:02:14Z")
In Russia, communists strip you! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/15 "2016-12-16T08:34:06Z")
Was Scott Baio Lenny or Squiggy? I forget. ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/16 "2016-12-16T17:05:53Z")
You don’t even have the right show; Scott Baio was Mearth. Get it together. ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/17 "2016-12-16T17:14:58Z")
Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/18 "2016-12-16T17:24:57Z")
“You don’t need double talk; you need Bob Loblaw.” Stranger ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/19 "2016-12-16T17:40:01Z")
Don’t worry Scott, Joanie got your back. ---
**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/20 "2016-12-16T18:11:22Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Scott Baio gave me pinkeye. Watch out for the turkeys. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818.md?page=2)