# Scott Baio was grabbed by the...?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 15, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818 "2016-12-15T23:34:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2016, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/41 "2016-12-17T20:02:09Z")

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If she was a Rhodes scholar and married Donald Trump I’d mention it. As in “what the hell is WRONG with her.”

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/42 "2016-12-18T15:56:13Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> I will be a great day for all the strippers and hookers when Melania is sworn in as the first stripper and hooker to be First Lady!

I know this is the Pit, but gratuitous insults are unnecessary. When a girl is making $1000 per trick you do NOT call her a hooker; call her a high-class call girl.

When a girl is making $50,000 per trick, call her Mrs. Trump. (I don’t know if short-fingered men get a discount or have to pay extra. Do we have any punters who can give us a line on that?)

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/43 "2016-12-19T03:07:29Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> I know this is the Pit, but gratuitous insults are unnecessary. When a girl is making $1000 per trick you do NOT call her a hooker; call her a high-class call girl.
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> When a girl is making $50,000 per trick, call her Mrs. Trump. (I don’t know if short-fingered men get a discount or have to pay extra. Do we have any punters who can give us a line on that?)

I believe, they go by “freelance artist” now.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/44 "2016-12-19T03:30:17Z")

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Scott missed an opportunity…

But officer…some crazy assed woman was physically assualting me and yelling “grab em by the pussy”…so I did! I mean, I feared was concealed carrying or something! I didn’t wanna get hurt so I did what she told me too!

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**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/45 "2016-12-19T22:48:56Z")

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Perhaps she was stealing from the alt-right’s playbook of questioning their opponents’ masculinity and was yelling, “Grab him, **He’s a** pussy!”

If the report IS true, she can always plead insanity. She is, after all, married to a drumming Will Ferrell

Seriously, if this did happen at my kids’ school, the D.E.S.K.Kids might have cheered her on, and they would have been completely wrong. She acted like a tool and needs to be chastized for it. My 17yo and 14yo have been taught to be more mature then that. Even though I completely agree with her, there’s a time and place for everything and this wasn’t either time or place.

I do have one question though;

> [@furryman](#):
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> If she was a Rhodes scholar would you mention it?

Since when is “Rhodes scholar” an occupation?

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-baio-was-grabbed-by-the/774818/46 "2016-12-20T02:28:25Z")

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Just another angry violent Hillary supporter.

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