# Scott Evil is hot!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-evil-is-hot/105790>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 26, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-evil-is-hot/105790 "2002-04-26T15:42:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-evil-is-hot/105790/41 "2002-04-27T18:20:56Z")

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I just want to mention that **pbrtallboy** is a really cool name. Personally, though, I find PBR merely third in the category of cheap beers in 16 oz. cans, after Schlitz and Miller High Life. But it’s the same idea.

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-evil-is-hot/105790/42 "2002-04-27T18:31:03Z")

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Seth Green and **Scott Evil** are both hot. It’s not enough that Scott has a mischievous wit and an impish charm, but he also possesses movie star-quality good looks.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-evil-is-hot/105790/43 "2002-04-27T18:35:43Z")

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I’d just like to ditto in on the s\_e is hot bandwagon, as well as expressing my disdain and anger at Canada for hogging up so many of the hot gay guys.

I can’t get a date! Blame Canada!

jayjay 😛

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-evil-is-hot/105790/44 "2002-04-27T20:26:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Skerri \*  
> \*\*And scott, come here dear… tell us all about your bad night, and I’ll email you torrid stories about **pbr** to make you feel better. 😃 \*\*

It was a disaster of monumental bloody proportions, and I’m so incredibly depressed right now. Let’s just say I was given bad directions to an important engagement, missed a unique opportunity, was in an area of town completely unfamiliar to me (so I didn’t know how to get home, nor did I have money for a cab), fell asleep sitting up outside an entrance to a metro station, developed hypothermia, and had to take two god-awful night buses to get home.

Oh, and was confused about a certain person’s behaviour.

Is that enough for you?

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-evil-is-hot/105790/45 "2002-04-27T20:31:56Z")

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> Seth Green and **Scott Evil** are both hot. It’s not enough that Scott has a mischievous wit and an impish charm, but he also possesses movie star-quality good looks.

Why, thank you. I would, however, like some clarification on the impishness of my charm. 😉

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> I’d just like to ditto in on the s\_e is hot bandwagon, as well as expressing my disdain and anger at Canada for hogging up so many of the hot gay guys.
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> I can’t get a date!

Neither can I, believe it or not. Well, there’s my couple of f-buddies, but romance? They invariably dump me. ☹

Sorry if I’m on the pity pot today but I had one of the worst nights of my life last night.

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-evil-is-hot/105790/46 "2002-04-27T21:13:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by scott evil \*  
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> Why, thank you. I would, however, like some clarification on the impishness of my charm. 😉
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> Neither can I, believe it or not. Well, there’s my couple of f-buddies, but romance? They invariably dump me. ☹
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> Sorry if I’m on the pity pot today but I had one of the worst nights of my life last night.
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> - s.e. \*\*

I would say your charms are more puckish and satyrlike.

Sorry your night blew in such epic proportions.

Men are interesting beasts when it comes to love and romance. Sometimes it takes whomping them with a clue by four to get them to realize when a good thing is staring them right in the face.

Of course there is a fine line between that and stalking. YMMV.

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**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-evil-is-hot/105790/47 "2002-04-27T21:19:03Z")

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Heh heh heh… I, too, must say that scott evil is hot. But I know for a fact that there is nothing _I_ can do for him, so…:sigh:

Oh, **waterj2** , I know that pbr also loves the High Life. Woo!

Scott, I’m so sorry you had a bad night. If it were up to me, we would have a girls’ night in, complete with popcorn, cheesy movies (_Glitter_, anyone? :D), and I would dish all the dirt on pbr. Then again, I know he’s going to search on all my posts on Monday, and give me a severe beating for offering to dish. (Such a shy guy!)

Oh, scott, did I read somewhere that you’re a metro junkie also? The only thing I’ll give up publicly is that pbr loves Marta…Take the Marta. It’s Smarta! 🙂

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-evil-is-hot/105790/48 "2002-04-27T21:42:45Z")

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> Men are interesting beasts when it comes to love and romance. Sometimes it takes whomping them with a clue by four to get them to realize when a good thing is staring them right in the face.

I need to get some lumber, then. I’ll have it inscribed with “Why are you f’ing dumping me?” and will use it liberally.

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> Scott, I’m so sorry you had a bad night. If it were up to me, we would have a girls’ night in, complete with popcorn, cheesy movies (Glitter, anyone? ), and I would dish all the dirt on pbr. Then again, I know he’s going to search on all my posts on Monday, and give me a severe beating for offering to dish. (Such a shy guy!)

Hon, he ain’t that shy, judging from the last few emails he sent… 😉 Email me and tell me more, hon. I could use some cheering up.

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-evil-is-hot/105790/49 "2002-04-28T03:09:17Z")

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Hee hee. Well, maybe I’ll email you in the morning. I have to go spend a lovely night with the SO. (Sorry!)

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-evil-is-hot/105790/50 "2002-04-28T03:54:34Z")

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**Scott** , I’m very sorry you had a rough night. ☹ I hope you feel better soon, and that the week ahead goes smoothly for you. I’d email you, but I don’t know what to say to cheer you up. Wish I could, though. (I have no dirt on **pbrtallboy** like **Skerri** does) My heartfelt wishes for a good week go to you, my friend.

Here’s hoping you have a good week, to perhaps counteract or even counterbalance the terrible night you had.

_Leslie gives **Scott** lots of hugs_

(apologies to **LaurAnge** for stealingrecycling her line)

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