# Scott Plaid, Stand Up or Shut Up

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 2, 2005, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794 "2005-07-02T03:22:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/401 "2005-07-06T16:26:13Z")

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> [@Greathouse](#):
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> Cow-worker is a long time SDMBism. I can’t remember who exactly started it, but I think he’s burning your dog.

It’s a Dilbertism, really.

I thought **Scott Plaid** seemed like a frothing blibberhead, but I thought that was only because he was in the Pit. I had no idea he posted the SAME WAY in GD. This thread is both enlightening and hilarious.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/402 "2005-07-06T16:26:40Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Scott Adams in “Dilbert’s New World Order”.

Actually [Dogbert’s New Ruling Class](http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/html/newsletter05.html). He had a contest for his newsletter’s readers a few years ago for a name for dumb people you have to work with, and that was the winning entry.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/403 "2005-07-06T16:29:32Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> > [@askeptic](#):
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> > What does a substantiated clam look like?
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> A band name.

No, your crating a strawman. Why dont you go back and read, what I really, said. In fact I already, made this point in post #399. How come you always come back to the same arguments when I already prove you wrong and then you argue the same points again.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/404 "2005-07-06T16:30:52Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> This pisses me of. I have shown on four occasions, [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=6336134) and [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=6336134) that I know how to make links so I don’t have to refer to prior posts I made without linking to what I was talking about when I made them I can just link to it and prove my point. People often think that using it can be bad but if in fact it is bad then being bad is no longer bad, just out of the norm and therefore the clam is substatinaited.

but That sjust make my point because your been two posts and link was stated when I ran it off before. Do’nt forget I channeled Shodan to a dual and he took of his glove. What am I suppose to do when I right and not say any thing if I say nothing than who will? Let me think on this oven night.

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**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/405 "2005-07-06T16:31:29Z")

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:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:  
**this thread is making my brains melt and dribble out of my ears**  
:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/406 "2005-07-06T16:32:06Z")

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Oh shit \*\*Lib’s \*\* drunk… (smiley)

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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/407 "2005-07-06T16:34:18Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Actually [Dogbert’s New Ruling Class](http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/html/newsletter05.html). He had a contest for his newsletter’s readers a few years ago for a name for dumb people you have to work with, and that was the winning entry.

Hmm…I stand corrected. Thank you.

I could have sworn that the crazy fucker who started the whole dog burning thing was the one who got it going. My mistake.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/408 "2005-07-06T16:34:19Z")

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> [@askeptic](#):
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> Oh shit \*\*Lib’s \*\* drunk… (smiley)

is this means you agree or dis-agree with me? I can not be sure and therefor ask others to rule on this on. I have other rulings to make else-where.

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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/409 "2005-07-06T16:35:59Z")

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> [@Liberal](#):
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> but That sjust make my point because your been two posts and link was stated when I ran it off before. Do’nt forget I channeled Shodan to a dual and he took of his glove. What am I suppose to do when I right and not say any thing if I say nothing than who will? Let me think on this oven night.

Not enough commas. Everything else is spot on.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/410 "2005-07-06T16:36:06Z")

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Is it just me, or is the helpful advice segment of this thread over?

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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/411 "2005-07-06T16:37:12Z")

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> [@This Year's Model](#):
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> Is it just me, or is the helpful advice segment of this thread over?

It wasn’t being used anyway.

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/412 "2005-07-06T16:37:27Z")

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> [@This Year's Model](#):
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> Is it just me, or is the helpful advice segment of this thread over?

Well, Scott’s offline now, so he won’t be paying attention to the helpful advice like he usually does.

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**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/413 "2005-07-06T16:37:45Z")

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> [@This Year's Model](#):
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> Is it just me, or is the helpful advice segment of this thread over?

To everyone’s credit, I think it lasted _way_ longer then it should have.

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**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/414 "2005-07-06T16:37:58Z")

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> [@This Year's Model](#):
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> Is it just me, or is the helpful advice segment of this thread over?

Yes, yes it is. Now it’s the “mock the incoherent poster by being just as incoherent except on purpose” segment, and MY BRAINSES ARE MELTING.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/415 "2005-07-06T16:39:19Z")

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> [@Liberal](#):
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> but That sjust make my point because your been two posts and link was stated when I ran it off before. Do’nt forget I channeled Shodan to a dual and he took of his glove. What am I suppose to do when I right and not say any thing if I say nothing than who will? Let me think on this oven night.

I will adibe by **John Mace** ’s ruling on this but I think you are forgeting my post #24 in that thrad about the activits judges where **Shodan** asked a question but not like we agreed and I had to come here to clarify my point. What am I supossed to do when I ama ttacked and I think I am the best person to answer the questions even though I can’t do it in a question it is good for degbate.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/416 "2005-07-06T16:40:51Z")

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_peaks in to see if it is safe again_ :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/417 "2005-07-06T16:41:08Z")

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> [@This Year's Model](#):
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> It’s like shooting fish in a barrel, isn’t it?

No it’s, like the fish, beng shot by, the shoter, what has the barell be side, for shooting in.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/418 "2005-07-06T16:41:18Z")

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It should have been over about the time that those offering it recognized it would never be heeded–about eight pages ago.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/419 "2005-07-06T16:42:43Z")

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> [@Sage Rat](#):
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> _peaks in to see if it is safe again_ :dubious:

Shouldn’t that be “piques in”?

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**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-plaid-stand-up-or-shut-up/310794/420 "2005-07-06T16:43:24Z")

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> [@Sage Rat](#):
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> _peaks in to see if it is safe again_ :dubious:

It’s “peeks”, by the way.

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