# Scott won

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 5, 2014, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719 "2014-11-05T07:26:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![InfiniteJest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@InfiniteJest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InfiniteJest)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/1 "2014-11-05T07:26:06Z")

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Crist lost.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/2 "2014-11-05T08:11:23Z")

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That’s quite a pitting there. I can’t think of anything to add.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/3 "2014-11-05T08:28:47Z")

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TL;DR.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/4 "2014-11-05T08:33:36Z")

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Well, when Florida sinks into the sea in a few decades because they chose to ignore the problem, it’ll be their own fault.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/5 "2014-11-05T09:36:25Z")

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I was thinking this was going to be a shot at Roald Amundsen.

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/6 "2014-11-05T10:23:05Z")

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Big tree.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/7 "2014-11-05T11:44:17Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I was thinking this was going to be a shot at Roald Amundsen.

I recently read The Last Place on Earth. Now _that_ was a pitting of Scott!

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/8 "2014-11-05T12:47:20Z")

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NH: Scott lost, Shaheen won.  
WI: Scott won, the unions lost.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/9 "2014-11-05T13:04:29Z")

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> [@InfiniteJest](#):
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> Crist lost.

Wait three days. He’ll be back.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/10 "2014-11-05T13:53:02Z")

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> [@InfiniteJest](#):
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> Crist lost.

And then he wept.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/11 "2014-11-05T13:55:58Z")

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Excellent username/OP combo. Scott successfully convinced the voters of Florida that he’d created jobs. Underpromising and overdelivering is a good strategy (Scott projected that under his administration the state would add _fewer_ jobs than the Department of Labor predicted would occur as a natural consequence of the nationwide recovery, so when it added more he looked good.)

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/12 "2014-11-05T14:35:50Z")

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Yeah, I’m bummed too. And no medical marijuana.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/13 "2014-11-05T15:03:18Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> TL;DR.

Here’s the shorter version: CL

😃

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**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/14 "2014-11-05T16:29:28Z")

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If the world were a fair place, Scott would be in prison.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/15 "2014-11-05T16:35:10Z")

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Seems that GOP candidates are virtually scandal-proof at this point.

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**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/16 "2014-11-05T17:18:43Z")

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'cuz, y’know, 'Murica!

I agree… can’t see any reason why Rick Scott shouldn’t be in prison.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/17 "2014-11-05T17:39:25Z")

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Not fair! He should be out by now, living in a halfway house and flipping burgers for minimum wage… Besides, he would be safe from prison rape, who wants to fuck Skeletor? (Is there a Mrs. Skeletor? She doesn’t either…)

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/18 "2014-11-05T17:45:06Z")

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> [@GrizzRich](#):
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> I agree… can’t see any reason why Rick Scott shouldn’t be in prison.

Well, he wasn’t charged with or convicted of a crime. That helps.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/19 "2014-11-05T17:48:32Z")

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Worst part of the story is: I think he’s now the front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination in 2016.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-won/703719/20 "2014-11-05T18:13:04Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> Worst part of the story is: I think he’s now the front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination in 2016.

Please please please let this happen.

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