# Scottish DopeFest?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 18, 2011, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132 "2011-08-18T07:29:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/1 "2011-08-18T07:29:02Z")

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Over in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=618024) it looks like we’ve got quite a few Dopers in Scotland - Jeneva, JessMagic, PaulParkhead, myself, etc.

Does anyone fancy a meetup, maybe in Glasgow, sometime? Or Edinburgh, if it’s easier for everyone to converge on?

(thought I’d better stop hijacking the other thread with Scot-talk and take it elsewhere before someone complained!) 🙂

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**Author:** ![notquitekarpov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@notquitekarpov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notquitekarpov)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/2 "2011-08-18T10:04:36Z")

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Maybe.

I’m English but married to a Scot and lived in Colinton, West Edinburgh, now for five years.

Into hill walking and, bizzarly, following Ayr United FC (yes - home games are further away than most away game!) due to the Mrs being a fanatical fan. But settling in nicely, thank you.

Let’s see where this goes…

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**Author:** ![Meurglys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@Meurglys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meurglys)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/3 "2011-08-18T12:09:56Z")

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I could be up for it, especially if it’s in Edinburgh!  
Have to be an evening, or possibly a Sunday.

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**Author:** ![JessMagic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c0e974/32.png) [@JessMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JessMagic)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/4 "2011-08-18T12:45:25Z")

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I’m in Singapore most of the time, only in Aberdeen for two week spells occasionally. So I’m a very tentative “maybe”!

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**Author:** ![The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stafford_cripps/32/7167_2.png) [@The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stafford_Cripps)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/5 "2011-08-18T20:03:05Z")

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> [@JessMagic](#):
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> I’m in Singapore most of the time, only in Aberdeen for two week spells occasionally. So I’m a very tentative “maybe”!

Are you named after the wonderful Eoin?

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**Author:** ![JessMagic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c0e974/32.png) [@JessMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JessMagic)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/6 "2011-08-19T04:51:44Z")

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> [@Scheidt-Hoch](#):
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> Are you named after the wonderful Eoin?

Blimey - I never expected anyone on this board to recognise it…

After every game in which he scored, the Aberdeen Green Final would invariably use “Jess Magic!” as their headline. It became a bit of a running joke between me and a pal.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/7 "2011-08-19T08:30:02Z")

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Hell, I’d be there. I would need a years lead in time though.

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**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/8 "2011-08-19T08:34:18Z")

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A maybe in Glasgow…

Well after the Zombie movie is done though…:smack:

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**Author:** ![graememorrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/graememorrison/32/2287_2.png) [@graememorrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/graememorrison)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/9 "2011-08-19T10:19:39Z")

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> [@JessMagic](#):
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> Blimey - I never expected anyone on this board to recognise it…
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> After every game in which he scored, the Aberdeen Green Final would invariably use “Jess Magic!” as their headline. It became a bit of a running joke between me and a pal.

Make that two folk that recognized it, always nice to see another Dandy kicking about the Dope, even if I haven’t posted in about 5 years.

Never thought i’d see the legendary Green Final get a mention on here. Ace!

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**Author:** ![The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stafford_cripps/32/7167_2.png) [@The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stafford_Cripps)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/10 "2011-08-19T11:51:20Z")

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> [@graememorrison](#):
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> Never thought i’d see the legendary Green Final get a mention on here. Ace!

Ah, yes, takes me back to when we went top on the second last week of the 90/91 season. I bought the GF to celebrate but then left it on the floor of my room in Castle St for the following week as I thought picking it up would jinx the last game. Didn’t help, as you no doubt remember.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/11 "2011-08-19T12:53:54Z")

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> [@graememorrison](#):
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> Make that two folk that recognized it

Three…🙂 Well, it was either Eoin, or Postman Pat’s cat.

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**Author:** ![graememorrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/graememorrison/32/2287_2.png) [@graememorrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/graememorrison)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/12 "2011-08-19T13:02:05Z")

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> [@Scheidt-Hoch](#):
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> Ah, yes, takes me back to when we went top on the second last week of the 90/91 season. I bought the GF to celebrate but then left it on the floor of my room in Castle St for the following week as I thought picking it up would jinx the last game. Didn’t help, as you no doubt remember.

Indeed I do, I think my sweet, innocent childhood died that day.

Mark Hately, fit a radge. :mad:

Still, at least it didn’t mark the beginning of a 20 year decline.

Anyway, a dopefest, aye count me in, if very occasional posters are invited.

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**Author:** ![Scougs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scougs/32/3158_2.png) [@Scougs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scougs)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/13 "2011-08-19T13:09:08Z")

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Count me in. Edinburgh preferred, but don’t mind a wee train ride through to Glasgow.

Please limit the football talk today though. I’m still looking forward to my trip to White Hart Lane next week, honest…

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**Author:** ![Dunkelheit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dunkelheit/32/248_2.png) [@Dunkelheit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunkelheit)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/14 "2011-08-19T13:35:11Z")

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> [@hermette](#):
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> Does anyone fancy a meetup, maybe in Glasgow, sometime? Or Edinburgh, if it’s easier for everyone to converge on?

Glasgow would definitely be easier for me and Parkhead, but Edinburgh’s not undoable. 😉

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**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/15 "2011-08-19T14:02:29Z")

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Another one here who recognised the Eoin Jess reference, heh.

As Jeneva said, we’re closer to Glasgadelphia\* than Edinburgh but it’s only an hour or so on the train, so either would be fine. Or maybe we should split the difference and have the Dopefest in Shotts 😛 Or Harthill Service Station.

\*Has anyone seen it? It’s uncanny, it really is.

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**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/16 "2011-08-19T14:03:39Z")

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> [@Scougs](#):
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> Please limit the football talk today though. I’m still looking forward to my trip to White Hart Lane next week, honest…

Last night just wasn’t bad enough, right?

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**Author:** ![The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stafford_cripps/32/7167_2.png) [@The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stafford_Cripps)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/17 "2011-08-19T16:28:17Z")

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> [@graememorrison](#):
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> Still, at least it didn’t mark the beginning of a 20 year decline.

At least it didn’t. Crikey, imagine we’d been playing Spurs last night! Or if we played Real Madrid now…

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/18 "2011-08-19T18:03:33Z")

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> [@PaulParkhead](#):
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> As Jeneva said, we’re closer to Glasgadelphia\* than Edinburgh but it’s only an hour or so on the train, so either would be fine. Or maybe we should split the difference and have the Dopefest in Shotts 😛 Or Harthill Service Station.

Why do you hate your fellow Dopers so much? Isn’t Harthill one of the known Hellmouths?

> [@PaulParkhead](#):
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> \*Has anyone seen it? It’s uncanny, it really is.

Not yet, I’m hoping to make it in to town next week to have a nosey! I’m not greedy, I don’t want to meet Brad. Just one of his four lookalikes/stunt doubles would do me 🙂

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/19 "2011-08-19T19:15:46Z")

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> [@PaulParkhead](#):
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> \*Has anyone seen it? It’s uncanny, it really is.

Just some photies, but from that it is pretty amazing what the film company have done. 🆒

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**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scottish-dopefest/593132/20 "2011-08-20T00:41:03Z")

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> [@hermette](#):
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> Why do you hate your fellow Dopers so much? Isn’t Harthill one of the known Hellmouths?

Well, I admit Harthill Services isn’t my ideal Dopefest location, but at least we’d be sharing the pain. And it probably has a puggie.

Oh, OK then, we can go with Embra. But it would need to be somewhere easy to find, as I’m a Weegie type and my normally excellent sense of direction vanishes as soon as I pass Bathgate.

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