# Scotty Mo, get your dumb ass down here.... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 2, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotty-mo-get-your-dumb-ass-down-here/591239 "2011-08-02T23:43:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotty-mo-get-your-dumb-ass-down-here/591239/101 "2011-08-03T22:54:15Z")
> [@Indygrrl](#): > > The motto of the Straight Dope is “Fighting Ignorance Since 1973,” is that meaningless to you? It’s meaningless to a hell of a lot of people around here. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotty-mo-get-your-dumb-ass-down-here/591239/102 "2011-08-04T12:02:20Z")
> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#): > > It’s meaningless to a hell of a lot of people around here. True dat. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotty-mo-get-your-dumb-ass-down-here/591239/103 "2011-08-04T19:52:22Z")
I’m going to have to agree with Scotty Mo here. If women everywhere ruled all governments then there would be no wars. One fourth of every government on the planet on any certain week would be on their menstrual period and we can’t have bitchy women making big decisions during that time or else they may say, “Fuck it! Nuke everybody.” and that would be bad. So we would have to make that 1/4 of the governments take that week off and with that many people not around to govern you might as well just shut doen government for that week. But then you’d have to shut down gevernment the next week as well as there will be another set of government types who would have to take that week off and ect. So basically governments would be shut down 100% of the time and with no governments actually working they wouldn’t be able to make wars. So I actually think Scotty Mo is a genius. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotty-mo-get-your-dumb-ass-down-here/591239/104 "2011-08-04T20:34:23Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > I’m going to have to agree with Scotty Mo here. > > If women everywhere ruled all governments then there would be no wars. One fourth of every government on the planet on any certain week would be on their menstrual period and we can’t have bitchy women making big decisions during that time or else they may say, “Fuck it! Nuke everybody.” and that would be bad. So we would have to make that 1/4 of the governments take that week off and with that many people not around to govern you might as well just shut doen government for that week. But then you’d have to shut down gevernment the next week as well as there will be another set of government types who would have to take that week off and ect. So basically governments would be shut down 100% of the time and with no governments actually working they wouldn’t be able to make wars. > > So I actually think Scotty Mo is a genius. Every so often, I think I’ve seen it all. That the stupidest post of all time has come and gone. And then something like this comes along, and gives me hope that the morons of tomorrow will forge new territory along the frontier of idiocy. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotty-mo-get-your-dumb-ass-down-here/591239/105 "2011-08-04T20:49:19Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Every so often, I think I’ve seen it all. That the stupidest post of all time has come and gone. > > And then something like this comes along, and gives me hope that the morons of tomorrow will forge new territory along the frontier of idiocy. Whooooosh. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotty-mo-get-your-dumb-ass-down-here/591239/106 "2011-08-04T21:07:57Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > Whooooosh. Double woosh. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotty-mo-get-your-dumb-ass-down-here/591239/107 "2011-08-05T01:08:43Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > I’m going to have to agree with Scotty Mo here. > > If women everywhere ruled all governments then there would be no wars. One fourth of every government on the planet on any certain week would be on their menstrual period and we can’t have bitchy women making big decisions during that time or else they may say, “Fuck it! Nuke everybody.” and that would be bad. So we would have to make that 1/4 of the governments take that week off and with that many people not around to govern you might as well just shut doen government for that week. But then you’d have to shut down gevernment the next week as well as there will be another set of government types who would have to take that week off and ect. So basically governments would be shut down 100% of the time and with no governments actually working they wouldn’t be able to make wars. > > So I actually think Scotty Mo is a genius. I have the feeling that this Drunky Smurf had his little tongue practically poking through his little blue cheek when he wrote this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scotty-mo-get-your-dumb-ass-down-here/591239.md?page=5)