# Scranton School District tables vote to drop MLK holiday.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scranton-school-district-tables-vote-to-drop-mlk-holiday/347406>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 7, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scranton-school-district-tables-vote-to-drop-mlk-holiday/347406 "2006-03-07T18:30:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scranton-school-district-tables-vote-to-drop-mlk-holiday/347406/21 "2006-03-07T23:17:32Z")

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> We got indoor plumbing, phones, TV, and even the internets, too!

but do you have 30,000lbs of bananas?

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scranton-school-district-tables-vote-to-drop-mlk-holiday/347406/22 "2006-03-07T23:23:09Z")

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> [@Taber](#):
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> but do you have 30,000lbs of bananas?

I can’t for the life of me figure out what this means. Just want to say I will be using it often IRL. I can’t wait to see the reactions.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scranton-school-district-tables-vote-to-drop-mlk-holiday/347406/23 "2006-03-07T23:24:50Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> When I read the quote you. . . er. . . quoted, I couldn’t help but think, “Aaaah! The irony! IT BURNSSSSSS!” 😛

It’s a very funny quote. Although if he’s the CEO of the district instead of the superintendent or asst. superintendent for curriculum or something, he’s actually saying everybody _else_ working there is an idiot.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scranton-school-district-tables-vote-to-drop-mlk-holiday/347406/24 "2006-03-07T23:25:52Z")

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Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.  
Yes, we have no bananas, bananas in Scranton PA.

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scranton-school-district-tables-vote-to-drop-mlk-holiday/347406/25 "2006-03-08T00:47:23Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> I can’t for the life of me figure out what this means. Just want to say I will be using it often IRL. I can’t wait to see the reactions.

Harry Chapin has a song “30,000 pounds of bananas” in which a trucker carrying 30,000 pounds of bananas crashes in Scranton, Pennsylvania, spilling a lot of bananas. Apparently, it was based on a real incident.  
Though I see how it could be good out of context comeback to anything, too

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scranton-school-district-tables-vote-to-drop-mlk-holiday/347406/26 "2006-03-08T00:58:33Z")

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Thanks.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scranton-school-district-tables-vote-to-drop-mlk-holiday/347406/27 "2006-03-08T01:09:33Z")

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.  
> Yes, we have no bananas, bananas in Scranton PA.

Man, that was served up to you on a platter. Bravo.

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**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scranton-school-district-tables-vote-to-drop-mlk-holiday/347406/28 "2006-03-08T04:54:39Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> I’m all for eliminating all such “holidays” from the school calender. Getting the 180 days completed with no interruptions would be great.

Kids would still miss just as many days, they’d just be absences instead of holidays. And I, for one, would go absolutely insane.

Great plan. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scranton-school-district-tables-vote-to-drop-mlk-holiday/347406/29 "2006-03-08T11:04:15Z")

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> [@TJdude825](#):
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> Kids would still miss just as many days, they’d just be absences instead of holidays. And I, for one, would go absolutely insane.
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> Great plan. :rolleyes:

If the kids miss the same number of days either way, it is a non-issue. Your frail state of mental health doesn’t concern me.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scranton-school-district-tables-vote-to-drop-mlk-holiday/347406/30 "2006-03-08T12:41:42Z")

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> We got indoor plumbing, phones, TV, and even the internets, too!

The Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company is there, too!  
🙂

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scranton-school-district-tables-vote-to-drop-mlk-holiday/347406/31 "2006-03-08T13:28:48Z")

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There _are_ MLK oriented activities in many communities on MLK Day. Perhaps some children play games all day, but many do participate. The TV and radio stations that I tune in to broadcast the schedules of events.

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