# Scratch 'n sniff stickers, College Edition **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 28, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratch-n-sniff-stickers-college-edition/682534 "2014-02-28T19:18:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratch-n-sniff-stickers-college-edition/682534/1 "2014-02-28T19:18:33Z")
What would be some good smells for a College Edition of good old Scratch 'n Sniff Stickers? So far, we’ve got 1. Beer 2. Pot smoke 3. Dirty laundry When I market this and make a million bucks, you get a piece of the action is your suggestion makes the final cut! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratch-n-sniff-stickers-college-edition/682534/2 "2014-02-28T19:26:00Z")
1. Microwaved food ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratch-n-sniff-stickers-college-edition/682534/3 "2014-02-28T19:51:53Z")
1. Ramen 2. Stale Beer 3. Vomit ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratch-n-sniff-stickers-college-edition/682534/4 "2014-02-28T19:58:01Z")
8.popcorn 9.brownies 10.mocha shakes ---
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratch-n-sniff-stickers-college-edition/682534/5 "2014-02-28T20:28:26Z")
Have we done vaginal…juices? ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratch-n-sniff-stickers-college-edition/682534/6 "2014-02-28T21:36:08Z")
1. Pizza! ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratch-n-sniff-stickers-college-edition/682534/7 "2014-03-01T14:37:59Z")
> [@yoyodyne](#): > > Have we done vaginal…juices? Maybe a more generic “sex funk” smell would be appropriate? ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratch-n-sniff-stickers-college-edition/682534/8 "2014-03-01T15:05:48Z")
1. Sex funk 2. Overpriced new textbook ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratch-n-sniff-stickers-college-edition/682534/9 "2014-03-01T15:19:32Z")
1. Urine in the refrigerator (it’s a unique smell; trust me) ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratch-n-sniff-stickers-college-edition/682534/10 "2014-03-01T15:25:04Z")
1. Overpriced Coffee ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratch-n-sniff-stickers-college-edition/682534/11 "2014-03-02T19:19:32Z")
1. Axe body spray. 2. Hustler magazine had a centerfold with a scratch n’ sniff patch on the girl’s wonderful place. They said it was the aroma of her favorite scented douche. ---
**Author:** ![bmoak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@bmoak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmoak)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratch-n-sniff-stickers-college-edition/682534/12 "2014-03-02T20:03:55Z")
18 Moldy Pizza 19 Bathroom Disinfectant 20 Cheap Incense 21 Shorted-Out Hot Plate 22 Burnt Microwave Popcorn