# Scratching balls results in erections??

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratching-balls-results-in-erections/628213>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 14, 2012, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratching-balls-results-in-erections/628213 "2012-07-14T16:02:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Kaio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c68b51/32.png) [@Kaio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaio)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratching-balls-results-in-erections/628213/41 "2012-07-17T00:13:47Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Are you under the impression that men don’t masturbate when they’re in a relationship? I was masturbating even when I was having sex half a dozen times a day.

Hell, _women_ masturbate while in relationships. Not all men, and not all women, but I’d wager that it’s a lot of both.

Sometimes men and women even masturbate together.

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**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scratching-balls-results-in-erections/628213/42 "2012-07-17T01:32:50Z")

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I can’t deal with your problems right now, OP. I have my own.  
Like, why the hell would the tone of the OP piss me off so much? The ridiculousness of the premise, and if taken at her word, naivete, is so backwards and hung up, I’d wager these kids have GOT to be the product of some **serious** puritanical mind fuck.

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