# SCREAM Chick is back **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 6, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scream-chick-is-back/153222 "2003-02-06T16:13:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scream-chick-is-back/153222/61 "2003-02-08T11:41:13Z")
With God’s help, I will. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scream-chick-is-back/153222/62 "2003-02-08T14:18:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\*Total aside here, but in [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0900/0900\_01.asp](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0900/0900_01.asp) I just LOVE the frame that is labelled “People find them irresistable!” \*\* I love that the first place suggested to leave the tract is “in a restroom.” Ah, yes. “I’m now sitting in a public restroom with your tract in front of me. In a few minutes, it will be behind me.” I’m now humming Kinky Friedman’s “Men’s Room L.A.” About Kinky finding a picture of Jesus on the men’s room floor and then realizing “there was no paper on the roll.” So tell me Jesus, what would you do If you were me and I were you. Take a chance, save your pants, or your immortal soul. Jesus’s answer “So if you’re hung up on the pot, feel free to use my favorite shot.” ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scream-chick-is-back/153222/63 "2003-02-08T22:20:28Z")
We should make an Anti Chick Tract… something that could be printed out and handed back to those who distribute tracts… something that addresses the lies that Chick tells, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scream-chick-is-back/153222/64 "2003-02-09T00:17:52Z")
There was a thread about that idea in (I think)GD recently ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scream-chick-is-back/153222/65 "2003-02-09T00:30:04Z")
Apparently Jack Chick has never heard of “littering”… ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scream-chick-is-back/153222/66 "2003-02-09T02:07:54Z")
Littering is the least of his problems; I’m not sure that the Bible specifically warns against it, that is, however it does have a thing or two to say about telling the truth. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scream-chick-is-back/153222/67 "2003-02-09T06:17:52Z")
I’m not one to thump the Bible, but I’m finding at _least_ one commandment violation in that “They’ll find 'em irresistable!” panel; Haw Haw Haw! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scream-chick-is-back/153222.md?page=3)