# Screamers Anonymous (could be TMI :) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 18, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444 "2003-04-18T00:50:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/41 "2003-04-20T13:33:40Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by tanookie \* \*\*Quote from davebear… > [@](#): > > Bahahahaha! Hey! Are you calling me a dick? > [@](#): > > Oh goodness Dave… no… I was trying to figure out a polite way to phrase which part of you you’d be dipping and I really should know better 😉 I mean really! After all the threads we’ve been in together! \*\* Hehehe…Gotcha Ya! 😃 But, ain’t no way I’m sending _anyone **that** _ part of me. Not without the rest of me attached. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Upside\_Down\_Amber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/c2a13f/32.png) [@Upside\_Down\_Amber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upside_Down_Amber)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/42 "2003-04-20T22:41:16Z")
quote: But, ain’t no way I’m sending anyone that part of me. Not without the rest of me attached I really hope no one will be sending any parts of their anatomy to my beautiful miss Lola… especially anatomy of the male persuasion. LoL! But there is no doubt she appreciates the sentiment… no matter how painful dipping certain sensitive members in dye must be… you get an “A” for effort. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/43 "2003-04-21T01:07:50Z")
I object to the term “hardcore hag slut”. Madonna is not a hag. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/44 "2003-04-21T01:20:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \* > \*\*I object to the term “hardcore hag slut”. Madonna is not a hag. \*\* Well, if that’s _all_ you object to, in this thread, that’s pretty good. 😃 Objection overruled. Unless she’s totally made up and carefully lit, she looks old enough to be my mother. ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/45 "2003-04-21T15:33:11Z")
well i’m checking in. i make a lot of noise if i’m happy…i’ve had friends knocking on doors to check that i’m not being murdered before… now i turn the CD up full, and try to keep my mouth full…tongues and fingers work well…but mostly i bite his shoulders…not usually hard enough to bruise, but sometimes… well… ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/46 "2003-04-21T16:34:20Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by irishgirl \* > \*\* i make a lot of noise if i’m happy…i’ve had friends knocking on doors to check that i’m not being murdered before…_\* Ah! So, _that’s_ what I heard. 😉 And…what’s that intriguing scent you’re wearing? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/47 "2003-04-21T17:03:16Z")
Another screamer checking in. I didn’t realize I _was_ a screamer until the SO and I went to a _ritzy_ hotel a few weeks ago. Turns out I’m quite the screamer. It was a fun night, too:). Although, I was a little embarrassed to check out the next morning - I’m pretty sure they could hear me in the hallway, on the next floor, at the elevators. My old apartment had windows from the larger bedrooms that all faced into a common airshaft in the middle of the building. You could hear _everything_ that went on. One of the girls in the building was a barker. 'Nuff said. Ava ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/48 "2003-04-21T19:25:05Z")
_“The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music…”_ ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/49 "2003-04-21T19:37:38Z")
I’m a noisy girl, I’ll admit it. Not screams like I’m being murdered, but definitely screams like I’m being…happy. It’s funny, too, because I am generally fairly shy when it comes to talking about sex, etc., but the noise is a pretty consistent thing. I once dated a guy who was not into the noise thing at all. We never had sex at his place when his roommate was home, so that wasn’t the issue. He worried that people elsewhere in his building would hear. And, while yes, that can be a concern and embarassing or whatever, acting like my…enthusiasm…was such a bad thing was definitely a turn off for me. You have to earn my screams, and then respect them. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/50 "2003-04-21T20:08:44Z")
I’m Dolores, and I, too, am a screamer… that’s the best part! To lose yourself so much in the feelings that you’re not aware of how loud you get. My late husband was so quiet I could hardly tell he was cumming. My current boyfriend, now, he’s quite loud. He growls like a wild animal! And loves to talk during the whole thing… ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/51 "2003-04-21T20:09:42Z")
_“Ooooohhhh, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you…”_ [sub]what? **lieu** ’s already done this one? dang.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/52 "2003-04-21T20:41:43Z")
“Unlike you, most of us don’t want uncomfortable silences in our sex life, Ms. Screams ‘Pikachu, I Choose You!’ At Climax.” “Hey! No fair! Davan dared me to do that!” - _Something Positive_ I’ve been loud enough to annoy my roommate in a completely different room, and quiet enough to do it without waking a third guy who was sleeping in the same bed. I have quite a repertoire. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/53 "2003-04-21T21:00:19Z")
Apparently my old roomie used to hear me all the time. He just told me this recently and it’s a little embarrassing, but kind of funny. He said he had to take some cold showers occasionally. Oops. Damn. I want some action. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/54 "2003-04-22T00:18:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Indygrrl \* > \*\*Damn. I want some action. \*\* _ears perk up_ Really? I wouldn’t mind doin’ a couple laps around **Indy**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![guava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/71e660/32.png) [@guava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guava)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/55 "2003-04-22T12:41:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*I’ve been loud enough to annoy my roommate in a completely different room, and quiet enough to do it without waking a third guy who was sleeping in the same bed. I have quite a repertoire. \*\* That’s a unique threesome arrangement I’ve never heard of before. Or did your partner just tire him out first? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/56 "2003-04-22T12:46:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by irishgirl \* > \*\*…but mostly i bite his shoulders…not usually hard enough to bruise, but sometimes… well… \*\* GOD, that’s fucking hot! ---
**Author:** ![Margo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/57 "2003-04-22T13:06:42Z")
I had a roomie that was vocal…I always knew I was in trouble when they would shut her bedroom window…so one time at about 3 am I hear a furious knocking at the door (I had my pillow over my head to drown out the love screams coming from the adjoining bedroom) and I stumble to the door and put my eye to the peephole…POLICE! I open the door and the officer says “we have a report that there is domestic disturbance occuring here” and I think “well I _thought_ about hitting my roomie over the head with something lethal to cease the banshee like sounds issuing forth from her gaping mouth…but I didn’t actually do it…” then I hear the crescendo of moans and screams drifting out of her room and the police raises his eyebrow…and I mutter “well, if you want to check on her, be my guest…her mattress aerobics class is just about over…” Margo ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/58 "2003-04-22T14:15:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by El Elvis Rojo \* > \*\*GOD, that’s fucking hot! \*\* I keep _telling_ people those Irish girls are hot. 😃 So far, it seems to be consistent, across the board. Southern women, too. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/59 "2003-04-22T15:07:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*I keep _telling_ people those Irish girls are hot. 😃 So far, it seems to be consistent, across the board. Southern women, too. 🙂 \*\* So biting, screaming Irish women are a good combo then?? Whooooo hooooooo for me then :p:D ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/60 "2003-04-22T15:37:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > \*\*So biting, screaming Irish women are a good combo then?? > > Whooooo hooooooo for me then :p:D \*\* A FANTASTIC combo! I posted a positive in the biting thread, and the thought of a woman screaming like a Banshee during sex is a huge turn on. And I’ve always said, if I could find a girl who would sing me Irish lullabies, I’d marry her. Although, I’d prefer that last one AFTER the crazed love making. Everything in it’s place, you know. I tell you what, Rhino is one lucky sonuvabitch! You make sure he shows his appreciation for what he’s got next time you see him. And make him do it twice 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444.md?page=4)