# Screamers Anonymous (could be TMI :) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 18, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444 "2003-04-18T00:50:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Margo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/61 "2003-04-22T16:06:14Z")
I asked my former roomie’s boyfriend if he liked the screaming and he said at first it was cool, but then it would get so loud that he would find himself looking for something to shove in her mouth (no, not THAT, it was otherwise engaged)…so wouldn’t moaning be more welcome? You actually like the screaming that makes your ear drums bleed? Where do you live, I think she is currently single…Margo ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/62 "2003-04-22T16:34:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by El Elvis Rojo \* > \*\*I tell you what, Rhino is one lucky sonuvabitch! You make sure he shows his appreciation for what he’s got next time you see him. And make him do it twice 🙂 \*\* 😃 I would tell him only he’d wanna know why you said that and well… wouldn’t that be a bit hard to explain lol… I was planning on making him do it three times 😛 and more on weekends 😉 Thank you Elvis - you’re very sweet _blushes_. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/63 "2003-04-22T17:28:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > \*\*I was planning on making him do it three times 😛 and more on weekends 😉 \*\* Just give him a little break in between. You don’t want him injuring his tongue now, do you? 😃 \*\* > [@](#): > > Thank you Elvis - you’re very sweet _blushes_. \*\* That’s why I’ll die alone. But from what I’ve read in your posts here and in other threads, you definitely deserve it, so have a **GREAT** weekend! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/64 "2003-04-22T17:41:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > \*\*So biting, screaming Irish women are a good combo then?? > \*\* Well, not my personal preference, but hot, yes. 🙂 I still prefer moaners, though. ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/65 "2003-04-23T00:27:05Z")
I always thought it was the ‘fighting Irish’, biting huh 🙂 moaner/screamer here (pends on who what n where) Never realized how LOUD I was till a quick trip to Venice w/ a gf. Things learned; the cushions in a gondola can be perfectly arranged on the floor (of said gondola) to make a bed, you & your god-like gondalier _Massimo_ are not the only people ‘parking’ behind the island where-they- bury-the-nuns, the moans and screams are replied to with howling from the natives, then applause 😃 ---
**Author:** ![skreemr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@skreemr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skreemr)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/66 "2003-04-23T01:46:18Z")
It’s been too long since I’ve had a good skreem. Sorry about your ma. Maybe try COMLETE silence - put it into the look on your face… ---
**Author:** ![skreemr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@skreemr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skreemr)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/67 "2003-04-23T01:46:27Z")
It’s been too long since I’ve had a good skreem. Sorry about your ma. Maybe try COMPLETE silence - put it into the look on your face… ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/68 "2003-04-23T04:40:42Z")
Screaming: yes. Crying: twice. Fainting: occasionally. Moaning loud enough during an X-rated dream to wake roommate: at least once. :sigh: Gods, I miss sex. ---
**Author:** ![tag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f14d63/32.png) [@tag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tag)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/69 "2003-04-23T06:41:56Z")
Ahem, it’s getting quite warm in here, isn’t it? **tag needs to fan herself** I’m feeling right at home in this thread 😉 Here’s take on being a screamer. The level goes up depending on how good it is. If it’s bad, I’m quiet ::sniff::. If it’s just gooood…Mmmm…How could I help but be noisy? ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/70 "2003-04-23T10:11:13Z")
Well we’re coping with the quiet but sometimes I forget as there is so much else happening that my mother is nowhere in my brain (as it really should be) then I hear myself and that jolts me back enough. I have extracted a promise for a baby sitter for when she does go home so we can have “wild monkey sex” (A term we stole from my friend) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/71 "2003-04-23T10:48:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*I have extracted a promise for a baby sitter for when she does go home so we can have “wild monkey sex” \*\* Wow! You’re going to have wild monkey sex with a babysitter! Cool! Can I watch? I’ll pay you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/72 "2003-04-23T12:13:26Z")
My (now-ex) fiancee was a screamer and I loved it! During the day, she was actually quite quiet and demure - really quite sweet and innocent-looking. However when we had the house to ourselves, she would turn into a screaming, panting, biting, wild-haired sex goddess! Nothing got me hotter than hearing a stream of half-gasped profanities come out of her sweet little mouth. I was the first guy ever to go down on her, so when I did it for the first time, she actually hyperventilated and almost passed out! But the all-time, hands-down winner for my hottest experience with her was when she was on all fours, begging me to take her anally for the first time. Hot damn, I’m getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it! They should really make a “lustful / horny little devil” smiley! Sadly, those days are gone now. The engagement didn’t work out, but the sex sure was incredible while it lasted!😃 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/73 "2003-04-23T12:29:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*I have extracted a promise for a baby sitter for when she does go home so we can have “wild monkey sex” (A term we stole from my friend) > > 🙂 \*\* Next time, you should try “Crazed Weasle Sex.” That’ll show the nieghbors who’s boss! ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/74 "2003-04-23T16:54:14Z")
well, i’m glad i made somebody happy 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/75 "2003-04-23T17:26:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by irishgirl \* > \*\*well, i’m glad i made somebody happy 🙂 \*\* I’m betting you’ve made a few men positively ecstatic! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/76 "2003-04-23T17:42:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by phouka \* > \*\* > > :sigh: Gods, I miss sex. \*\* Damnit, if only I weren’t a reasonable approximation of a gentleman, I’d say something here. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/77 "2003-04-23T17:45:38Z")
Um dave… I don’t even want to think of that since the only sitter we have right now is my mother in law! El Elvis… I love that… gonna have to try “Crazed Weasel Sex” too 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/78 "2003-04-23T18:04:50Z")
I wouldnt mind a bit of slightly aggravated field mouse sex at the moment ☹ ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/79 "2003-04-23T18:29:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > \*\*I wouldnt mind a bit of slightly aggravated field mouse sex at the moment ☹ \*\* I’m sorry, but that gives me some very funny, yet disturbing mental images. Mostly because I try to imagine a “slightly aggravated” field mouse, and that alone is making my laugh… much less one having sex… oh my, I think I’m going to have to try to track down some pictures or video, just so I know if my imagination is accurate here 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f14d63/32.png) [@tag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tag)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/80 "2003-04-23T20:42:30Z")
ROFLOL. That’s a priceless post there fly. I have to wipe the tears away… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444.md?page=5)