# Screamers Anonymous (could be TMI :) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 18, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444 "2003-04-18T00:50:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/81 "2003-04-23T20:45:28Z")
Well **flybynight** I really want some very horny Rhino sex but I’m not getting that am I? lol… I really hope there are not video clips of an aggravted field mouse having sex… that is too too disturbing (esp as I just ate!!!) Oh my God, now I’m thinking about it 😃 whooooooo hooooooooo ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/82 "2003-04-23T21:34:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Excellent \* > \*\*Damnit, if only I weren’t a reasonable approximation of a gentleman, I’d say something here. \*\* > Wow! Blew that one, big time, dude. 'Cause, you _did_ say something, so you blew the gentleman bit, but you didn’t say anything that’s likely to interest the lady. Unless she happens to have a thing for reasonable approximations of gentlemen. > > But keep shootin’, you’ll hit something, yet. And Welcome to the board! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tanookie \* > **Um dave… I don’t even want to think of that since the only sitter we have right now is my mother in law!** > How about if I hire you an attractive, willing college girl, as a baby sitter? 'Cause…yeah…eww! 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > \*\*I’m sorry, but that gives me some very funny, yet disturbing mental images. Mostly because I try to imagine a “slightly aggravated” field mouse, and that alone is making my laugh… much less one having sex… oh my, I think I’m going to have to try to track down some pictures or video, just so I know if my imagination is accurate here \*\* > > Now, _I’ve_ got a mental image of **flybynight** feverishly searching the internet for Field Mouse Porn. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f14d63/32.png) [@tag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tag)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/83 "2003-04-23T21:49:48Z")
**tag shudders** ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/84 "2003-04-23T21:51:16Z")
**phouka** , I first read your post as: > [@](#): > > Screaming: yes. > > Crying: twice. > > Farting: occasionally. Needless to say, my initial reaction was :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Margo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/85 "2003-04-23T22:06:32Z")
Am I the only one that thought that Bibliovore’s location: Location: right behind you… Was hysterical coupled (I know, snort, I slay myself…) with this gem: “she was on all fours, begging me to take her anally for the first time” Margo (with her sick sense of humor) ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/86 "2003-04-23T22:12:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Margo \* > \*\*Am I the only one that thought that Bibliovore’s location: > > Location: right behind you… > > Was hysterical coupled (I know, snort, I slay myself…) with this gem: > > “she was on all fours, begging me to take her anally for the first time” > \*\* Now that you mention it, that _is_ pretty funny. But, you’re gonna have to speak much louder, if you’re going to keep quoting that line; it tends to drown out everything else. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Margo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/87 "2003-04-23T22:17:24Z")
I was thinking it could be his sig line?? Margo (this is a hijack, I have some demands that need to be met…oh and they DO NOT involve me getting down on all fours…sorry Davebear…) ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/88 "2003-04-23T22:33:01Z")
> [@](#): > > Now, I’ve got a mental image of flybynight feverishly searching the internet for Field Mouse Porn. > [@](#): > > **tag shudders** [ Ok, if this image actually disturbs you after everything else that’s been talked about… you’ll love the image of me on all fours begging an aggravated field mouse to take me anally for the first time. Whew. Ok, flyboy is checking out now…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/89 "2003-04-23T22:45:34Z")
Ohhhhhh you’re getting me all hot and bothered now :D:p ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/90 "2003-04-23T22:51:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > \*\*Ohhhhhh you’re getting me all hot and bothered now :D:p \*\* You’re in bigger trouble then I thought, if aggravated field mouse anal sex gets you excited.:eek: Quick! Somebody hose her down! ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/91 "2003-04-23T22:58:13Z")
LOL … hey the aggravated field mouse was my date in the first place… **flybynight** ran off with him :eek: … Nah… no hosing, unless its by a Rhino that is 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/92 "2003-04-23T23:03:39Z")
Ok y’all. I think we’ve just about reached an all time low with the mouse.😃 **Flybynight** you leave that poor thing alone! Vermin are a poor, poor substitute for a woman! ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/93 "2003-04-23T23:06:51Z")
Nobody even asked what the mouse thought about it all lol… Won’t someone think of the mouse??? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/94 "2003-04-23T23:13:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > \*\*Won’t someone think of the mouse??? 😛 \*\* I’m trying to.😃 **Flybynight**! You bring that mouse back here! **Just say “No!” to hot rodent sex**! ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/95 "2003-04-23T23:19:17Z")
Now, hold on a minute here. I liked the mouse. We got along great - I think he really understood me. Besides, the whole thing was his idea. He wanted me to beg. Not that that’s any of your business. Hmmpf. But you’ll be happy to hear I told him it wouldn’t work out after all. Our love wouldn’t be accepted by the jealous populace, and I just couldn’t bear the thought of the angry mobs trying to tear us apart… I had to end it all. So now I’m back to being single again. Thanks to my unaccepting friends. They say if you love something, you have to set it free. So I did. Now what do I do with all the emptiness that’s left? What do I do??? 😃 I predict we will all be banned for our horrible horrible hijacking of thread after thread. We are a disgrace. ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/96 "2003-04-23T23:26:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > \*\* Thanks to my unaccepting friends. > \*\* I accept _you_. Just not the mouse.😃 Besides that, I’ve heard that mice make lousy lovers anyway. Too submissive.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/97 "2003-04-23T23:28:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\ ***Flybynight** you leave that poor thing alone! Vermin are a poor, poor substitute for a woman! \*\* That’s right, Branwen. You tell him! I think _you_ should take him anally. Show him what a real woman is like. 🙂 ROFLMAO! You are just TOO funny, today, Bran! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/98 "2003-04-23T23:33:45Z")
I’d offer some friendly comfort and reassurance to **flybynight** , but, well…under the current circumstances, he just might get the wrong impression. We love ya’, buddy! But…from a distance, ya’ know? ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/99 "2003-04-23T23:38:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Margo \* > \*\*Margo (this is a hijack, I have some demands that need to be met…oh and they DO NOT involve me getting down on all fours…sorry Davebear…) \*\* _Such_ a disappointment, Margo. I had such high hopes for your potential. Well, I’m sure Honey would be happy to oblige. For Rhino, that is. ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/100 "2003-04-23T23:40:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\* > Besides that, I’ve heard that mice make lousy lovers anyway. Too submissive.😃 \*\* Yeah, I hate that. Submissive and quiet (aha! I’m bringing this back on topic if it’s the last thing I do!!) is no good. He was, umm, under-endowed too (sorry mouse). No, I’ve only been with one “mousy” person before, and that wasn’t very exciting. Didn’t last long either. I want noises! Preferably sexy noises, of course… so you’re right, I don’t think I would have liked the mouse much in the end anyway. You guys know what’s best for me, apparently! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444.md?page=6)