# Screamers Anonymous (could be TMI :) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 18, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444 "2003-04-18T00:50:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/101 "2003-04-23T23:44:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > **That’s right, Branwen. You tell him! I think _you_ should take him anally. Show him what a real woman is like. 🙂** :eek: Well, for the most part I don’t just go around taking men anally. I usually like a date or something first.😃 \*\* > [@](#): > > ROFLMAO! You are just TOO funny, today, Bran! \*\* [Elvis]Why thank ya, thank ya vera much[/Elvis] Ohhh, I hope no one has this mental image of me running around in a strap on just randomly poking guys in the ass.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/102 "2003-04-23T23:54:13Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Branwen_ > **Ohhh, I hope no one has this mental image of me running around in a strap on just randomly poking guys in the ass.** LOL! Well, I _didn’t_, until you put it there! Umm…in my mind that is. 😛 Pssst…Flyboy…I think she’s hinting she wants you to be her Dom. ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/103 "2003-04-24T00:01:54Z")
Well I can’t imagine the mouse was that loud anyways… I mean, in all that fun … who’d hear him squeaking his poor lungs out lol… > [@](#): > > _Davebear_ > **Well, I’m sure Honey would be happy to oblige. For Rhino, that is.** Anything for my Rhino… well pretty much anything… (there are a few things on the NOT to do list lol). She screams (topicish there lol)… ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/104 "2003-04-24T00:25:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \* > **Anything for my Rhino… well pretty much anything… (there are a few things on the NOT to do list lol).** _That’s_ gotta be one of the most interesting short lists of all time. 😉 Why have I never met a woman with that attitude? I guess they’re all taken. ☹ _I_ have that attitude but, unfortunately, what women always seem to want is for me to do the housework and not touch them. ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/105 "2003-04-24T00:26:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > **LOL! Well, I _didn’t_, until you put it there! Umm…in my mind that is. 😛** Oh crap. Actually, I don’t do the anal thing. \*\* > [@](#): > > Pssst…Flyboy…I think she’s hinting she wants you to be her Dom. \*\* **I submit to no man! I am woman, hear me roar!** Unless you’re real nice to me. Then I may submit a little. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/106 "2003-04-24T00:38:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > **Oh crap. Actually, I don’t do the anal thing.** > Actually, I _like_ the image. It’s hilarious! Probably wildly inaccurate, but who cares? 😃 > > Not from either…umm…perspective? > > **I submit to no man! I am woman, hear me roar!** > What’s that squeaking? Is the mouse back, looking for Flyboy? 😉 > > \*\*Unless you’re real nice to me. Then I may submit a little. \*\* > Well, I’m _always_ nice to you. Umm…except when I’m teasing. ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/107 "2003-04-24T01:14:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Actually, I like the image. It’s hilarious! Probably wildly inaccurate, but who cares? \*\* Ok, as long as it’s funny and not serious. I have no problem offering myself up for a laugh.😃 \*\* > [@](#): > > Not from either…umm…perspective?\*\* Nope. That’s on _my_ short list of stuff I won’t do. \*\* > [@](#): > > What’s that squeaking? Is the mouse back, looking for Flyboy?\*\* Shush! You’re embarassing me.😃 \*\* > [@](#): > > Well, I’m always nice to you. Umm…except when I’m teasing\*\* True. But you keep calling me a mouse, and you’ll _never_ see me submit.😛 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/108 "2003-04-24T01:35:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*That’s on _my_ short list of stuff I won’t do. \*\* > I was going to call you a “party pooper”, but that just carries too many unpleasant images with it, under the circumstances. 😛 > > \*\* > True. But you keep calling me a mouse, and you’ll _never_ see me submit.😛 \*\* > You mean there’s a chance, if I _stop_ calling you a mouse? WhooHoo! 😃 You’re a veritable Tigress! Rowr! ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/109 "2003-04-24T01:46:49Z")
\*\* [quote] I was going to call you a “party pooper”, but that just carries too many unpleasant images with it, under the circumstances.\*\*[/qoute] **Groan** Um, just to clarify, that was groan, **not** moan.😛 \*\* > [@](#): > > You mean there’s a chance, if I stop calling you a mouse? WhooHoo! You’re a veritable Tigress! Rowr!\*\* Told you I wasn’t submissive. I’ve already got you obeying my wishes.:p:D ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/110 "2003-04-24T01:48:22Z")
Aw, hell. I screwed up all that quote stuff. Preview, Branwen, preview! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/111 "2003-04-24T01:58:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*Told you I wasn’t submissive. I’ve already got you obeying my wishes.:p:D \*\* I’ll let ya’ in on a little secret. That’s not hard to do. 😉 But, if we were really talking about D&S, it would be a different story. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/112 "2003-04-24T02:15:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > \*\*so you’re right, I don’t think I would have liked the mouse much in the end anyway. You guys know what’s best for me, apparently! \*\* How’d I miss this one? Of course I’m right. Would I steer you wrong? I could see from the start that the mouse just wasn’t right for you.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/113 "2003-04-24T02:22:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > **I’ll let ya’ in on a little secret. That’s not hard to do. 😉** You’re so easy. Are you cheap, too?😃 \*\* > [@](#): > > But, if we were really talking about D&S, it would be a different story. 🙂 \*\* Oh? Do you disobey in order to be punished?😛 ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/114 "2003-04-24T02:47:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*Nope. That’s on _my_ short list of stuff I won’t do. > \*\* Hmm. That’d be an interesting thread, IMO - what _wouldn’t_ you do for your lover (bedroom wise)? I just had a long talk about that the other night with my now ex-gf (yes, strap-ons even played a role in the conversation :eek: ) Ok, I need to start posting more to regular, non-sex related threads. This is all starting to make me want things I just can’t have right now (not involving strap-ons, thank you very much), and that’s getting depressing! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/115 "2003-04-24T02:57:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > **Hmm. That’d be an interesting thread, IMO - what _wouldn’t_ you do for your lover (bedroom wise)? I just had a long talk about that the other night with my now ex-gf (yes, strap-ons even played a role in the conversation :eek: )** That would be interesting. Sorry about the ex. \*\* > [@](#): > > Ok, I need to start posting more to regular, non-sex related threads. This is all starting to make me want things I just can’t have right now (not involving strap-ons, thank you very much), and that’s getting depressing! :mad: \*\* I agree. It is depressing at times. ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/116 "2003-04-24T03:16:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*That would be interesting. Sorry about the ex. > > I agree. It is depressing at times. \*\* It happens, but between all the sex threads, and the stories of all the long distance relationships that have worked (but I’m not mad at you **Rhino’sHoney** , don’t worry!), it gets to be a bit much sometimes. Actually, I’m just more annoyed that I didn’t run into the cute girl that was supposed to ask me about my injured arm 😉 That would have made everything better real fast! But alas, it was not to be tonight. Next time… I just have to tell myself I’m still young… I have plenty of time, right? right??? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/117 "2003-04-24T03:26:24Z")
Of course you have plenty of time.🙂 It’ll happen. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/118 "2003-04-24T04:30:29Z")
I’m loud and proud! The neighbors know My Lords (Masters) name, and they have never met him. Moaning, squirming, ohhing and ahhing, swearing, and begging. I also seem to pick that time to do alot of paising of the Gods as well. Shoulder and neck bites (not hickies) do tend to keep it down a bit. Not too much Irish in me but I do have the redish-blonde hair, green eyes and fair freckled complexion. As for misbehaving to get a nice spanking? Who would do something like that?😉 In my thread about Dom/subs and punishments Lola sounds wicked evil. Her pet sounds very lucky! ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/119 "2003-04-24T04:35:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Why have I never met a woman with that attitude? I guess they’re all taken. ☹ \*\* Bah! Forget that. Why have I yet to meet a woman with this attitude? > [@](#): > > **She was on all fours, begging me to take her anally for the first time** Oh boy. I just can’t seem to stop referring to that line. It’s just so… bloody perfect (oh that’s just wrong) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/120 "2003-04-24T10:35:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > \*\*It happens, but between all the sex threads, and the stories of all the long distance relationships that have worked (but I’m not mad at you **Rhino’sHoney** , don’t worry!), it gets to be a bit much sometimes. \*\* No worries, didn’t think ya were 🙂 . Though I should point out that I feel my relationship is a work in progress as opposed to something that is finally completed… we are still long distance, still missing each other horribly but don’t know yet if our lives are going to be entwined forever (I hope so but nobody can say). Thats not me hedging my bets btw but we’ve been together long enough to know that we are great together now but have to go through the whole “real life” situation first too. I don’t make assumptions about the future… at the moment we take it a day at a time. I do love and adore him (yes ADORE, its terribly un-PC for a woman to say that but I don’t care!)… and I do want a future with him… most definitely. But our relationships is a journey, hopefully one that never ends and we go on finding out about each other until we are no more. Now ON topic lol… I agree a thread about what ya won’t do would be good - but I’m sure people are sick to death of hearing seeing threads from me… **flybynight**? Ya don’t have to if you don’t want to btw… no worries. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444.md?page=7)