# Screamers Anonymous (could be TMI :)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 18, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444 "2003-04-18T00:50:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/121 "2003-04-24T11:12:38Z")

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Holy cow! I go to bed early, one night, and the women get all uppity, and the guys get all maudlin. 😕

I think Branwen got some kind of power rush from thinking about running around randomly poking guys in the butt with that strap-on. I think our shy little girl is coming out of her shell. Flyboy must really have had feelings for that mouse. And…STOP SAYING THAT! 😉

Good thing Kricket came along to get things back on track.

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/122 "2003-04-24T11:45:36Z")

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Wow … I wake up and find my poor innocent thread hijacked right into a tree 🙂

My eternal thanks to kricket for keeping on topic 🙂 Oh and with that sig line… I see smurfette in black leather with a whip.:eek:

So who’s starting the next thread for our little club?

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/123 "2003-04-24T11:52:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \*  
> \*\*Once I heard very loud rhythmic thumping coming from their room upstairs and was gearing up for a nervous breakdown until they came downstairs fully clothed, with hockey sticks in their hands. They had been plumping their futon. And again, I thank god. \*\*

Sure.

Plumping The Futon.

Uh huh.

You fell for that old chestnut???

:eek:

One can but imagine the dialogue…

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> omgyesyesyes I love your smooth wrist shot baby oh wahooooo GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL !

Heh. 😉

Cartooniverse

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/124 "2003-04-24T12:26:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by flybynight \*  
> \*\*Bah! Forget that. Why have I yet to meet a woman with this attitude?
> 
> Oh boy. I just can’t seem to stop referring to that line. It’s just so… bloody perfect (oh that’s just wrong) 😃 \*\*

It was pretty damn perfect at the time, that’s for sure! 😃 However, those days are gone and so is she. I only hope that the next young lady is screamer too, 'cause loud sex is pretty much what God made our pink bits for 😃

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**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/125 "2003-04-24T15:36:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tanookie \*  
> \*\*Wow … I wake up and find my poor innocent thread hijacked right into a tree 🙂 \*\*

I apologize on behalf of all of us. We are truly a disgraceful bunch. I think it was mostly my fault though, for running with the innocent and brief field mouse comment. And that other comment, that I won’t repeat anymore. I just couldn’t help myself. I’m weak in these regards. Please forgive us!

is it my turn to start a thread? I’ve never started a thread before… I’m a little scared. What if it dies right away? What if no one likes it? What if no one likes me???

And **Bibliovore** , couldn’t agree more!

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/126 "2003-04-24T15:48:29Z")

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I agree with **flybynight**. It was his fault.😃

But I’ll apologize, too.

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**Author:** ![tag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f14d63/32.png) [@tag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tag)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/127 "2003-04-24T15:52:13Z")

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> Bah! Forget that. Why have I yet to meet a woman with this attitude?

**I’m here, I’m here!!**  
tag can’t run because she’s a southern lady

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> omgyesyesyes I love your smooth wrist shot baby oh wahooooo GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

I loved this! I’m still laughing…

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> is it my turn to start a thread? I’ve never started a thread before… I’m a little scared. What if it dies right away? What if no one likes it? What if no one likes me???

dawlin’, I’ll be your first customer 😉 Don’t worry **fly** , whatever you start, I’ll ‘participate’ in it and make you feel all better. 🆒

_Sigh…I feel a need to moan, but I need a reason…someday…_

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/128 "2003-04-24T15:53:23Z")

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Awww flybynight (and branwen on preview) … I was just ribbing ya 🙂

Ya’ll may be a disgraceful bunch but I’m happy to call ya my favorite disgraceful bunch o’ thread hijackin’ mouse lovin’ screamin’ bitin’ swallowin’ loonies 🙂 What would a thread be without ya?

Sure… start a thread… then we can all go there and hijack you too 🙂 We won’t let it die a disgraceful death… will we?!😕

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/129 "2003-04-24T15:56:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by flybynight \*  
> \*\*is it my turn to start a thread? I’ve never started a thread before… I’m a little scared. What if it dies right away? What if no one likes it? What if no one likes me??? \*\*

Taking those in turn. Yes, it is. Don’t be. It won’t. You already have a built-in audience. We don’t like you, now, but we still talk to you. 😉

So, get on with it! Just don’t title it _Of Mice and Men_. 😃

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/130 "2003-04-24T16:02:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tag \*  
> \*\ ***I’m here, I’m here!!**  
> tag can’t run because she’s a southern lady \*\*  
> Southern lady, my ass! You little hussy! He steals my line, and you come on to _him_? Humph! :mad: Another child molester.
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> 😉

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> _Originally posted by tanookie_  
> \*\*Wow … I wake up and find my poor innocent thread hijacked right into a tree \*\*  
> Well, it was the only place we could hang the swing from. 😃

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**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/131 "2003-04-24T16:04:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*… Just don’t title it _Of Mice and Men_. 😃 \*\*

Oh, that’s just so tempting… 😉 If only it something to do with the topic. I think I’ll have to think of another thread topic sometime, just so I can use that title!

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**Author:** ![tag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f14d63/32.png) [@tag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tag)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/132 "2003-04-24T16:06:02Z")

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> You little hussy!

\*You called sugah? What can I do for you to make it all better? C’mon now there dawlin’ don’t pout. I sho do like tamin’ an angry man \* 😉

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/133 "2003-04-24T16:11:22Z")

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> Another child molester.\*\*

Hey! Stop with the child molesting stuff. He said he wasn’t a child, we can molest him all we want!😃

Well, if he’s willing, that is.😉

**Flybynight** , we won’t let your thread die. Don’t worry.🙂

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/134 "2003-04-24T16:43:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by flybynight \*  
> \*\*Oh, that’s just so tempting… 😉 \*\*  
> 😃 Got a sig line, yet?  
> _Of Mice and Men: A Field Guide to Field Mice_ by **flybynight**

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> _Originally posted by tag_  
> \*\*You called sugah? What can I do for you to make it all better? \*\*  
> Wellll…we’re in the wrong thread, but…_ahem_…well, I could have a bottle of champagne chilling…to…you know…clear your throat with. _blush_
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> \*\*C’mon now there dawlin’ don’t pout. I sho do like tamin’ an angry man \*\*  
> Gonna tame the Grizz, huh? I’d pay money to see that. 😃

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> _Originally posted by Branwen_  
> \*\*Hey! Stop with the child molesting stuff. \*\*  
> You don’t really think I’m gonna let that die, do ya’? 😃
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> \*\*He said he wasn’t a child, we can molest him all we want!
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> Well, if he’s willing, that is.\*\*  
> I’m bettin’ he is. Hell, who wouldn’t be? 🙂

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**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/135 "2003-04-24T17:58:41Z")

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Ok, I’ll start it after lunch, when I’m too tired to do any work 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/136 "2003-04-25T20:45:32Z")

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\*\* Of Mice And Men\*\*. I love you, man. I’m howling here.

Okay, okay fine. I apologize for participating in what may be the most enjoyable hijack of the week…

😉

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/137 "2003-04-25T21:36:43Z")

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So flybynight… to get semi on topic… is the mouse a screamer? I’d think he’d be more of an eeker… Just be wary of those teeth if he’s also a biter!

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**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/138 "2003-04-25T21:41:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tanookie \*  
> \*\*So flybynight… to get semi on topic… is the mouse a screamer? I’d think he’d be more of an eeker… Just be wary of those teeth if he’s also a biter! \*\*

Yeah, definitely an eeker. That’s one of the reasons things really didn’t work out - I like my partners to be vocal and lively. He had the lively, twitchy, hyper part down real nice, but just couldn’t get the volume I so love to hear… there’s also something not too sexy about the high pitched squeaky thing. Definitely want someone more “throaty” and sensual… and preferably human and female 😉

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/139 "2003-04-25T21:46:33Z")

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> _Originally posted by Cartooniverse \*  
> \*\*\*\* Of Mice And Men_\*. I love you, man. I’m howling here.\*\*

Why, thank you! You’re too kind. 🙂

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> _Originally posted by Tanookie_  
> \*\* …to get semi on topic… is the mouse a screamer?.. \*\*

Sometimes, they squeal, as opposed to squeaking. I think that was the males, anyway. It’s hard to tell with such little creatures. Male bunnies definitely scream. Then they faint. Such wusses. 🙂

Is that on topic?

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-anonymous-could-be-tmi/169444/140 "2003-04-25T21:51:34Z")

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You know, I helped hijack this thread, and never answered the original topic.

For shame.

Um, I make noise. How’s that?

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