# Screamers Mafia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 21, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938 "2009-09-21T13:16:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/781 "2009-10-03T22:08:18Z")

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4d qd 2c.

gotcha, you twisted nice person.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/782 "2009-10-03T22:12:54Z")

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6s

no help, yee haw

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/783 "2009-10-03T22:14:12Z")

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river, jh.

that’s mine.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/784 "2009-10-03T22:15:52Z")

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Did you bring enough of what you’re smoking to share with the class?

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/785 "2009-10-03T22:24:29Z")

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sorry, **db** i do this all the time.

ok.

you and me kiddo.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/786 "2009-10-03T22:25:40Z")

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no fraking way.

db ah 8c  
pk qh 8s

dagnabbit.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/787 "2009-10-03T22:26:50Z")

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well i still have a chance

flop

2d 2s 10d

don’t like the freakin" a

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/788 "2009-10-03T22:28:02Z")

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turnsky.

6c

no flackin help.

baby, gotta be a q or db wins this one.

river to come.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/789 "2009-10-03T22:29:41Z")

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damnit, stamp my feet.

it’s the jc.

**db** wins with a pair of 2s and a kicker.

drat.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/790 "2009-10-03T22:31:10Z")

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okie dokie.

db up 1, peek needs this one or shoot.

effin’ hell

pk 7c 4c  
db 7h as

catch me a flush and we be real cool.

flop to come.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/791 "2009-10-03T22:32:19Z")

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mother of og

not quite.

3c 5s 9c.

oh baby oh baby oh baby.

river me this gollum.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/792 "2009-10-03T22:33:20Z")

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fucking bleeder.

10h.

ah well it’s gotta be a 4 or a c or db gets the fracking win.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/793 "2009-10-03T22:34:52Z")

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now i know why i play mafia. ladies best friend. 8d. sparkly on the river.

ok, i owe you a beer the next time you are in san antonio. or whatever, you choose.

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**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/794 "2009-10-03T23:14:03Z")

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What the heck?

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/795 "2009-10-03T23:51:12Z")

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It appears he’s playing poker with himself. Luck be a lady tonight.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/796 "2009-10-03T23:53:31Z")

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And not only is he playing poker with himself, but I won. Twice.

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**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2009, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/797 "2009-10-04T01:33:44Z")

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I’m willing to accept at this point that the majority is more likely to be right than wrong on this issue.

**Unvote jpei**

I’m tempted to throw my vote back on **Chronos** , but I wont. I thank **BillMC** for at least letting us know he has RL distractions - not all lurkers go that far - but with only 7 posts, and [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11617753#post11617753choosing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11617753#post11617753choosing) this as a motivation to vote is not helpful.

Another Day 1 vote based on LtL, but at least toDay has an abundance of discussion to analyse.

**Vote BillMC**

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**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/798 "2009-10-04T01:37:12Z")

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me code good [/good coding]

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**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2009, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/799 "2009-10-04T02:31:06Z")

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Good evening poker fans,

I agree with those who have said that **Jpei’s** play, although anti-Town, seems more rookie than scum. On balance, I now tend to think that the nature of his power, by itself, doesn’t tell me much one way or the other.

I also think the case against **BillMC** is adequate by usual Day One standards, and I wouldn’t be sorry to see him swing. But I still think that **Boozy** is a better candidate, and I encourage everyone to look at him again.

First, for the weird switch over a two minute period from [voting for Tom](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11612859&postcount=507) to[casting a “me too” vote based on Tom’s argument]]([http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11612859&postcount=507](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11612859&postcount=507)).

Then he has persisted in voting for a claimed Doc.

And now this weird unforced soft role-claim, which I honestly don’t know what the hell to think of…I can’t think of any motivation at all to do this, much less a pro-Town motivation.

So, ladies and gentlemen of the lynch mob, I urge you to cast your vote for Boozahol Squid, PI. He might even thank you…

> [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](#):
>
> To be quite frank, I’m just anxious for this Day to end, and I’m giving less and less of a damn whether I wake up toMorrow.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2009, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/800 "2009-10-04T02:47:17Z")

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because i can and the acid is kicking back in.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/L1jB7RBGVGk/hqdefault.jpg "Reefer Madness Trailer Great marijuana movie") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1jB7RBGVGk)

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