# Screamers Mafia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 21, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938 "2009-09-21T13:16:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 45

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**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/881 "2009-10-05T19:32:15Z")

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I think I’m going for tequila anyway, at least for a day or so. That Day was a bit much. Anyone want to join me?

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/882 "2009-10-05T19:32:19Z")

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> [@GuiriEnEspana](#):
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> **Pedescribe, you said we ARE allowed to talk strategy at night, can you confirm?**

Yes. Strategy, but no voting.

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**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/883 "2009-10-05T19:38:59Z")

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Tequila? Yes, please, a double…

Yes, what a day! Nice to see that the day end color was almost consistent with the film - cutting off a hand to see if Bill was human or machine. Not very nice for Bill or the rest of us townies. Pity he didn’t get a chance to ask for a sub - it was quite clear that he just didn’t have time to post…

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**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/884 "2009-10-05T19:43:15Z")

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@ **Freudian** , thanks. I thought nights were for bar-chat only.

@ **Normal** Tequila? Yes, please, a double… I wonder will **Peeker** be in for some more solo Poker

Yes, what a day! Nice to see that the day end color was almost consistent with the film - cutting off a hand to see if Bill was human or machine. Not very nice for Bill or the rest of us townies. Pity he didn’t get a chance to ask for a sub - it was quite clear that he just didn’t have time to post…

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**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/885 "2009-10-05T19:44:22Z")

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Oops

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/886 "2009-10-05T19:45:39Z")

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That must be strong tequila–I’m already seeing double!

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**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/887 "2009-10-05T19:58:56Z")

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I haven’t even handed it out yet, wow.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/888 "2009-10-05T20:31:37Z")

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So, **Drain Bead** , why did you think that **Bill** even had a role to claim, per [post 873](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11630704&postcount=873)?

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/889 "2009-10-05T21:59:16Z")

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> [@Normal\_Phase](#):
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> I haven’t even handed it out yet, wow.

Finally, someone else swings around back of the bar for a change! I’ll have a beer for each tentacle, mate.

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**Author:** ![DaphneBlack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daphneblack/32/5389_2.png) [@DaphneBlack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaphneBlack)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/890 "2009-10-05T22:11:47Z")

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Damn it.

All righty, I’ll have a good Pilsner if you got it.

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**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/891 "2009-10-05T22:13:51Z")

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Would that be eight, then, or sixteen? The fumes are still a bit thick back here.

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**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/892 "2009-10-05T22:19:10Z")

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Nope, no Pilsner, this is the wild frontier. Best you can get is something slightly dubious that Mahaloth brewed in a shed out back.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/893 "2009-10-05T22:56:32Z")

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_All_ of them, Boozy? Including the one you use for, well, um…

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**Author:** ![tiltawhirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e99b99/32.png) [@tiltawhirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiltawhirl)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/894 "2009-10-05T23:44:23Z")

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May I please have a margarita on the rocks?

Ordinarily I’d have it frozen, but under the circumstances it’d be best if the blenders remain quiet.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/895 "2009-10-05T23:59:18Z")

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Says someone with “whir” in her name.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/896 "2009-10-06T00:27:05Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> So, **Drain Bead** , why did you think that **Bill** even had a role to claim, per [post 873](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11630704&postcount=873)?

Vanilla Town is still a role.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/897 "2009-10-06T01:11:57Z")

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and for the geniuses suggesting that a vig target me tonight. this is absolutely freaking optimum scum strategy especially if the scum have a blocker. scum block me, vig fires away and bingo dead doc. it could only be better for scum if the vig is remorseful. in one swoop scum can have town eliminate two of their most powerful roles with the price of a block, if one exists.

yeh, that’s wise.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/898 "2009-10-06T01:15:10Z")

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The vig thing was so thoroughly debunked after I brought it up that I’m surprised there was a second push for it.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/899 "2009-10-06T01:24:48Z")

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non town folks have a vested interest in making sure that no bad idea ever totally dies.

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screamers-mafia/510938/900 "2009-10-06T01:28:47Z")

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> [@peekercpa](#):
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> and for the geniuses suggesting that a vig target me tonight. this is absolutely freaking optimum scum strategy especially if the scum have a blocker. scum block me, vig fires away and bingo dead doc. it could only be better for scum if the vig is remorseful. in one swoop scum can have town eliminate two of their most powerful roles with the price of a block, if one exists.
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> yeh, that’s wise.

Don’t be a twit. Vig targets you, you self protect, and now there’s someone else out there who buys your claim.

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