# Screaming "smiley face"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [September 1, 1999, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615 "1999-09-01T23:39:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/21 "1999-11-09T21:21:00Z")

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[http://thematrix.acmecity.com/digital/237/smile.gif](http://thematrix.acmecity.com/digital/237/smile.gif)

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/22 "1999-11-09T21:21:00Z")

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Like that.

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**Author:** ![krish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c57346/32.png) [@krish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/krish)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/23 "1999-11-09T21:29:00Z")

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Here’s how… it’s not UBB but HTML.

\< img src=“[http://thematrix.acmecity.com/digital/237/smile.gif](http://thematrix.acmecity.com/digital/237/smile.gif)” \>

It should look like this:

[http://thematrix.acmecity.com/digital/237/smile.gif](http://thematrix.acmecity.com/digital/237/smile.gif)

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/24 "1999-11-09T21:47:00Z")

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[http://thematrix.acmecity.com/digital/237/smile.gif](http://thematrix.acmecity.com/digital/237/smile.gif)

I hope this works…

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**Author:** ![AuraSeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AuraSeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuraSeer)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/25 "1999-11-09T21:55:00Z")

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My own trademark smiley: =B^)  
The same guy, with his shades off: =:^)

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**Author:** ![DW3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@DW3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DW3)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/26 "1999-11-09T22:23:00Z")

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My only suggestion is use it sparingly. It is a small gif but Teeming Millions using it in each post adds up. And it takes up bandwidth not only from The Straight Dope but [thematrix.acmecity.com](http://thematrix.acmecity.com) also.

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I before E except after C. We live in a weird society!

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/27 "1999-11-09T22:58:00Z")

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Actually, krish, I did it using the [img] [/img] command. Just testing to see if I could replicate DW3’s feat. Feel free to delete the referenced post, TubaDiva.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/28 "1999-11-10T15:23:00Z")

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Can we get any more cute faces? How about a green one for when a topic makes you sick (aka felching)? 😃😉 :o ☹

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/29 "1999-11-11T01:26:00Z")

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Well, then where’s your smiley?

[http://thematrix.acmecity.com/digital/237/smile.gif](http://thematrix.acmecity.com/digital/237/smile.gif)

(In fairness, one shouldn’t use it too often. It steals bandwidth from another site, which is poor form.)

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**Author:** ![DW3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@DW3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DW3)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/30 "1999-11-11T05:45:00Z")

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[http://www.fishy.com/ubb/free/rollsmile.gif](http://www.fishy.com/ubb/free/rollsmile.gif)

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I before E except after C. We live in a weird society!

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**Author:** ![DW3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@DW3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DW3)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/31 "1999-11-11T05:47:00Z")

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ooops… let me see if I can get it right this time. I don’t know what felching means though.

[http://www.fishy.com/ubb/free/sarcblink.gif](http://www.fishy.com/ubb/free/sarcblink.gif)

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I before E except after C. We live in a weird society!

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/32 "1999-11-11T17:55:00Z")

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Okay guys, the smileys are all cute, but we can’t keep stealing bandwith from other sites.

Tell you what, get permission for us to copy these by Monday and we’ll store 'em here.

Or I’ll remove them, one.

(Gotta be fair.)

your humble TubaDiva/SDStaffDiv  
for the Straight Dope  
(Even if you just find where they can be copied legitimately, if they’re fair game, that’s enough.)

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/33 "1999-11-11T19:27:00Z")

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Your point is well taken, TubaDiva. I won’t try to make the moving smiley faces…but I’d like to see a variation or two:  
A frowning face with a tear or two–let’s face it, in some postings it would be appropriate, if only to express that the poster had something really sad–but necessary–to say… like the frowning face ☹ with tears…  
Something with “angry eyebrows” but a smile, to express a squelch or a whimsical triumph (it’d be similar to ;))  
A face with a dopey smile and crossed eyes, to follow a weird statement or funny twist to something…

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“If you drive an automobile, please drive carefully–because I walk in my sleep.”–Victor Borge

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/34 "1999-11-11T19:41:00Z")

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/35 "1999-11-11T19:41:00Z")

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/36 "1999-11-11T19:52:00Z")

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Qu’est-ce qu’il s’est passe?  
How do you do accents?

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/37 "1999-11-11T20:36:00Z")

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[http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000327.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000327.html)

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/38 "2000-01-19T23:30:00Z")

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I asked earlier about variations on the smiley face, including one or two with tears; granted these may be my own contrivance and would not have enough value for other Dopers to use or want.  
I would, however, like to know how to make that funny one with the tongue sticking out. I hope this wouldn’t required excessive bandwidth.

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/39 "2000-01-20T23:33:00Z")

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The name of this topic is “Screaming ‘smiley face.’” Unfortunately, :o isn’t screaming, he’s _embarrassed_, as in, “Is my face red!”

And if you wanna know how to make the new smilies, simply click on “Smilies Legend” to the left of the message box where you compose your works of edification and delight.

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\>\< DARWIN \>  
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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screaming-smiley-face/615/40 "2000-01-20T23:40:00Z")

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The one with the tounge sticking out is made with a colon and a lowercase p. 😛

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