# Screen names for new Posters. **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [May 7, 2002, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644 "2002-05-07T01:14:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/21 "2002-05-13T18:21:21Z")
Gale Force ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/22 "2002-05-13T18:51:11Z")
What about **Chicken of Bristol**? I believe that still hasn’t been scooped up. ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/23 "2002-05-13T18:52:56Z")
Arggh! For want of a virgule, the coding was lost. ---
**Author:** ![milquetoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@milquetoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milquetoast)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/24 "2002-05-13T18:54:40Z")
[ul] [li]Grendl’s Mother[/li][li]Thigh Master[/li][li]Mr. Peanut (that’s _Mr._ Mr. Peanut to you, buddy!)[/li][li]Amanda Huggenkiss[/li][li]Hugh Jass (“Why yes, I’m Hugh Jass”)[/li][li]Max Power (“I got it off a blow dryer”)[/li][li]Cheese Food Product[/li][li]Spanish Phly[/li][li]The Meat Purveyor[/li][li]Oo-ee-oo-ah-ah Ting-tang-wallah-wallah-bing-bang[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/25 "2002-05-14T22:44:38Z")
This Way Up ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/26 "2002-05-15T14:33:31Z")
“Bloom County” reference (yes, I’m aware this isn’t the original spelling): Harry Fishnut. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/27 "2002-05-16T09:28:17Z")
Trouser Press ---
**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/28 "2002-05-16T09:35:07Z")
Phuq Disschitt (Sorry, I drank tonight) ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/29 "2002-05-16T12:51:51Z")
\*\*Phoney McRing-Ring Handsome Pete Edgar Snaffleback Basil The Rat \*\* Mr Cazzle offered the following: **Froggy the Icebox The Flying Gonad Dennis Moore Doctor At Bee Doctor At Cake Very Woody Bicycle Repairman Kenny Lust Harry Fink** (he also suggested **Angus Podgorny** , but it’s taken) ---
**Author:** ![milquetoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@milquetoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milquetoast)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/30 "2002-05-18T05:20:00Z")
Hick Dead (Takes me back to my trailer trashes days) –The new clown in town ---
**Author:** ![Skydive101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@Skydive101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skydive101)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/31 "2002-05-18T05:47:24Z")
**Into the mouths of babes** ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/32 "2002-05-20T17:50:01Z")
Wretched Excess Tris ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2002, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/33 "2002-05-27T21:11:09Z")
After noting **Xenophon** ’s location, and recalling that Mrs. Xeno often reads over his shoulder (and encouraging her to register and post), I realized that in renewing that encouragement I had the perfect name for her, to offer as an inducement: **Anna Basis**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ozz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/dfb087/32.png) [@Ozz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ozz)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/34 "2002-05-27T21:27:45Z")
I had a few I was debating using until I happened to spot a name on this forum and it was unclaimed, so I took it. Now I’m giving back the ones I was debating, for use by others: Millipedantic Dolphinium Parma Violet Bastogne Box Coat Not a pattern there, I’ll admit, but that’s how all naming goes, whether for pets, children, or national parks. ---
**Author:** ![avocet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@avocet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/avocet)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/35 "2002-05-29T18:42:05Z")
Ozz is a pretty lame name, though, especially for a pet or national park haha ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/36 "2002-05-29T22:06:51Z")
Cheeses Freak ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/37 "2002-05-29T23:29:09Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by stv_ > My dad (Flames in the Pit would start off “My dad is a f\*ckin’ jackass…”) Ha! That’s a good one! How about: **Wrecked 'Em** ---
**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/38 "2002-05-29T23:53:21Z")
**Shorty Doo-wop** ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/39 "2002-05-29T23:55:15Z")
[ul] [li]Trouble in Dockers[/li][li]Hash McLinkList[/li][li]Rosencrantz[/li][li]Guildenstern[/li][li]Rotary Pig[/li][li]Octothorpe Burner[/li][li]No Reign[/li][li]Back in Rockvil[/li][li]Greetings From The DMV[/li][li]Arachnid Aerialist[/li][li]Father Laity[/li][/ul] I’ll have more around three AM this weekend. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644/40 "2002-05-30T00:01:49Z")
THX-1138 (Almost forgot :D) virguleperiod ThinkCreep FUDMaster Flash Tuxic Love Max Headroom Mad Maxwell’s Equations NamelessOne(Damn!) 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screen-names-for-new-posters/107644.md?page=3)