# Screw France **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 4, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792 "2003-02-04T21:28:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/61 "2003-02-05T14:52:49Z")
Can I fuck Laetitia Casta? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with a well-aged fromage and a glass of Bourdeaux magnum? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/62 "2003-02-05T14:58:43Z")
Only if I get Vanessa Paradis, before the drugs made her haggard. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/63 "2003-02-05T15:08:07Z")
Ahem. 1. Groundskeeper Willie, not Homer, uttered the phrase “cheese-eating surrender monkeys.” 2. Ottawa is the capital of Canada, not Montreal. Please continue. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/64 "2003-02-05T15:09:48Z")
I’d **so** fuck France. France is _hot_. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/65 "2003-02-05T15:12:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > **Can I fuck Laetitia Casta?** No, she loves me, I swear. The hottest woman EVER. Oh my God. ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/66 "2003-02-05T15:12:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beagle \* > \*\*When I see a thread like this I can only think of one thing, do you remember that French language instruction TV show with the really beautiful girl? Um, urg, ug, doh, damn, MIREILLE! Damn, I’d screw her. \*\* Oh, God yes. I bet she didn’t wear underpants. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/67 "2003-02-05T15:14:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*Only if I get Vanessa Paradis, before the drugs made her haggard. \*\* I you can do that, then I want Brigitte Bardot circa 1963! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/68 "2003-02-05T15:15:28Z")
_If_\*, God damn it, bloody _If!_ ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/69 "2003-02-05T15:16:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*No, she loves me, I swear. The hottest woman EVER. Oh my God. \*\* Too late mousieur fromage, I called _“Le dibs!”_ ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/70 "2003-02-05T15:17:31Z")
Bardot? would you really want Serge Gainsbourgs used goods? I mean, class musician, but I wouldn’t dip my spoon in his porridge, so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/71 "2003-02-05T15:20:27Z")
I said circa 1963. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/72 "2003-02-05T15:20:41Z")
Congratulations to Twisty, for possibly the most revolting mental image ever created on this message board. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to snort bleach. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/73 "2003-02-05T15:21:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Legomancer \* > \*\*I’d **so** fuck France. France is _hot_. \*\* I’d have to agree. I’ve been to France just recently, and was much impressed with some of the beauties I saw. I was also expecting them to be tres chic in their fashion, but they dressed like a Gap store exploded 10,000 feet overhead. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/74 "2003-02-05T15:23:21Z")
ah, on investigation I see that Serge didn’t dip his wick into Bardot until 66-67. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/75 "2003-02-05T15:24:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*ah, on investigation I see that Serge didn’t dip his wick into Bardot until 66-67. \*\* So, 😛 Oh, and _le dibs_ on Catherine Deneuve. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/76 "2003-02-05T15:41:16Z")
I’ll take Emmanuelle Seigner, please. Well, as long as we’re choosing up. I mean, we can’t depend on the OP to do it all by himself; we all have to do our duty. ---
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/77 "2003-02-05T15:41:16Z")
So, the essence of the OP’s message is “make love, not war”. Thanks **k2dave** , that’s a beautiful sentiment. Glad we got that sorted. Now, mon petit choux, voulez-vous cette boeuf Irlandais? C’est tres fraiche. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/78 "2003-02-05T16:22:09Z")
With or against? What to make of the Swiss then? I am against… can I chose what American will screw me? Is Will Smith available? ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/79 "2003-02-05T16:23:59Z")
choose… I meant choose. Darn. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792/80 "2003-02-05T16:50:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miller \* > \*\*And Spanish is far more lovely a language than French, . . … \*\* And Italian is the loveliest of them all. Even getting cursed out in Italian sounds good. For the last time dimwits, if one American says something, that does **not** make him/her the spokesperson for all 250 million of us. Also, this is so fucking tired already. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-france/152792.md?page=5)