# Screw It, Or Me (Apologetic and Flirt Thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642 "2001-03-20T00:15:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/181 "2001-03-22T06:52:35Z")
Actually, seeing as this was kinda a text medium…and the other ladies seem to be occupied elsewhere…I was hoping to dazzle all of you with my charm and convince you all: Lindy, Bill, and Stephen that well…I have a few receptacles and or digits??? (Oh dear lord, get me drunk and I become a wanton woman!) /insert bugs bunny voice/“Dogpile on the Tequila, Dogpile on the Tequila” /end voice/ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/182 "2001-03-22T06:56:40Z")
I get the Oh So wonderful [doctor’s voice] Vagina and Clitoris [/doctor’s voice] to tantalize and overwhlem! ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/183 "2001-03-22T07:19:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > Actually, seeing as this was kinda a text medium…and the other ladies seem to be occupied elsewhere…I was hoping to dazzle all of you with my **charm** and convince you all: Lindy, Bill, and Stephen that well…I have a few receptacles and or digits??? (Oh dear lord, get me drunk and I become a wanton woman!) Oh, is that what you call it? Well, in that case… :Moves in and gives a _very_ deep tongue-kiss to **TM** before moving down a few inches to her **charm** …: (Nice website pics, Tequila! ;)) Oh, and this is the first time I’ve ever heard tits called “receptacles”! ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/184 "2001-03-22T07:24:41Z")
Oops…I think I meant “oriface’s” not receptacles…but hey…tits are good too…though not exactly something I’d a call an “innie”. _hic_ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/185 "2001-03-22T07:26:07Z")
**UncleBill** bends over to pick something up and see the Promised Land! MMmmfffffppphhh… hhhmmmmmmppphhhhfff… hhmmmmwwwwaaaammmmffff… ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/186 "2001-03-22T07:30:52Z")
Oh dear me…I am toasted now. I think I’ll just close my eyes… Mmmmmmmm uh huh…right there…don’t stop… [sub]wriggle wriggle writhe[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/187 "2001-03-22T07:33:06Z")
Well, **Tequila** , since **UncleBill** (the rogue) seems to have captured your (dare I say it? Yes, I must!) better half (ouch!), it looks like I’m going to have to make the supreme sacrifice of playing the selfish male and offering parts of myself to your…let’s say…more _active_ end. No, really, it’s OK with me…I’ll just sit here and receive Tequila’s…ministrations… [sub]Jeez, TurboDog is just gonna _kill_ me… Peace, brother! Please?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/188 "2001-03-22T07:36:12Z")
hhhmmffffhhh… mmmmrrrrfffhhh… ::up for air:: gasp, gasp, gasp ::diving back in:: MMmmmmMMMMmmmmm… RRRrrroooowrrrrrmmmmm… (By the way, I can outline the alphabet in a very nice place with my tongue!) ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/189 "2001-03-22T07:44:52Z")
_slurp slurp_ Mmmmmfargggl Damnit my hand still hurts…I can’t even type one-handed for a reason here! _moan squeal slurp suck_ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/190 "2001-03-22T07:51:26Z")
::Shifting positions:: ::wiping face:: ::inserting manliness:: AAAAaaaahhhhhhh!!! ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/191 "2001-03-22T08:07:11Z")
::tiptoeing in the room…:: Wow, look at all the action…the biggest doper-orgy i have witnessed… But i don’t wanna just be a witness…Which group has room for one more ??? TM? TP? AR? SW? ::sits on the couch, fondling his whip and chains…:: ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/192 "2001-03-22T08:14:19Z")
H WatermelonMan… Yeah I know…I start a “flirt” thread and it ends up being an orgy…sheesh… and just think, tomorrow morning I will be clutching my coffee cup and hiding in shame… for now though…hmmmmmmm…I have a hand open…I know it’s not much but if anyone else wanders in, I don’t mind sharing 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/193 "2001-03-22T08:32:28Z")
::goes and does a pick-up dance in front of TM’s hand:: thinks…What good is this whip and chain for when all I got is a hand? 🙂 That should teach me the lesson: Why bother with paegeants and shit, when there is a full swing orgy going on next door? ::settles for what he can get … and is damn pleased!!!:: What drinks have you got, by the way? And, if I am not mistaken, TM’s hand is as good as anything I have enjoyed in the sensuality department…right? ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/194 "2001-03-22T11:12:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*Sexy as in Writer? Damn straight you can have a date. As long as it’s with me! I was hoping you might show up here 🙂 \*\* Hi **Tequila!!** I bet your back is sore from all that fun last night. Want me to rub it for you? -L (I have the REAL kind of handcuffs.) ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/195 "2001-03-22T12:49:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > > \*\* Well, if you shake a little something for me, I’ll shake up this whipped cream for you… \*\* > > Your wish is my command. > > _ **TruePisces** shakes her…_ > > What was I supposed to shake again? \*\* ``` Well, I'll just start with the high points and then get down to the in depth areas.... ``` Well…::rattle:: a little here ::squirt:: , a little here ::squirt:: then that little part here ::slowly drips a trail of chocolate syrup:: get the idea? [sub] if you can join 'em, lick 'em [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/196 "2001-03-22T13:22:08Z")
_looks around_ Wow! This place got busy awful quick. **Lindy** , we **will** coordinate. I’m too stubborn not to make this work eventually! 😉 Now back to what I was doing… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* Well, I’ll just start with the high points and then get down to the in depth areas… > > Well…::rattle:: a little here ::squirt:: , a little here ::squirt:: then that little part here ::slowly drips a trail of chocolate syrup:: get the idea?\*\* I’m beginning to… I’m starting to feel like an ice cream sundae… You DO like ice cream sundaes, don’t you? > [@](#): > > \*\*[sub] if you can join 'em, lick 'em [/sub] \*\* What a wonderful philosophy! What are you waiting for?! ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/197 "2001-03-22T13:48:45Z")
You know you’re alright by me, or else I would not have written about you in the lesbian orgy thread. If people pick on you too much, I will punish them. Una ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/198 "2001-03-22T13:53:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*I’m beginning to… I’m starting to feel like an ice cream sundae… You DO like ice cream sundaes, don’t you? > \*\* ``` They make my mouth water.... the whipped cream ::lick:: the chocolate ::drags tongue up trail slowly...:: the cherry.... ``` (bear in mind, TP lives in the town next to the one with the snorkel factory… convenient, isn’t it?) ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/199 "2001-03-22T13:55:52Z")
Oh! Me! Me! Punish me! Oh, wait. You didn’t mean it like that. :: sigh :: ---
**Author:** ![dustMagnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/fbc32d/32.png) [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/200 "2001-03-22T13:57:34Z")
Don’t drink but I could sure use some **Tequila** right about now. Oh you’re already cuffed? Yow. There must be a heaven 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642.md?page=11)