# Screw It, Or Me (Apologetic and Flirt Thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642 "2001-03-20T00:15:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/201 "2001-03-22T14:04:21Z")
Well. I just clicked on your home page for the first time, **TM**. Very…well, yes. Very. (blushes) Any pictures of you wearing an anklet? Wait - what - _(a sudden crash shatters the silence as **Fierra** beats **Una** over the head with a cricket bat…)_ ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/202 "2001-03-22T14:10:18Z")
Oh you people, for shame, for shame! [Wanders back into lurk mode, never to return…] 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dustMagnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/fbc32d/32.png) [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/203 "2001-03-22T14:32:55Z")
Miss Tequila that is the most inspiring butt shot I believe I have ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/204 "2001-03-22T14:51:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\*_(a sudden crash shatters the silence as **Fierra** beats **Una** over the head with a cricket bat…)_ \*\* ``` Going English on us, Una? A cricket bat? ``` That anklet you’ll be wearing is going to be attached to Fierra’s bed… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/205 "2001-03-22T14:51:32Z")
I am hereby inspired! ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/206 "2001-03-22T15:45:35Z")
:eyes rolling back in head: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm… Thanks, Tequila! What a way to greet the day! Remind me to do the equivalent favor for you sometime… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/207 "2001-03-22T15:52:40Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* They make my mouth water… the whipped cream ::lick:: the chocolate ::drags tongue up trail slowly…:: the cherry…_\* I have a cherry? Will wonders never… Ohhhh! Mmmm… I think you… I… uh… OHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!! _panting_ I think you hit the spot! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/208 "2001-03-22T16:14:53Z")
OK, TP, I see hopw you like it. Though what sundae is complete without nuts? Would you like nuts? ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/209 "2001-03-22T16:18:19Z")
OK, TP, I see how you like it. Though what sundae is complete without nuts? Would you like nuts? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/210 "2001-03-22T16:30:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* OK, TP, I see how you like it. Though what sundae is complete without nuts? Would you like nuts? \*\* Can you add the nuts and put this ice cream on a stick? ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/211 "2001-03-22T17:02:48Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Can you add the nuts and put this ice cream on a stick? \*\* ``` A stick? I can give you a pole.... ``` [sub] Yo, Stan - come in here…oh, not that kind of Pole…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/212 "2001-03-22T17:10:09Z")
The light of another day hits the room… I survey the carnage… I guess this’ll show me to start a flirt thread (start a flirt thread and turns into an orgy…why don’t my RL parties do this?)…Carry on folks or have a mod lock it…I may pop in to flirt once in awhile, but I am really not into simulated sex. (Yeah yeah, last night I was drunk and tried to join in, I started this monster, I thought I should make the attempt to contribute) I still retain the right to flirt in the proper forums though! _passes out condoms on her way out_ Play safe. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/213 "2001-03-22T17:13:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* A stick? I can give you a pole… > > [sub] Yo, Stan - come in here…oh, not that kind of Pole…[/sub] \*\* If you wanna play that way, I think I need to increase the amount of Irish in me… Any ideas on how I might be able to do that? ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/214 "2001-03-22T17:35:12Z")
You know what? Your posts should come with a label: **WARNING May cause slight frustration.Should not be read in an office environment.** Hell, they are good!!! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/215 "2001-03-22T17:48:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Watermelon Man \* > \*\*You know what? > > Your posts should come with a label: > > **WARNING > May cause slight frustration.Should not be read in an office environment.** > > Hell, they are good!!! \*\* _blush_ I’m just trying to have a little fun. Don’t mean to cause anyone any discomfort. _blush even redder_ But you know something… I’m **writing** them in an office environment, too! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/216 "2001-03-22T18:01:18Z")
_::check under his desk…takes a peek under TruePisces’desk, and blushes a deeper green than TP herself::_ At least you don’t have a visible reason to blush!!! ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/217 "2001-03-22T18:40:25Z")
Did I tell you I belong to a whole different species? [sub]hopes the joke can cover the huge embarrassment[/sub] Wow, TP…there is a blown mind right here!!! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/218 "2001-03-22T18:56:32Z")
Man, we ran Tequila out of her own flirt thread by talking about sundaes…I didn’t think that was possible… 🙂 Sorry if I offended anyone. Just having some fun. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/219 "2001-03-22T19:55:16Z")
That I didn’t think of it first. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/220 "2001-03-22T22:32:29Z")
**Watermelon Man** - I **thought** I felt someone’s eyes on me when I was crawling around under my desk disconnecting cables today! Makes me even gladder that I was wearing that short skirt… Certainly wouldn’t want to disappoint, you know. 😉 [sub]And I’ve never had anyone blush green for me before. Is there some way I can make you do it again?[/sub] **UncleBill** - Didn’t think of **what** first? And I’m with **lurker** - I didn’t mean to offend anyone. Just trying to have fun. I’m sorry. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642.md?page=12)