# Screw It, Or Me (Apologetic and Flirt Thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642 "2001-03-20T00:15:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/221 "2001-03-22T23:15:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > **Going English on us, Una?** Hey, like **Fierra** says - “Once you’ve had Brit, you won’t want to quit”… 😉 > [@](#): > > \*\*That anklet you’ll be wearing is going to be attached to Fierra’s bed… \*\* No, I meant I wanted to see an anklet - ankle chain - piece of jewelry - on **TM**. Not leg shackles or anything like that. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/222 "2001-03-22T23:23:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > [B **UncleBill** - Didn’t think of **what** first?\*\* I didn’t think of lathering you up with ice cream and going for the cherry! ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/223 "2001-03-22T23:27:21Z")
Why would I need to chain Una? I’ve caught her already. Fierra pauses as lurker whispers something in her ear…and blushes & looks thoughtful…and disappears to the ironmongers… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/224 "2001-03-22T23:33:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*I didn’t think of lathering you up with ice cream and going for the cherry! \*\* Oh-ho! That just means you’ll have to think of something else a little more… exotic. What’ll it be? ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/225 "2001-03-23T11:39:46Z")
TP when you get to the office this morning… Do not crawl under the desk… Just go in the laides room - to the second booth from right. I will have sneaked in during the night. The door will be locked from inside in case someone else wants to take an early morning pee - you know I am there for _only_ your service!!! So, go like this: **knock…knock.knock…knock…koncok.knock…BANG!!** then I will know its you and open up for a great “good morning gratuiotus private party service demonstration” I will have a pot od Irish coffee alond with the whipped cream…in casae we can’t use all the cream before settling down to relax!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/226 "2001-03-23T12:15:08Z")
What a way to welcome me to the new office building! I’ll be there in 35 minutes. Should I lock the main door to the restroom as I enter, and hang the “Out of Order” sign on the door? ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/227 "2001-03-23T12:19:53Z")
Hmm… It’s up to you. Depends on how private you want to keep it. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/228 "2001-03-23T12:25:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Watermelon Man \* > \*\*Hmm… > It’s up to you. > > Depends on how private you want to keep it. \*\* Well, since I AM new to the office building and I don’t know how open minded the people here are, it might not be a **bad** idea. But if we can get a few of the Doper guys and gals to sneak in, we can have a regular old party in there… I’ll put out the sign, leave the door unlocked. I wouldn’t want to stop whatever I was doing to go answer the door, after all! ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/229 "2001-03-23T12:34:52Z")
By the way, all I got with me is a bucket of cream and a pot of Irish coffee.Anything else you want to use or consume…you might want to bring along!! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/230 "2001-03-23T15:11:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Watermelon Man \* > \*\*By the way, all I got with me is a bucket of cream and a pot of Irish coffee.Anything else you want to use or consume…you might want to bring along!! \*\* Oh, I dunno. I think you might have something else there that I want to consume… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/231 "2001-03-23T15:19:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > > I think you might have something else there that I want to consume… 😉 \*\* Rule 1 in the book of “good morning gratuitous private party service” bible says: I am all yours!!! So…consume up, and party on:) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/232 "2001-03-23T15:53:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Watermelon Man \* > \*\*Rule 1 in the book of “good morning gratuitous private party service” bible says: > > I am all yours!!! > > So…consume up, and party on:) > > 😉 \*\* Now where **should** I start on this wonderful breakfast buffet? A little appetizer? _nibbles **Watermelon Man’s** ear_ or go straight for the main course? _moves further down **WM’s** body with a smile_ ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/233 "2001-03-23T16:10:49Z")
Hmmm… I thought **I** was going to make a “private good mrning party” yo you… But now **you are making my day** and I must find a way to thank you for it. ::thinks of the 100 different ways to please a woman with his tongue…and makes a list in his head:: [sub]by the way , I ain’t tellin’ ya…just feel the pleasures, and that’s all[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/234 "2001-03-23T16:35:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Watermelon Man \* > \*\*Hmmm… > I thought **I** was going to make a “private good mrning party” yo you… > > But now **you are making my day** and I must find a way to thank you for it. > > ::thinks of the 100 different ways to please a woman with his tongue…and makes a list in his head:: > > [sub]by the way , I ain’t tellin’ ya…just feel the pleasures, and that’s all[/sub] \*\* Oh, but the pleasure is mine. However, if you do **insist** , who am I to stop you. I certainly wouldn’t want to ruin anything by arguing with you! This is certainly the most interesting “office party” I’ve ever had before. Happy Friday! ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/235 "2001-03-23T18:22:43Z")
🙂 mmm!! delicious coffee!! Now you can start with a day of work, right? mmm! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/236 "2001-03-23T19:54:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Watermelon Man \* > \*\*🙂 > > mmm!! > > delicious coffee!! > > Now you can start with a day of work, right? > > mmm! \*\* Actually, other than the brief tour of the facility, I’m off today. I really should… It’s been **how** many hours that I’ve been in here?!! I guess time really **DOES** fly when you’re having fun. Do you have anywhere in particular that you need to be right now? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642.md?page=11)