# Screw It, Or Me (Apologetic and Flirt Thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642 "2001-03-20T00:15:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/21 "2001-03-20T03:09:58Z")
Yer lookin at a former Marine, dollface! Me and **Turbo** could swap war stories, whilst I steal glances at your cleavage! ~UncleBill, USMCR ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/22 "2001-03-20T03:11:40Z")
Pictures? Hey, I still have that video equipment set up over in that other room - the one with the dried up Jell-O. 😉 And **Tequila**??? I happen to enjoy your posts, too. Screw the PC crap and just keep bein’ yerself. We like you better that way. :: cops a feel on the way out :: ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/23 "2001-03-20T03:23:57Z")
Gee, miss a day or two… Tequila was NOT flirtatious? …and your flirting isn’t bad, you’re GOOD at it… ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/24 "2001-03-20T03:27:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*UncleBill \*\* > Yer lookin at a former Marine, dollface! Me and **Turbo** could swap war stories, whilst I steal glances at your cleavage! > > ~UncleBill, USMCR Hell, we can _all_ sit around and swap stories. Cpl. Thinksnow, USMCR ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/25 "2001-03-20T03:29:19Z")
There are pictures? Other than the ones on the People Pages? **TM** , we LIKE flirty posters here. No need to apologize. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/26 "2001-03-20T03:30:40Z")
**Dire Wolf** , You’re a naughty boy. Go to my room! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/27 "2001-03-20T03:34:23Z")
(That is actually the vanity plate I have on the front of my car) **thinksnow** good to see ya! and **Arden Ranger** , what happens if I beat **Dire Wolf** to your room? I’m 6’2", 34, and oh, so available! ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/28 "2001-03-20T03:34:55Z")
Found 'em! Day-ammmm! Is this where I pledge my eternal devotion? ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/29 "2001-03-20T03:37:43Z")
I say the world can use more hussies. And Piss on the PC crowd. The whole lot of 'em. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/30 "2001-03-20T03:42:07Z")
Wait…when were we not supposed to be shameless hussies…I missed that one. (I’m so out of the loop!) Way to stick up for yourself Tequila! eh. Oh well. Anyone want to get me drunk? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/31 "2001-03-20T03:52:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*Anyone want to get me drunk? \*\* [rolling my eyes at the injustice of a world where gorgeous college girls say things like that to middle-aged married guys] Why, yes, I would. What’s your pleasure? ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/32 "2001-03-20T03:56:29Z")
Well, hot damn looks like we got a party going here now! I’d offer to order a pizza but I’m afraid what happened to TD may happen 😛 I’ll just saty here and drink my happy hussy ass off though I may quickly become too inibriated to post. (which screen am I replying to again? Oh yeah…the one in the MIDDLE!) Welcome to my gropefest dropzone, UncleBill, Joe\_Cool and Medea’s Child…damned glad to have ya! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/33 "2001-03-20T04:02:49Z")
Well, **UncleBill** , I guess we’ll just have to see what happens if you get there forst, won’t we? [sub]Now, where did I put that paddle?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/34 "2001-03-20T04:06:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\ ***Dire Wolf** , You’re a naughty boy. Go to my room! \*\* Well, I may not have been a Marine, but I can take orders with the best of 'em. Yes, ma’am! DW, reporting to room! **UncleBill** , you may be 6’2" and 34, but I have a Magical Jackhammer Tongue[sup]TM[/sup], so there!. 😛 [sup]OK, OK, how 'bout we call it a tie? We can flip her for it. Whaddaya calling, tits or ass? [/sup]😉 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/35 "2001-03-20T04:09:40Z")
OK, **Arden Ranger,** and **Dire Wolf** I called it! I’m on top first! And the paddle is behind the box with the fuzzy handcuffs and Astro Glide. Be careful not to scare the penguin. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/36 "2001-03-20T04:09:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Well, **UncleBill** , I guess we’ll just have to see what happens if you get there forst, won’t we? > > [sub]Now, where did I put that paddle?[/sub] \*\* Arden…I am rapidly falling into serious wanton do-me-now lust with you…Something about wanting to start a thread with the MOST drunken typos and you do one of my classic drunk typos of “forst” makes you just become the “friend cum fuck buddy” of my dreams! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/37 "2001-03-20T04:14:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*Arden…I am rapidly falling into serious wanton do-me-now lust with you…Something about wanting to start a thread with the MOST drunken typos and you do one of my classic drunk typos of “forst” makes you just become the “friend cum fuck buddy” of my dreams! \*\* **Tekuila** if yew want tpyos, ley me gey anothet beer. And my name isn’t spelled “Arden”. It’s “UncleBill”. I just had my fuck buddy in town a few weekends ago. Nice weekend. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/38 "2001-03-20T04:15:40Z")
Baseball, baseball, baseball… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/39 "2001-03-20T04:16:05Z")
WOW! I can’t say as I’ve ever had anyone in “serious wanton do-me-now lust” with me! [sub]Wanna help me in here with DW and UB? I got an extra paddle in here somewhere[sub] Oh. **UncleBill**? No penguins! I draw the line at wolves and felines[sub]Sheesh, what a pervert[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/40 "2001-03-20T04:20:25Z")
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