# Screw It, Or Me (Apologetic and Flirt Thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642 "2001-03-20T00:15:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/61 "2001-03-20T05:35:46Z")
I’ll help any damsel who asks! Especially doing THIS! Oral is my specialty. I took speech classes, and I can trace the alphabet on **hardygrrl’s** nether regions until she screams out in ancient Greek! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/62 "2001-03-20T05:47:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > **And by the way, UncleBill, answer your email!** I e-mailed you back, the one here is from work. Try [UncleBill35@aol.com](mailto:UncleBill35@aol.com), that’s where I am now. (Nekkid pics will be accepted here from all wimmins) ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/63 "2001-03-20T05:50:02Z")
Oh, sure. **UncleBill** gets mail… ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/64 "2001-03-20T05:50:02Z")
:: seeing that **UncleBill** seems to have things well in hand… or whatever, wanders over to **Tequila** , drops to his knees and begins to pay homage to her in the best way possible… with a lot of licking, and a lot of sucking… :: anything else I can do for you, pretty lady? ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/65 "2001-03-20T06:05:51Z")
Lindy, babe…dis’ ain’t my party I’m just the hostess…this your first gropefest, cutie? UncleBill, noted and and ‘noted’ 🙂 Everyone having fun here? Any free hands needing a cool drink pressed into them? (Or better yet, a warm body part?) Very well carry on…Lindy…please cum with me…err… come with me, I hope the rest follows 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/66 "2001-03-20T06:12:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*Lindy, babe… > > this your first gropefest, cutie? > > \*\* Technically, no, although I couldn’t seem to get anyone’s attention in Tassie’s thread about a week ago. I must have had my invisibility cloak on. > [@](#): > > \*\* > Lindy…please cum with me…err… come with me, I hope the rest follows 😃 \*\* You talk like that, I’d follow you anywhere. :quickly disrobes: **TM** , I’m ready, willing, and able! ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/67 "2001-03-20T06:21:33Z")
:: gets up of knees and follows, interested to see what’s about to conspire, and hoping to help :: Although the fact that I keep getting interupted is getting annoying… hehehehhe 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/68 "2001-03-20T06:51:55Z")
Sorry Tris, this place moves awful fast for us peeps with crappy computers! How 'bout I just flop on this here couch like the drunk I am and wave to the newcomers? (Lindy…I will get ya later!) ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/69 "2001-03-20T07:12:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\* (Lindy…I will get ya later!) \*\* OK, I can deal with that. I’ve got to go to sleep anyway. (Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s a whole hour earlier here than where you are, but what can I say? I’ve got to get up in seven hours, and I’m not as young as I used to be!!) But I’ll definitely take a rain check. (I’ll even respond to any upcoming posts at work. Just got to practice my window-hiding skills.) Oh, and **Tristan**? Don’t be like that; something tells me **TM** wouldn’t be averse to a little…umm…_extra attention_ (although **hardygrrl** seemed more than willing to give you the time of day…and then some!;)). ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/70 "2001-03-20T08:50:28Z")
Hey, do you have any extra beer left? Any babe need special attention? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/71 "2001-03-20T09:00:08Z")
Shame on you for asking. ALL babes need special attention! ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/72 "2001-03-20T09:06:59Z")
::puts on the Special Attention outfit…:: Notices Arden Ranger in the corner… She is quite busy partying with TM,UB and DW… Well what the heck!! JOINS… ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/73 "2001-03-20T12:51:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*And I apologize once again for spending a day not being myself, especially to UncleBill and Beelzebubba! \*\* Awww, no need to apologize. Just make that kiss extra wet-n-sloppy 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/74 "2001-03-20T12:56:40Z")
Well since Tristan didn’t quite finish the job… Uncle Bill…I don’t know that much ancient Greek but can you make me scream in Italian? Can you wear me out so bad I’ll need an i.v. and an oxygen tank to recover? ::crooks finger at Uncle Bill:: Accept the hardygrrl challenge? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/75 "2001-03-20T13:04:43Z")
Hey you kids! Knock off all this tomfoolery! Oooh… ooo… Hi, **Arden**! Get you a drink? A nice margarita, perhaps? Heavy on the salt? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/76 "2001-03-20T13:29:30Z")
[striking myself in a particularly painful and personal manner] Down, boy! It’s just pretend! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/77 "2001-03-20T14:09:47Z")
Who am I to turn down a free margarita? [sub]hey, dropzone… wanna play?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/78 "2001-03-20T14:22:06Z")
_sigh_ I might be the only barkeep in the land who **doesn’t** get any… Yer drink’s on the way, m’lady! ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/79 "2001-03-20T14:40:37Z")
If I were still flirting, I would invite TM and AR to pull me along with them into the nearest walk-in closet, and I would eloquently demonstrate how a girl who can touch her tongue to her nose is more entertaining than a man who offers to TRY any time. If I were still flirting. But I’m not. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642/80 "2001-03-20T14:43:30Z")
dan, we can’t let the barkeep go with none! _leans over the bar on elbows_ What’ll _you_ have? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/screw-it-or-me-apologetic-and-flirt-thread/58642.md?page=5)